two buddies and myself are heading to vegas for the weekend and we were trying to set up a funny side bet for who is gonna be the smallest winner / biggest loser of the 3 day trip! last day the winners will tell the loser 5 things that he has to do everytime he wants to play a hand.

ideas include:
-slowrolling every single hand he wins.
- callin his opponents "idiots from nothern america" every time he loses a hand.
- asking the dealer "how much is it?" everytime before making a call.
- every flop he has to stand up and stare at the board for 5-10seconds, sit down and say: "hhmmm interesting" before he can act.
...

we are obviously kinda trying to get the table to be upset with the loser but how far can we go before we might actually get in trouble??

and any other/better ideas are highly appreciated!! thx

This is just going to piss off everyone at the table. I'm all for making the loser of the prop bet do something that is uncomfortable for him, but this is not a good idea. Don't ruin the game for all the other players. They're trying to play poker and have a good time, and they don't deserve to have that ruined because you and a couple buddies think it's funny.

Why should the rest of the table have to suffer?

Make the loser pee in his pants and have to walk back to your hotel room with a big crotch stain.

Somebody gonna get a hurt real bad

Save it for your home game where you won't be annoying other people.

+1 for wondering why you feel the need to annoy other people because you're trying to have fun

The goal in life is not to see how much of a jerk you can be without getting in trouble.