PokerStars--
You need to make some serious changes at the PCA. I don't doubt that PokerStars is committed to giving its players a very good experience—you have proven for years that you are. However, many aspects of the PCA cardroom incline me strongly to think that you do not have the right people in charge of the PCA cash games. Here are some problems:
(1) Marked cards, especially “nailed” cards. We are playing for lots of money here, and there is simply no excuse for using cards too cheap to stand a normal 'squeeze'.
Now, (1) is bad but in a way understandable; what I am also worried about is (1*): when I talked to a floorperson about (1), he told me that all cards were equally likely to be marked in this way. Now, anyone who knows the most common reason for cards to be marked—being 'squeezed' for a sweat, especially in triple-draw games—will understand that not all cards are equally likely to be marked. I understand that businesses sometimes simply need to feed their customers lines to placate them—I don't enjoy being treated like this, but I accept it as a fact about the way the world works. However, this floorperson actually seemed sincere, and seemed actually to believe that jacks were as likely to be marked as aces. This is a very dangerous attitude to have: not only is it very very likely to be factually false, but (more importantly) it neglects the way in which a cavalier attitude toward marked cards creates a very cheater-friendly environment.
(2) You are unclear about your rules, and sometimes the rules do not fully exist. You said that we had to be 'away from the table' to text/Tweet during the main event, but when I asked three different people how far away “away” is, two had no answer and the third obviously made something up on the spot.
I overheard a conversation where a floorperson told two people to speak only English when cards were in the air. Someone said he “wasn't comfortable” with non-English talk even when cards ~weren't~ in the air, and the floor immediately said that only English was allowed at all times. Letting a floor get bullied like this is bad enough, but even worse is the very strong evidence this provides that the rules are not really determinate at all. I understand that these tournaments are very hard to hold, and that it is very hard to get everyone on the same proverbial page, but this kind of situation is entirely unacceptable.
There was also a situation involving a forward motion over the betting line. A floor explained that the bet had to stand because the chips had gone over the line. I immediately said that the line had been treated as a “courtesy line” all week. The floor then said “well, it's a betting line where I usually work, but you're right, it's really the forward motion that makes the bet stand.” Again, I understand the difficulty coordinating people, but the same factors that make floors hard to coordinate make the players used to very different rules, which in turn makes it unusually important for such important rules to be very clear.
(3) Floorpeople were not only wavering and inconsistent with their rulings, and unconcerned with having the same rules as each other; they very often made their rulings in a hasty manner, and often (IMO) poorly. I don't want to explain the situations in detail here, because (a) this post is taking a long time to write, and I have to get to dinner, and (b) we would be likely to get involved in a long discussion about the specifics of the situation. What is important is that there was often good evidence that the floors were making their decisions too hastily, and lacked the kind of poker expertise that is necessary to show proper judgment. In one case, a player had gone all-in and won, but had not been paid off for his whole stack—it was the main event, and he was about 15K short from where he should have been. The floorperson did not even ask for the most important details of the case; he only spent about 30 seconds at the table, and made a very hasty decision. (I also thought that the decision went the wrong way, but I think that roughly 30% of experienced poker people would disagree with me.)
Strangely enough, it is actually worrisome to me that your floorpeople are so polite. This attitude, combined with poor job performance, makes me think that these people are being hired for a friendly attitude rather than for competence. The best floors are often fed up with, and therefore short-tempered in the face of, cheating/angle-shooting/rudeness/etc; they are also always very firm.
(That last paragraph is speculative, and I fear that it might offend some people, but I thought it necessary to include. I'm sure the floorpeople are fine people who know a lot about some aspects of poker, and I mean no disrespect to them. I do, however, think that many of them are filling the wrong jobs this week.)
One last story, just by way of further evidence: twice, when a floor came to a table to examine a marked card, I tried to make it clear that the card from a deck that was being used in a hand still in progress. This didn't keep the floor from picking up the card and flashing it. An experienced floor would not have made this mistake. The fact that floors were almost universally paying no attention to this aspect of the situation makes me think that they don't know much about being floors.
(4) Your floorpeople, brushes, and chip runners are overworked. I would like to be charitable, and attribute the laziness / poor behavior I describe in part to your staff's being under pressure because of this understaffing. Your players are paying a lot of money to be here, and part of what we are paying for is an adequately staffed cardroom. An understaffed cardroom is also very attractive to cheats.
(5) Your dealers are often not shuffling properly, and often not executing other procedures properly. This creates many problems, including again that cheaters will have a much easier time cheating, and players will have a much harder time figuring out if a dealer is cheating.
(6) Your Random Bounty tournaments put valuable information in the hands (minds) of TD's, who must simply trusted to be responsible with that information. However trustworthy the TD might be, transparency is a vital part of poker security. (This is something I've written about
elsewhere.)
Again, I don't doubt that PokerStars is committed to fair play. However, especially with so many online players around, who don't know how to protect themselves, it is absolutely necessary for PokerStars to have better procedures all around the cardroom. With the popular skepticism about online play being what it is, imagine how bad it would be for a PCA cheating scandal to be widely publicized. This is what PokerStars is setting itself up for. And even if no such scandal happens, the poor cardroom management means that players are losing money (to bad floor decisions and to angle-shooters), playing time (mostly because overworked brushes take far too long to fill seats), and the enjoyment of a well-run game.
Given that PokerStars has no malicious intent, these problems could be remedied by hiring some good poker people, experienced in the security and efficiency issues of live play, as consultants.
In the spirit of balance, I should note that (despite some unacceptable procedural issues) PokerStars has gotten many excellent dealers to the Bahamas to the event. I am very impressed with them, as a group. Kudos to PokerStars for this; please keep doing whatever you did this year to bring back a similarly qualified group.
Finally, although I spent quite a long time writing this post, I haven't had time to proofread as carefully as I prefer to. I'm sorry for any unclarity or mechanical errors in this post. I'm quite confident about my facts, though.
All my best,
--Nate
EDIT:
Here is a better link re: problems with randomized bounties.