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09-07-2015 , 07:32 AM

daChimp

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It's WCOOP time so the chat game must be strong! There were some funny chat posts that guys posted in skype group...

Let's consolidate some here for a good laugh.

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09-07-2015 , 08:05 AM

Alexo

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OP without content k

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09-07-2015 , 08:12 AM

daChimp

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Originally Posted by Alexo

OP without content k

Am on cell phone... posted the idea and will deliver when I get back to laptop. Posted while waiting on appointment.

Good first post with no substance...

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09-07-2015 , 12:01 PM

daChimp

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Here are some:

FaceStealer: didnt know the wcoop was a 6max
FaceStealer: just about nutted myself
FaceStealer: when i saw

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(blanked out to protect identity of "fun" player)

XXXXXX [observer]: fu always the super Nova pstars favorit cheating furigged joke set up ever fu drop dead cheating trash pig site nr1

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xxxxxx [observer]: !!!!! ZSP-SHARK !!!!!!!!! BINGO LOOSER IDIOT CALLME PREFLOP 6500 AND BLANDS 400-800 SO STUPID BINGOLOOSER !!!!!!!!!!!! GERMAN IDIOT CAUTION TO IDIOT

obviously observers due to recent bust outs

Now... Let's get the FUN posts rolling!!!

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09-07-2015 , 12:46 PM

card0

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[ ] funny

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09-07-2015 , 11:00 PM

DoGGz

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[x] withered

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09-07-2015 , 11:04 PM

prayforsnow8

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Originally Posted by card0

[ ] funny

Haterz. More epic chat pls

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09-08-2015 , 01:18 AM

kleath

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this is a good idea the sample is just weak so far

need more slammedfire/plattsburgh/padjes quotes

"obv"

"this is why ive won a million on the site and you're a nobody"

"lol obv i never hold there"

"lol you're the worst player on pokerstars today"

"obvvv"

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09-08-2015 , 01:31 AM

user12345

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TooRareToDie is a chat beast.

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09-08-2015 , 03:10 AM

#10

U shove i call

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Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 3,819

Ye dont get the hate at all. Some of the things people say in chat cheer me up when have bricked all day.

Just be happy that doggz is in here with his 1 word low content post saying its bad. Just means its a good idea.

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09-08-2015 , 05:42 AM

#11

daChimp

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Originally Posted by DoGGz

[x] withered

Lol... no one mentioned your age.

Get your chat game on or GTFO

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09-08-2015 , 09:13 AM

#12

DoGGz

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Originally Posted by U shove i call

My post was directed at the guy who said this thread wasn't funny...

Right? It followed immediately after the non checkboxed funny of the person who would rather nobody posted in MTTc at all. Hence the withered is checked? card0 is withered! HaHa! Get it?

I'm glad someone is trying to post content and not just using MTTc to bitch to a Stars or 888 rep.

Irony here that most of the time we interact it's you with the wrong idea.

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09-08-2015 , 09:30 AM

#13

U shove i call

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Ye ok doggz.

Your a mystery wrapped in a enigma just gonna not respond to you as i always get the wrong idea about your posts. Its for the best.

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09-08-2015 , 09:33 AM

#14

hukel 9

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Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 513

^^ Or, "withered" was indeed meant for Chimp. But once you saw the masses quickly and violently revolt against you, you deftly turned Card0 into a patsy. Well played.

Or you were telling the truth, who cares.

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09-08-2015 , 09:49 AM

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OurSurveySays

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yeh saw padjes give a "obv i lose this one" when he lost jj v ak in chat

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09-08-2015 , 12:19 PM

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jawong2000

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I've censored out the names but this absolutely happened (I screenshot'd it) at the WCOOP Sunday Million SE

A (Famous pro) very aggressive opens on BTN for 2.5x
B (random) in BB 3b
A 4b
B 5b jam 40bb effective
A snap calls
A has KK v 82o of B

A: boss
B: lol
B: ull always be an ugly f*ggot
B: no matter what
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A: loser lol
A: you berate someone you've never met or seen?
B: i've seen you on tv, you'll always be an ugly f*ggot
B: and you can go back to f*cking that spanish ****
...
A: its okay, im smarter and more successful than you ever will be
B: yeah at being ugly

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09-08-2015 , 01:25 PM

#17

Alexo

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you kinda have to give out the names to make it entertaining

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09-08-2015 , 01:57 PM

#18

gettym

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lissi fits the description, altho u gotta reach a bit for the famous part.

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09-08-2015 , 02:02 PM

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lissistinkt

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Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 1,816

trying to get better in online chat definately huge leak of mine
that being said I still have no problems calling out marketplaceregs who are not good at the game anymore

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09-08-2015 , 02:10 PM

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gettym

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yeah but you'll alwayz b an ugly ******

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09-08-2015 , 02:30 PM

#21

ratslla

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Pics of "that spanish ****" ?

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09-08-2015 , 02:57 PM

#22

gettym

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prob ana marquez/bryn

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09-08-2015 , 11:38 PM

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jawong2000

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Originally Posted by gettym

prob ana marquez/bryn

ding ding ding

how do i upload pics?

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09-09-2015 , 06:24 AM

#24

Tarek

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Can't wait for this thread to explode. Had a little laugh already, but I'm not pleased... yet.

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09-09-2015 , 06:25 AM

#25

ratslla

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Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 5,533

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Originally Posted by gettym

prob ana marquez/bryn

Ah fk obv. I somehow read famous stars pro.

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