yo good looks im callin them up soon as its sunny and sht

I hurr dat!

Awesome trip report. Im more interested in the escort then the poker. You spent $300 for an escort? She must have been top notch.

This is how all trip reports should be written. Agree, more escort info needed, however.

yo dog,

U da man. Wuz dat dealer not cutting da deck every shuffle? I be pissed at that chit.

What's da dealy-yo? The floor be frontin on dat.

A dawg should'nt have to get dissed like that now dat Obama is president.
Obama will change things in da Trop poker room before dealing with dat economy bullsheet.

Peace,

nineinch

Yeah bro, write about dem bitches...

Ok..Im going to have some fun at your expense here.
If you cashed out your 500..and bought back in again for $140...how did you get 350-400 on the table ???

Entertaining post, however I call bs here.

I can get two escorts for $300 in AC.

Yo Mike,

OP is on one of the best streams of conciousness ever expressed in these forums.

We got a bro on a roll. Let the dawg tell his story without the need for reconciling his bankroll.

props,

nineinch

Yo Mike,

PM me with that info. Gotta keep your pimp hand strong...

Yo OP Dawg! Like I sayz befores. You gotta take thiz ****z into yo own hands dawg. Find that dealer sob and teach him a lesson not be messing w/ the crewz...

You owe me for a new keyboard, I just spit coffee all over it after reading that post. Funny stuff man.

I just thought of something. Is it possible that this occurred in the Trop in Vegas?

I would be LMAO if he called the Casino control commission in AC to complain about a bad beat in Vegas.

I'll be at the Taj Saturday night. I'll be the guy with a new keyboard on the table...

With the Harvard gear on playing 20-40 or 40-80?
I will look for you as long we can take a walk to your apartment..hint hint...lol

bring your glock next time imo

Info on escort, beeotch?

Where did you get her/him?

Do you itch now?

Back in the day, a lounge used to exist outside of the Trop's poker room. I used to see professional girls "escorts" soliciting guys/tricks/Johns there. There was a regular pack of girls that hung outside the poker room. After a while I knew them by face and would chat with them when I took a smoke break. I would flirt ask prices and try to negotiate with them out of boredom and because I found it fun.

One time I was food shopping with a friend of mine in Absecon, and I saw one of the "pro's" working at the supermarket as a cashier. We smiled and said hello. We both had the uncomfortable "I know where I know you from" smirk going on.

I never took her up on her half price offer.

OP when do you get your next welfare check? Also, I really think you got hosed on that hand. You should pay more attention to the dealer when you're in a hand so that you can catch him in the act of cheating. That's your best bet if you want to provide proof to the CCC. I've done it about 9 or 10 times over the past 8 years.

Just beware of Trop altogether. The casino is definitely crooked.

Yo, this be a three inch wigger version of the nineinchman...

ok i dont know what OP stands for....and i guess no1 is gonna **** tell me?
as for the slut goes i was in my room in the north tower and i was bored so i seen the yellow pages in the drawer and called and she said 200 for an hour
so i said sounds good send her over
so she came like 40 min later she was pretty hot for an escort
to make a long story short she wanted 300 more for full service
or 100 more for a bj so i copped head and dats that
i know that ****** dealer cheated, ill let god take care of him

Can we ask what you get welfare for?

nah i was pullin ur arm i dont get welfare kiddo

Homie,

OP= Original Poster

OG= Original Gangster

You are the OP, but Im sure your also OG.


Next time your in town and need a lady, send me a pm and I will take care of you. $300 is way too much to spend on fellatio, especially when you probably had to wear a rain coat.