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Old 02-07-2019, 04:33 PM   #1
Rollexx
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Poker after Ostomy

Heading to Vegas for the first time after cancer surgery. I had to have a colostomy. Due to this I have no control of “passing gas”. There is no odor due to charcoal filters on ostomy bag but sometimes can be rather loud. Should I mention to table when I sit down that I might be a “little noisy” or just point at the person next to me? LOL
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Old 02-07-2019, 08:55 PM   #2
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Re: Poker after Ostomy

Maybe mention it to one of the suits that you have a medical condition just so they are aware of it.
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Old 02-07-2019, 09:16 PM   #3
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Re: Poker after Ostomy

Never be embarrassed if you have a medical condition. There's no need to tell anyone in advance and if someone complains simply tell them that you've had a colostomy and can't help it. If someone is rude enough to complain further I'd call a floor to tell them to stfu.
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Old 02-07-2019, 09:22 PM   #4
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Re: Poker after Ostomy

Let them all know and suggest the over-under at how many farts per hour.
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Old 02-07-2019, 10:13 PM   #5
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Re: Poker after Ostomy

All of the posts so far are good. I personally would tend to make a joke out of it and make sure everyone at the table is in on it, but I have a messed up sense of humor. Glad you're still with us and congrats on the recovery.
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Old 02-07-2019, 11:16 PM   #6
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Re: Poker after Ostomy

OP gets into an argument at the table.

Other player: I'm going to rip you a new one.

OP: Sorry, someone beat you to it.
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Old 02-08-2019, 12:47 PM   #7
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Re: Poker after Ostomy

Good one angus. I will have to remember that. I made the mistake of telling the guys at our monthly home game the nickname of the procedure they did on my ass.. a “Barbie butt”. Now I have a new nickname. 😊
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Old 02-13-2019, 03:37 AM   #8
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Re: Poker after Ostomy

If anyone complains just put the whistle tip on instead.
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Old 02-27-2019, 03:14 AM   #9
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Re: Poker after Ostomy

Get an emotional support dog. Then you’ll have someone to point to and blame it on.
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