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05-19-2008 , 03:37 AM
What are the top ten signs your home game and/or new game has got some kind of angle or cheat going on either between players and/or players and dealer.

-KF
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05-19-2008 , 04:35 AM
1.) I don't play there.



Well actually I guess I've never gotten to 2. I'm slightly skeptical I've ever gotten to 1.....not completely......but I yea after the undergrounds club I'm pretty damn sure I've been treated honsetsly....and I'm pretty damn sure I wa treated honestly at the club....whatever I havenb't been there in 3 and a half years or so.
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05-19-2008 , 05:30 AM
7) There is a dr. frankenstein like lever near the cage. It is clearly marked 'doom switch'

Based on the title, I was expecting something already written. We have to do your work for you?
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05-19-2008 , 05:59 AM
ok I did some research and I have #1


#1 - While sitting in the game, the seven other players at the table tell you they've been rigging the game against you - they then show you how its been done, as well as video of them cheating you.
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05-19-2008 , 10:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Klauzfluoride
What are the top ten signs your home game and/or new game has got some kind of angle or cheat going on either between players and/or players and dealer.

-KF
#1. I lose money.
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05-19-2008 , 03:48 PM
1) Your pocket pair is in the same suit
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05-19-2008 , 04:10 PM
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1) Your pocket pair is in the same suit
Damn, damn, damn, I was going to say that as soon as I saw thread title.
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05-19-2008 , 07:16 PM
He rivers the 5th Q to beat your quad aces.
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05-19-2008 , 07:40 PM
You both chop a pot with the same flush
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05-19-2008 , 07:43 PM
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Originally Posted by fraserbrown
You both chop a pot with the same flush
this one doesn't work.
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05-19-2008 , 08:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Taso
this one doesn't work.
I held AcKc all in preflop vs 9c9d the other day and we split the pot on a 2h4h9hKh3h flop.
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05-19-2008 , 08:43 PM
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Originally Posted by relentless19
I held AcKc all in preflop vs 9c9d the other day and we split the pot on a 2h4h9hKh3h flop.
exactly
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05-19-2008 , 09:12 PM
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I held AcKc all in preflop vs 9c9d the other day and we split the pot on a 2h4h9hKh3h flop.

i see the problem - the flop had too many cards
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05-19-2008 , 09:42 PM
Something very simple the host could do is to remove one of the cards from the deck, and have a small edge by knowing which card is missing. Like if its the ace of clubs, he knows for sure his king high flush is good. Or if its the six of diamonds, pocket sixes aren't much good for set mining anymore. If caught, this can easily be passed off as an honest mistake, people lose cards sometimes. So if you're feeling paranoid, periodically count to make sure your home game is actually using a 52 card deck.
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05-20-2008 , 09:59 AM
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Originally Posted by professormike
i see the problem - the flop had too many cards
Bah, you bastard.
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05-20-2008 , 12:29 PM
you get kings
they have aces
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05-20-2008 , 01:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Zetack
#1. I lose money.
# 2. I break even.
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05-20-2008 , 01:49 PM
#3 No one bets or raises much, unless you are in the hand.

#4 You see one or more "Bad Beat Jackpot" type hands dealt in the home game. AA vs QQ flop comes A Q 5 turn 6 river Q, etc.
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05-20-2008 , 04:02 PM
Really want to know signs of a "fixed" game...

person shuffling deck has deck below the table

no bottom card (dead card)

no-one cuts the deck before dealing

shifty eyes

marked deck

the usual suspects
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05-20-2008 , 04:31 PM
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shifty eyes
I think Phil Ivey cheats and this is his tell.
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05-20-2008 , 07:05 PM
#1 sign:

This guy is dealing

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05-21-2008 , 11:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Zetack
#1. I lose money.
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Originally Posted by Zetack
# 2. I break even.
# 3. I only win a small amount.
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05-22-2008 , 11:34 AM
1) you discover the use of a pinochle deck

2) Everytime your in a hand someone remarks to someone else. "It's your turn to beat him"

3) You get dealt a pocket pair of draw four Uno cards
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05-22-2008 , 12:21 PM
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Originally Posted by EvilSteve
So if you're feeling paranoid, periodically count to make sure your home game is actually using a 52 card deck.
Not just if you're feeling paranoid, do it all the time. Cards often drop on the floor. I count down my deck before every game and several times a session.

BTW, quick tip on that... in a 9-handed game to the river, half the deck is used. Once you deal the river, count the stub. And don't count to more than 10, as you're really only interested in the leftovers. Count to 10 twice, then count to 6. (Same for when counting a full deck... you're only looking for 2 extra.) If you have more or fewer than 9 players, adjustment is easy.
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05-22-2008 , 06:14 PM
freakin good tip there pfapfap... thanks
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