So I am at my local casino tonight and I ship it pf with KK and folds around to my rights who goes, "really.....again??...." and whatever, and after 30 seconds calls. So I flip my kings thinking there is no way they can't be good and he says, verbatum, "I've got one over", and then about 3 seconds later flips AA. Now this was not some old guy who never plays at the Casino or something, this is a guy who is there all the time and definitely knows what a slow roll is.

So I wanna hear the best(worst) slowrolls you have ever had against you or witnessed at the table. Also, how do you like to get back at these people (besides stacking them)?

I had aces, get it all in,flop comes J-J-2. Turn is a 5- river 7, guy says two pair, and I said better me too, aces and Jacks, he says my bad, I have 4 of a kind.

I was about number 12 on this moron's douchebaggery recipient list...

I had a guy hit a double-gutter runner-runner on my flopped set/all-in, slowroll me, then call me a F****** F**, and I still begged the floor to let him stay. The floor refused and kicked him out, a decision I didn't want, but did agree with 100%.

It's heads up after I had raised preflop.

Checked to me on the flop. I bet. He calls. Same thing on the turn - check, bet, call.

On the river he checks. I check with my aces. He says to me "you're good." I table my aces. He tables a straight flush.

Didn't really bother me as I had expected he had caught the river.

Five stars. Would read again.

I have a pair of jacks, and a pair of jacks.

He waits 30seconds to call preflop with AA? What did you say to this piece of garbage?

All he is doing is slowing down the game. Just a total jerk off.

He didn't lie, he had one overpair.
That's not a slowroll, the flop isn't even out yet.

This aint TV, no need for all the players analyzing how many
outs each hand has and sweating each card as it hits the board.

Bring the river and I'll show or if I'm beat I can fold my AA.

And yeah taking 30 seconds to call your preflop shove could be a slowroll.
But if he has a big stack and you have him covered maybe he doesn't want to risk it all preflop.

/thread please????

A f-n slowroll story thread, are you kidding me???

I'm gonna start a thread called, "dealer mucked my cards should I ever tip again?"

A few weeks ago I saw a pretty crazy slowroll.
Flop comes 774 in a HU pot. PFR bets, slowroller calls.
Turn blank. PFR bets, SR calls.
River blank. PFR goes all in, SR calls.
PFR flips over aces. SR asks how much he has to put, the total is around $200.
SR starts throwing in chips, $10-$15 at a time. The whole time PFR is begging him "Show your hand, if you have me beat you don't have to waste time, or just muck your cards" but SR keeps pleading "I want to make the pot right !"
SR keeps putting in less than needed. Dealer will say like "75 dollars more" and SR throws in $45. Then dealer says $35 more and he throws in $15. It takes him over a minute to finally make the pot right.
Then the slowroller flips over quads :O

i got 89off no PFR just lots of limpers as usual
flop is 7d6dKs everyone checks till the button who bets 50 into the pot
i call as well as a few others
turn is a 2s guy bets again i am the only caller
river is 10d
i move all in for the last of my chips for about 500-600ish
the guy then counts out his chips in lots of 20 it takes about 2-3 minutes
then he rolls over A4d for the stone cold nuts

8d9d is the nuts.

I don't remember being slowrolled.

Oh, it's happened. I just don't care to remember.

If you dwell on his slowroll, HE SUCCEEDED.

If you go on tilt, HE SUCCEEDED.

If you "try to get back" at him, HE SUCCEEDED.

He won the pot. I'm not going to give him anything else.

Seek therapy.

I was in a hand with this super jerk who had slow rolled me once and was slow rolling the table all day. He also was calling preflop raises with super wide donkey range.

I raise from the BTN and he calls, effective stacks $1K, 2/5NL.

Board is: 5 2 K 4 3

I bet 2/3 pot all the way until the river and villain shoves OTT all-in on river.
I call and say, "Guess its a chop" but I wait for him to show.
He wastes about 30 seconds saying, "Yeah, its a chop" then he shows me the A.
I wait patiently for him to turn over his other card and he laughs and says "no chop" and turns over 6.

He is all laughing and high fiving his douche friends behind him when I say, "you're right, its not a chop"

and I turn over 76 FTW .

that felt so good...

I wish there was a like button here.

I need to remember this, I just got slowrolled for the first time a couple weeks ago...then proceeded to shove pre with 66 on a small pot out of position...iLost...fun game!

A+

Dgi-
that was the best hand history I've read on here ..... Ever.

Heh, I had a guy slowroll me with quads in PLO claiming he had the nuts... Sadly my straight flush disagreed...

+1

I fastroll losers so often that people really see no need to try and get a rise out of me. The funniest is when I fastroll a bluff and people unintentionally slowroll me because they can't believe I just fastrolled jack high.

The better play would have been to roll over your 6 and say "yes chop", pause then roll the 7 and say "oh wait, no chop"

I used to do it for ****s and giggles, and to make advertisement more memorable. However, I stopped doing it, because 9 times out of 10 both the player and the dealer are staring intently at my hand for quite a while, trying to figure out how I'm beating them. It just slows down the game, and I feel like a jerk for being the cause of it.

Why did Villian call a 2/3 pot bet on the flop with A6?

I had this drunk looking regular slowroll me after I shoved pf with AKs. He looks over with these droopy eyes and he keeps grunting to the dealer, "count it". Took him 5 minutes to show his AA.