There's always this same lady who plays in a local casino here (RiverRock Casino) who just doesn't seem to have a brain. Here's a classic example of a nice 1-2 NL Hold'em game (Min buy-in $40, Max buy-in $200).
Someone makes a very small raise to $7 in early position. Three (3) other players call the $7 and she calls with A-J (diamonds) in the C/O. The button re-raises to $13 TOTAL. The BB calls, the initial raiser calls $6 more and so do all three other callers obviously. I'm sitting beside her and she shows me her hand and folds it. I ask her "Why?" She tells me: "Well, I'm probably behind right now. Someone's definitely got a pair!" I am shocked. I try to explain pot-odds and simple things like "you could win a big pot if you flop a straight or flush or a flush-draw" because up to this point I had
some form of respect for her. But she interrupts me and tells me that she's been playing for many years and probably knows more than me. I take a deep breath, and just decide to let it go. It doesn't stop there. The flop comes: 7-7-4 with no diamonds. She tells me: "See! See that?! I would've lost!" 10 seconds later I'm getting a seat change. An hour later I doubled up through her.
Ever since this day she completely hates me and always tries to rub it in when I lose a cooler-hand like set-over-set.
Anyway, I think it's hilarious every time though and makes for great entertainment for many, many players in our local casinos.
Help the brainless!