you have a lot of people trading cash and you are sitting around arguing about 900, wtf,

i prob got emotional issues just like rj that's prob why we attracted each other but wtf about me what about poker

the more people you can put in games the more people will play, my goal really is to make a living off poker coz i like it, the mood swings kill me tho when I play, so i want to monetize the MP, set it up to take donations, have panels, stds prototcols, i make a living off poker i'm happy and i'm a computer geek

and it's better than 11/hr

so hire me to do something with the MP, I'll get the right guys to work on it

win win

i need a job anyway obv

I will set 2p2 to take donations, standardize all MU protocols, we can get a lot of people in the WSOP and keep the game alive

you can have a player credit rating too

Didn't you say that you wouldn't log back in while RJ was still a mod? Didn't you say people should be held liable for what they say? I guess that doesn't apply to you.

If it inherited its position, who did it inherit it from?

Don't you think it might have gotten to be #1 due to putting out some of the better books about poker?

put me on a small salary and i'll start doing the MP will need help from other guys, we can talk privately if you want and discuss, you need a small budget

and I honestly don't care if RJ is a mod but she has zero credit rating in the MP

You took money that didn't belong to you that you happened to have access to to pay your bills. That makes you a scammer. Regardless of whether or not all this is settled, you're a scammer. There's not necessarily anything you did that most of us wouldn't have done in your situation, I mean, I'll freely admit that if I need to do so to support my child, I'll scam someone, but I'll do everything I can do avoid that possibility and you actually did it.

I'm sure you'll get a call/job offer any second now. This thread is practically a resume of your skills.

Bobo just contact me privately email is

jbennett262@hotmail.com

I can start immediately, obv, if you can beat 11/hour lol

She's not a mp mod dip****

who cares if it's deleted except RJ might get sued for defamation

Bobo if you can't talk to me about a salaried position in 2p2, then tell me who I can speak to, I can turn the MP around and make 900 seem lol

Otherwise I might have to make a new exchange and that takes too much effort

The first thing I'll do is re-write the MU Protocols and have it as an FAQ

second thing I will do is establish player credit rating

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In all seriousness, RJ has no legal claim on the money really. I'm not worried about it. She can pursue it and be brought up on charges. She owns 985 of my poker play only and I could die tomorrow.

You're certifiable.

Pay her the money and get one with whatever it is you call a life.

i have a business annoying the **** out of people on the internet, and you're hired.

Anyone who thinks this moron will pay a dime is just as mentally ****ed as he is.

I would support this as long as the first one is Don't Stake Jeff Bennett as he's a lying deadbeat.

It's really best if I don't play poker, but I can sit here and re-write all of the protocols and start programming the site to take donations.

Any seconds?

How about a vote:

put Jeff Bennett on the 2p2 pay roll, yes or no? make him MP mod

Yeah, yeah, we've all seen Superman 3 and Office Space.

I vote no

This is the most bizarre thread I've followed in a while.

I never know what the **** I'm gonna read each time I open it.

Jeff, when is the last time you slept? You sound like you're tweaked the **** out. Have you been up on meth for the last week? Get some sleep.

Let's make it you or me. Either I get the job or you do. This won't up your chances at all, but it gives me a free job.

Great job on not making the full quote.

We should see if Haseeb can put Jeff in touch with his former lady friend, the attorney. Better yet, the escort as I think Jeff is suffering from no sex.