I have found someone to deal in a home tourney topless. It is two tables and I can only find one female that will do it. I want it to be a surprise for every one who plays. I want it to be an event with class that others will talk about for years. The dealer is cute and will be dealing, not doing lap dances, will be covered durring breaks and I plan to have her wear a tie and cuffs. We play with a few couples who I do not think would be shocked or offended, we also play with some females who vacation on the isle of Lesbos. The guys are able to behave and have fun with it and not say or do anything to make her or me uncomfortable.

Now do you think I need any security just to be sure?

How do we do seat assignments, draw or first there gets first choice.

Alcohol at my games is present but no one has ever drunk to excess but one time and they will not be there.

What other problems or benefits do you guys think might need to be addressed?

Lol . They all behave themselves yet your asking if you need security ? Does not compute . Ducy?

Pros: Topless dealer.
Cons: None.

I wouldn't over-think things. You should follow whatever seating rules you normally do. A few people might want to fight for seating, but they'll sort it out, and you know how to flip a coin if they can't.

If your group can handle seeing breasts without going stupid, you'll be fine.

Don't over-think things.

Biggest "If" ever.

crank up the AC ldo

Not sure these go together and I'm not a fan.

So, I'll butt out from here.

well, except for this:

So, you want the poor girl to freeze? Nice.

Sounds pretty cool, are the guys going to start pulling out their phones to take pics every other sec? That could get a little awkward.

Tis was sort of my thought. I'm not a prude, but I'll bet there are more people in your game than you realize that would think this was the opposite of class.

Seems like this would be better for a cash game. Tip-o-mania!

Stopped reading there.

This.

Hand out some really nice cigars, or get some brandy sniffer, serve top notch Hour'derves --

Trying to justify having a some boobies at a game in the name of "class" is ridiculous

Sarge

Whats the point, play poker and go to strip club. simple

Topless dealer is like mixing pizza ice cream when your not hungry

Pros: Boobies!

Cons: Some people are uptight.

No matter how cool you think the girls you play with are, it's very likely that at least one if not more will be offended by the topless dealer.

Also, the couples will get awkward if there is drinking as that often leads to leering at a topless woman, which I doubt the girlfriends are going to be too happy about.

It might work, but I think in a mixed group you're really playing with fire.

Perhaps it ought not be a surprise to everyone.

I can't really imagine this ending well, at least not for the couples. Just going to what everyone thinks is a regular night of cards, then "surprize" it becomes something blatantly sexual probably won't bring a good vibe to the game. Guys that go "unhitched" but their girlfriends find out that it ended up being a night w/ a topless girl will make it quite hard for them to be trusted going to another poker game down the road.
Letting everyone know beforehand would be the best approach IMO, the ones that will be offended just won't go.

Good Luck, I think you'll need it

To class up the joint, hand out ascots to all players.

The best suggestion yet. I will think seriously about the ascots.

I guess "class" is in the eye of the beholder. We are old fogies and have seen lots and lots of boobies in our day. I think that we could be able to keep our feces coagulated.

I also am rethinking the surprise thing. Might not be too smart.

Do you think that this would be a good time to introduce a four color deck to the gang?

I'm starting to think that this whole thread is a level.

Somehow comparing the ramifications of introducing a 4 colored deck to topless dealers is lol idiotic.

+1 to whoever said that as soon as significant others find out some chick was there with her ta tas out = that player not coming again.

Sarge

I know a guy who did this once. Problem was word got out and several of the players wives went ape **** and they stopped coming to the game. It always sounds like a good idea at first, but tends not to be once in action. I also think this girl severely underestimates her insecurity once it begins. I mean to be chilling for 8 hours with her tits out is probably going to get to her. And if she bails she'll be humiliated.

I’ve been in similar situations like this in the past and it almost always worked out like this.

Everybody shows up.
Most are pleasantly surprised.
Some could care a less.
A bunch of photos are taken with the girl and party members.
Then 15 mins. later nobody really cares any more.
Their main concern goes back to what brought them to the event in the first place.
BUT..they will talk about it for years and the story will get better and more outlandish every time the retell it.

The only time I’ve seen this kind of work out really well was at a cigar/Christmas party in a private club.

Everybody sitting around doing their usual.
In walks a naked girl wearing a Santa clause hat and red slippers. She pretends like nothing is wrong, grabs a cigar and asks for a light.
We all laugh, get our pic taken with the girl, she gets dressed and joins the party.
20 min. later 2 naked girl elves show up with a big fat hairy almost naked Santa clause.
We all laugh some more and take more pics.

Different crowds react to these kinds of things differently, although I do agree that the typical middle-American family would have a little freak-out about it.

Tho' it's a good point about it being a novelty that gets old fast, and the poor woman sitting there feeling awkward.

How about a strip tease at the final table? Every elimination removes another article of clothing. You'll definitely get some railbirds, and some cheering for bustouts. And if the pasties don't come off until heads-up, it may be quite the extended battle.

pretty much this, as much as i like boobies.

this could very well be a problem

+1

let us know how it goes, maybe post some pictures

Out of curiosity, how much is she charging?