I was playing 1/2 nl at Planet Hollywood in Vegas last year. There was a player at the table who was repeatedly spitting on the carpeted floor. He then ordered a sandwich, ate, and then threw his crust,etc. on the floor. The manager finally saw him, asked him what the hell he thought he was doing. Oh, and the guy would pick his nose, too.
Steve

Im not sure I believe this one lol

Young guy drunk off his ass, this was a couple years ago in Tahoe. His forehead was resting on the table most of the time. I don't know why they brought him another drink, but they did, and soon everyone at the table just knew this guy was going to puke. Player on his left even said, "Hey, if you're going to throw up you need to run to the restroom. Do not puke on the table."

I don't need to finish the story. I'm surprised this doesn't happen more often.

winner

Haven't read the thread, so I don't know if something like this has been mentioned but about 10 years ago I was playing 5/10 lhe at the Taj when some middle age guy puked into his hands. He wiped his hands on his shirt and continued playing without leaving his seat. I immediately racked up.

SICK.

saw a guy get mad his AK lost and he just licked the ace front and back and same to the king, stuck them together, tossed them to the dealer and said"i dont want these cards anymore they never win" whole tables mouths were wide open.

There is a crusty 85 yr old foul mouth shriveled up Indian (tribal) woman that must have some form of autism that makes her a super biatch. She loves to goad people into calling whenever she is strong. Her favorite form of goading is to call you a p***y and then stand up point at you, then grab her crotch ala 1980s Michael Jackson and yell, "Call you p***y"

It's as funny as it is gross...

I have a LOT of stories that fit well here. Just a few I can think of off the top of my head...

Old guy at the table is in a hand and farting an awful lot. The smell is getting noxious and the hand is taking a really long time. When the hand is finally over (he lost), he gets up and RUNS to the bathroom, leaving a trail a poo-water behind that was dripping out of the bottom of his pant leg. He had very clearly crapped his pants at the table.

Another time a player at the table produced a chip from his pants. It didn't come out of his pocket.

Once had a dealer who would blow his nose into his hand, and continue dealing. Didn't even wipe it off on his sleeve or something.

Saw a total degen trying to get cash at an atm with a home depot card. Seek help

Hahahaha "come on ya pussy !! "

If she mixed a few bluffs into her pussy range she would be a tough opponent !

Her routine gets calls 95% of the time... Apparently, the male ego doesn't allow one to fold to such goading

Just had this yesterday...

Really old fish-reg, probably in his 80s, orders a pizza at the table. While eating it, a big long piece of cheese is stuck to his finger and he obviously doesn't realize it. While cutting out a bet, the cheese gets entangled in the stack of chips. Old man pushes the stack forward. The dealer tells him about the cheese in the chips. Old man unstacks the chips, pulls out the cheese, eats it, and pushes the chips back out like nothing happened.

The whole table's jaw drops and we stare in horror.

Eskimo Clark.

My post from a different thread:

Try Eskimo Clark unshowered and passed out on a bench outside the WSOP inside the RIO....and then waking up to ask a stake from the first person who passes by him.

Is this a troll? google "**** pint" or "cocky pint" doesn't find anything.

i was at a brick n morter, and a drunk guy was playing. he was drunk, but on a rush. well he needed to use the restroom, but did not want to miss a hand. so, he stood up soiled him self at the table. then peed his pants while everyone was watching in a horrified look. then he sat back down, and played his next hand.

needless to say, the other. 9 ayers all said FLOOR! in sterio. it was almost like dolby surround spund, he was booted, and our table was closed for cleaning.

I can beat that. Somebody brought a plate of food from the high roller room and was sharing it with the table. My dad helped himself to a boneless rib slathered in barbecue sauce, he was going on and on about how delicious it was when it broke and fell on the floor at his feet...

That's right, he picked it up and ate it.

Barbecue sauce, people.

Won the thread so far hands down.

Scotland?

Ewan Mcgregor?

A few weeks ago I was playing 1-2 at a local casino when a lady to my left kept complaining that she couldn't see the board very well. She said that it was due to her missing an eyeball that was removed and replaced with a false one. I then noticed that she kept a napkin in her drink holder and would use it to frequently wipe the eye socket juice that was dripping down the side of her face. Very disturbing nonetheless. <-------- This is her

Playing 1/2. BnM. Guy calls down with ace high for a 600 pot. When the lady flips over a set of ducks the guy prosides to throughtal himself in the head with hisown fist not once. But twice. There was not one word spoken at the table for afew hands until that guy got up and everyone looked at eachother like *wtf*

Aw man that was a tough one to read. Nothing gets me wincing like the thought of eye ball juice running down granny's face waahahaha