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04-16-2008 , 09:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr.Hankey
Anyone have a TR of purchasing such whores from specified business cards ?
Not exactly from the cards, but a worthwhile read: My Hooker Story by Bruiser.

Enjoy.
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04-16-2008 , 10:26 PM
what about the Venezuelans?
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04-16-2008 , 10:27 PM
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Originally Posted by KingsHockey
what about the Venezuelans?
Pfft, highly overpaid imo.
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04-16-2008 , 11:36 PM
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Originally Posted by bav
Yes, I like...gay porn. ...George W...should hire me to...create a near flawless...experience.
I'm no expert, but the ellipsis game is fun!
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04-17-2008 , 12:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Photoc
This should make everyone feel better about porn slappers in vegas:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7e6pj3nzuVY
Good thing they can't talk to you.
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04-17-2008 , 05:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Eder
Although it isnt racist, I resent Bav implying that clubbing seals is a somewhat less than a desirable trait.

a Canadian
I'm reminded of the friend in college who was working on perfecting his "sentence guaranteed to offend ANYONE who hears it." Cover the environment, abortion, religion, and politics and be sure to include something from polar opposite sides of each. 'Course that was back before religion and politics were the same thing...should be able to shorten the sentence nowadays.
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04-17-2008 , 10:14 AM
Just so everyone's clear, you should never, ever call one of those numbers on the porn slapper cards. It is basically a complete scam.
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04-17-2008 , 10:17 AM
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Originally Posted by frankie2
Just so everyone's clear, you should never, ever call one of those numbers on the porn slapper cards. It is basically a complete scam.
Looks like someone's bitter he couldn't get hired as a slapper.
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04-17-2008 , 02:42 PM
If EVER an OP was DESTINED to generate 1000's of views and multiple pages of minimal lightweight entertainment, (but mostly worthless responses in terms of answers OP's issues) this was it. I'm laid up with a bum ankle so just watching this post devolve ("evolve" would invoke an image of a wrong, upward direction of the human race based on this thread!) has been a SMALL but needed chuckle. Go for it, Chuckleheads. Keep up the good work.
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04-17-2008 , 03:57 PM
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Originally Posted by MissT74
I do know that they are NOT allowed to give cards to anyone who is with a child/minor. I LOVE walking the strip with my daughter and as we come up to the group, they're all slapping their cards, handing them out, then they see me...start to hand the card, then see the daughter and literally pull their hands back or put them way up in the air to go over my head as I walk by and give to the sucker behind me.

Of course, when I'm not with her, I collect them and use them as card protectors in the poker room.

T
When I was in Vegas last year with my gf, we met up with an old friend of hers, his wife, and their 16 year old daughter. I was kind of bored with the company of the adults but was curious about what life as a teenager in Vegas was like and was asking the girl some questions, like if the kids hang out on the strip instead of at the mall, etc. She mentioned that when she was 13 years old, one of the slappers handed her a stripper card!!

Last edited by chillrob; 04-17-2008 at 03:58 PM. Reason: typo
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04-17-2008 , 05:01 PM
I like to grab a few and mail them back to friends who could not (or would not) join in for a Vegas trip.

Bonus points for using hotel stationery.

Lately, though, I don't walk the Strip at all during the trip.
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04-17-2008 , 05:36 PM
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Originally Posted by MissT74
I do know that they are NOT allowed to give cards to anyone who is with a child/minor. I LOVE walking the strip with my daughter and as we come up to the group, they're all slapping their cards, handing them out, then they see me...start to hand the card, then see the daughter and literally pull their hands back or put them way up in the air to go over my head as I walk by and give to the sucker behind me.

Of course, when I'm not with her, I collect them and use them as card protectors in the poker room.

T
What surprises me more is the way the "pornslappers" do not descriminate who they offer the cards to. Perhaps minors/children are one thing but I can be walking down the strip hand in hand with my wife and they still attempt to thrust the cards into my hand almost without fail.
I can see how they may be performing a necessary "service" here but as a visitor I find it both annoying and invasive to have to tollerate it while walking down the street in a major city.
Les
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04-17-2008 , 05:58 PM
(Grunching)

Uhmmm....this guys don't make money from handing out the stupid cards, they sell pot.
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04-17-2008 , 07:12 PM
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Originally Posted by bav
I'm reminded of the friend in college who was working on perfecting his "sentence guaranteed to offend ANYONE who hears it."
Nuke the gay whales in Mono Lake, imo.
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04-17-2008 , 08:13 PM
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Originally Posted by StevieG
I like to grab a few and mail them back to friends who could not (or would not) join in for a Vegas trip.

Bonus points for using hotel stationery.

Lately, though, I don't walk the Strip at all during the trip.
Walking the strip = definitely BUSTO
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