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Btw, nothing silly about what I've been saying. ******ed is to think otherwise.
What you've been saying about tipping is absurd. You fail to make some basic logical connections that everyone else is able to make without any difficulty.
I'm a dealer. I don't know how to deal you "better" cards. They don't teach that in dealer school. If I did know how to make sure that certain players got the "best" cards I could and would be justifiably fired and/or arrested.
The number one responsibility that I have as a dealer is to ensure that there is a fair, random, and impartial game of chance in place where the players know that nobody has an inherent advantage due to anything other than skill. Luck moves around the table on its own and not due to something the dealer intentionally does. The game and my job are designed so that nobody knows ahead of time where the luck is going to land.
Put it another way. If I actually had the ability to deal good hands to certain players whenever I wanted to, I would make sure to have my closest friends and family at every table around the room. My brother and sister would be at table 1 and table 2. My girlfriend would be at table 3. The guys who've been my lifelong friends would be at tables 4, 5, 6, and 7. And so on.
They'd tip me a buck or two per pot (nothing obvious, of course) on camera. And then we'd meet up at someone's house after work and that's where I'd get my real share of the profits for setting up the hands so well.
Sorry, ss1, but I don't really know you all that well. We didn't go to high school together or play little league baseball on the same team. And you're not married to my sister, so we're not family. You seem like a nice enough guy, but I'm not going to risk my job to make sure to deal you pocket Aces on demand just so that you'll like me.
But what I will do for you, ss1, is treat you with courtesy and respect when you're at my table. And I'll promise to give you 2 random cards just like everyone else at the table. Unless, of course, you're at the same table as my very close friend Mike.
Last edited by dinesh; 03-06-2018 at 01:03 PM.