HAHAHA

If you don't know who WORM is you don't know POKER. It's called Rounders. Watch it lulz.

Oh, that Worm. Of course I know who that Worm is. I just wasn't thinking of the reference. Why? Because that movie is awful. Positively putrid. The poker scenes are completely unrealistic, particularly the one in which Mike bluffs out Johnny Chan. Look at the bet-sizing and when Chan folds to Mike's "move" on him. NEVER WOULD HAPPEN.

There's so much that sucks about Rounders, but, more than anything, it's the fact that players like Moneymaker etal. have WSOP Main Event bracelets because of it.

Worm out.

Details plz on how u asked Asian Massage parlor girl for sex

How I asked? ... You serious, dude? ...

So are all of those "Asian Massage" places on the boardwalk actually fronts for prostitution? I've always been curious, since I couldn't imagine how they all get enough customers to stay in business if they aren't, but I also can't imagine how the police let them stay in business if they are.

please tell me this is a level.

No... don't know if some girls that work @ these are self respective and will call the police on u for soliciting . Did u just say so how much for a f*k ... I don't use lines like that with women... did these Asian women have heavy accents or speak English well ?

Some places are actually legitimate parlors, but they are seldom.

My experience is that you can tell from the massage whether or not they are on the up and up or shady. The places I have been to that offer extra service will usually get up close and personal during the massage with your genital area, slight touching of the scrotum, massaging of the anus etc. This has always been a green light for me.

I gotta stop coming in this thread...I'VE BEEN CLEAN FOR SO GOD DAMN LONG!! NOOOOO!!!

In my experience, which isn't that extensive, the ones who go for more than just massage don't wait for you to ask. This particular one had me in her "room." She got really up close and personal -- with my face, not my twig 'n berries -- and asked what I wanted. I asked, "Could you be more specific?" She responded, "Do you want everything?" I said, "Yes, everything but your STD." You decide which part wasn't said, lol. ...

As for the fact that you don't use lines like that with women ... my friend, you're not trying to get a date here. You're not courting your future wife or bringing a girl home for Thanksgiving. These are whores. They are there to insert 'n run. Jesus, don't be such a ghey. Lol, no one working at an Asian massage parlor is "self-respecting."

As for their accents, lol again. To quote Vince Vaughn in Wedding Crashers, "do you think I even care what they're saying?" ... This particular ho was Korean, so she said. Had a very thick accent, but her command of English wasn't awful.

Here's a tip. Ask for a lineup. This is my third time in such a place, second in the U.S. First time was in Singapore a few years ago, when I visited there. When the lineup of three girls was provided (all three were very cute), I asked to see punannies. I don't like hairy beaver, and I wanted to ensure that my choice would be hairless or close to it, which is very rare among straight-off-the-boat broads. My choice had a nice, little landing strip, on which I proudly landed my cack 'n beelz multiple times. I took the full hour.

Massaging of the anus ? YGOS?? Only thing going near my anus is toilet paper.

wow i could have got you miss nj for 300... was the game raked or time charged?