WSOP is over and Vegas is slow.

Ojibwa casino is whack.

Atlantic City ftw?

Bay101 upped the drop on their 10-200 Spread Limit and Omaha8 games to $6 a hand. No other games were affected.

They moved one of the poker tables over to the Dark Side for their new Baccarat game that just sits empty while they have long lists for 3/6 and 6/12.

Anywhere but Vegas ftw?

whats with the abundant use of the word douchebag lately in B&M? thats really offensive to some people, it shouldn't be here :-(

I've been wondering if it's a generic insult or has a connotation.

Are variants without "bag" attached acceptable? Maybe "douche sack"? Or is it the root word that's the problem? Are we only restricted to not referencing vaginal flushing, but anal, nasal, gastric and urinary flushing are acceptable? I can't call an anonymous person in a story a "douchebag"... fine... but can I call them a "colostomy receptacle"? (Yes, I'm having a George Carlin moment.)

Truly inspired, bav. After I finished loling, this brought a tear to my eye.

personally I think when its in the thread title or used in an abusive way then it crosses the thin gray line, others might disagree. Vaginal flushing is ok assuming its done within the privacy of your own home (please don't discuss your vaginal flushes in the B&M forum). Anal is boderline and therefore moderator dependent (lets hope they are not douching at the time, we don't want them to bring their own personal douche-judgements to the table) but nasal, gastric and urinary flushing is fair game in B&M.

Meh, started to rant about how my $1-3 results are fine and my $2-5 results are bad.

Then I realized that it's like I'm down $74.99 over 685 hands in an online NL25 game, and that even my frustration sounds silly.

I guess being able to self-coach is an important poker skill. But I still should stop taking shots at $2-5 until being down a thousand or two isn't going to faze me.

(Not PHASE me. FAZE me.)

I think it just shows that B&M is about five years behind your typical caller to WEEI, pop culture-wise (or at least insults-wise).

nh, bav.

I just got done with my daily urinary douche.

Boy does my urethra feel clean and with a scent of lemon!

It is so dead here. No games...not since 11 something AM. We had a small tourney today, but nothing else. It's downright disgusting.

On another note, I need to play live more often. I do well for the most part, or I have a brain fart and dump off my stack within the first orbit then start to play well and get it all back plus a small profit. Need to combat early foolishness better. Where do you guys post for smaller stakes live game stuff? Most of the stuff in the small stakes and full ring is all internet. I cannot play internet cash games for a lick, and I don't like that crew giving me shiite for not knowing what seat 2's VPIP is.

On another note. I can tell I'm out of shape, and I've been eating poorly because my urine smells like gravy. And I feel like if urinating makes you hungry, you're just a slob. Plus this is really befuddling because I haven't eaten any gravy at all recently. Is this better suited for Health and Fitness?

I guess this is as good a place as any to post it, but for all you Vegas locals...


We are in the process of trying to set up a local, live Fantasty Football League.

We have 8 that have voiced interest. The thread is in "2008 Vegas"

Here is the thread.


Post there, PM me or hit me up on AIM if interested (SirFelixCat1112)

I'll be playing at Club One in Fresno for the next 4 days, don't be afraid to say hi - I don't bite (too hard).

Damn..I'll be missing you by a couple of days.

Don't take all of the monies! And don't put an ounce on the blackjack table

Let us know how it is... I'm driving from the Bay Area to Vegas in a couple weeks and was thinking about stopping in to check it out.

A quick note to acquaint everybody w/ Casino Arizona's special August promotion:

During the month of August every patron receives his own, personal fly. That's right, you get your OWN fly, you don't have to share one. And don't worry if your fly gets squished. Surveillance will let another one loose from the box and send it right over.

I loled.

Is there a horse track attached? That is the excuse that I get at Canterbury.

No, there's just a ton of flies. Same thing every year but worse this time maybe because it's been a bit wetter. The dealers tell me that their break-room is absolutely infested. I've suggested that the players be allowed to kill the flies and for each 10 dead ones turned in to guest services we be given a ticket into the big drawing coming up in Sept. All my good ideas are rejected including the one to team up w/ Hooters.

Our excuse is because they overseed the golf course. And Howard, it is not worse than 2 or 3 years ago...

I can't even remember last week.......