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02-07-2019 , 04:33 PM

Rollexx

newbie

Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 23

Heading to Vegas for the first time after cancer surgery. I had to have a colostomy. Due to this I have no control of “passing gas”. There is no odor due to charcoal filters on ostomy bag but sometimes can be rather loud. Should I mention to table when I sit down that I might be a “little noisy” or just point at the person next to me? LOL

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02-07-2019 , 08:55 PM

DisRuptive1

adept

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 1,023

Maybe mention it to one of the suits that you have a medical condition just so they are aware of it.

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02-07-2019 , 09:16 PM

Howard Beale

Formerly red

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 22,190

Never be embarrassed if you have a medical condition. There's no need to tell anyone in advance and if someone complains simply tell them that you've had a colostomy and can't help it. If someone is rude enough to complain further I'd call a floor to tell them to stfu.

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02-07-2019 , 09:22 PM

Lord_Crispen

old hand

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 1,205

Let them all know and suggest the over-under at how many farts per hour.

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02-07-2019 , 10:13 PM

Rapini

ragging

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 13,092

All of the posts so far are good. I personally would tend to make a joke out of it and make sure everyone at the table is in on it, but I have a messed up sense of humor. Glad you're still with us and congrats on the recovery.

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02-07-2019 , 11:16 PM

AngusThermopyle

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 14,929

OP gets into an argument at the table.

Other player: I'm going to rip you a new one.

OP: Sorry, someone beat you to it.

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02-08-2019 , 12:47 PM

Rollexx

newbie

Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 23

Good one angus. I will have to remember that. I made the mistake of telling the guys at our monthly home game the nickname of the procedure they did on my ass.. a “Barbie butt”. Now I have a new nickname. 😊

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02-13-2019 , 03:37 AM

Sheep-Goats

enthusiast

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 79

If anyone complains just put the whistle tip on instead.

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02-27-2019 , 03:14 AM

Asterix811

grinder

Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 650

Get an emotional support dog. Then you’ll have someone to point to and blame it on.

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