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Originally Posted by FarseerFinland
I think they have said that it'll be 8 seasons total, so we're left with just two after this season. Lots of spin-offs coming probably.
Wonder what these will be?
-Sam sells the sword he stole from pops and relocates himself, Gilly and Littlebastard to Oldtown. He gets his maester's degree and immediately dumps Gilly for an upgrade now that he's making more money and has a proper career.
-Arya flees Bravos and settles in a suburb of Phoenix, where she gets a job as a wisecracking waitress working for Hot Pie's Diner. Her illegitimate son "Phillip" is introduced (some sorry sonofabitch knocked her up, we never meet him but she works in at least one joke at his expense per week). She cracks jokes and waits tables and raises her son the best she can. "Phillip" invariably turns to drugs and an intervention takes place, at the diner.
-Bronn and the Cute Sand Snake move to Chicago and open a private detective agency, taking on cases no one else will touch and never accepting money from people who can't afford to pay for their services, love will pay the rent. Theme song sung by Bronn himself.
-Littlefinger, having no more friends in Westeros, decides to head for Hollywood where he invents rock and roll music and starts a record label. After 5 seasons he is killed by a group of artists from whom he has stolen millions in royalties.
-Edmure, driven mad by his time in captivity at the Twins, winds up in a mental hospital where he causes lots of trouble while inadvertently demonstrating to his fellow asylum-mates that life is still worth living if they'll just stop being crazy and live it. His show ends after 4 seasons, at the end of which he nearly chokes one of the nurses to death and is lobotomized for his efforts. Ed's best bud Wun Wun decides he's had enough of the asylum and uproots a sink in the lavatory, uses it to break a window and escapes. Credits roll.