I'm going to go with three more. In case you were curious, I am not at all scared of flying.

1. At school, I saved a boy's life during a rugby game by giving him CPR when he had "died".
2. I was thrown out of campus accommodation because there were so many complaints about my girlfriend moaning and shouting when I ****ed her.
3. A doctor in Khajuraho, India told me I would die during the night from dysentery.

2 seems like the most believable so I'll say its false.

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Great thread!

1. I have never smoked.
2. I have won an Emmy.
3. I was inside the World Trade Center within 24 hours of the attack.

You poker players with your fancy numbers.

I never scored against Lehtonen though we played in the same league/team for years. My nanny truly was miss Cayman Island. I remember I was scared at first because of her dark skin (FWIW there were only few black people in Finland at the 80s and I hadnt seen one before). She was really nice.

1 and 3 seem like you. 5 languages could be true, but I'll go with #2 being false.

6' hole huh? No shallow graves for you? I'm gonna be different here and go with #2.

#2. I like to pick #2, plus, you wish.

#3

Ok, me again

1. I've climbed to the top of one of the Great Pyramids in Egypt (which is forbidden)
2. I dug under a fence to break into the Roman Coliseum
3. I've eaten a full serving of waffles while driving a motorcycle.

Micro, 3 - ldo. Pudge - 3. Mike - 1?

I've never played tennis with Larry David. You guys are pretty good.

One more:

1. I'm in the movie George of the Jungle.
2. I ****ed the first two girls I kissed.
3. I've totaled 4 vehicles and walked away w/o a scratch every time.

Pudge - 3?

#1

1 seems kind of random. I'll say #1 is a lie.


#1. You know why it's there.


Since I don't watch or care about the Emmys, it's totally possible for there to be a "best non-major sports coverage technical production" category, so again I'm going with #1 s the lie.


1 and 2 seem pretty standard for you. I guess that makes #3 the lie.


4 vehicles seems like a lot, but is it #2?

Someone please tell me how to Multi-quote........

BTW, 3 is false for me. I suck at Guitar Hero.

As for the cop, 6 dudes jumped a cop in my parking lot at work and took his gun from him. I waded in and took the gun away from the "shooter", broke his arm, 4 ribs and his collarbone. Two others went to the hospital with jaw and head injuries.

They all sued me for excessive force. They lost.

Don't f*ck with Slacker.

wow sic..Are you Chuck Norris?

The GH one was obv because if you were good at GH you would have said TTFAF not Freebird.

Slacker -
try this little guy

Awesome story about the cop. You should elaborate.

I'll go with my saving stories (none anywhere near as badass as Slackas):

1. I saved a cop by taking a big chunk of concrete away from someone who was going to throw it at the cop.
2. I saved young girl (not one of my kids) from drowning when she was stuck in some roots on a rafting trip.
3. I rescued an old man who was being beaten and mugged by 3 youths.

For anyone who guessed/was curious #2 is false.

No, I'm not still mormon, or I wouldn't be allowed to gamble. A lot of my family still is, and yeah some of the stuff is crazy. A BBV thread might have some potential.

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Thanks man! I can now multi-quote, but still can't multi-table

I'd have to go with #3 for your un-truth.

About "the fight", I was 18 yrs old, 6'4" and 210 lbs working at a roller-skating center. We hired off-duty Sheriff officers (in full uniform) for Friday and Saturday nights. At the time, the Bloods and Crips along with a few other gangs were prevelant and we were trying to run a clean place.

I was the manager on duty one Friday night when I noticed that our officer hadn't been inside for a while and was probably out in the parking lot. I grabbed my Kel-Light (large, metal flashlight) and went looking for him. He had apparently approached a car with 3 guys in it, ran the plate and the car turned out to be stolen.

While trying to get the gangstas out of the car, another car pulled up and 3 guys jumped him from behind and took him down. I showed up just seconds after they took his gun and were beating the crap out of him on the ground.

I went for the gun hand, yanked it up and hit the guy's arm with the flashlight, breaking his arm and taking the gun from him. Other guys were attacking me, so I hit anyone who came at me wherever I could with the light. The dude that had the gun kept coming at me and wouldn't stop, so I pounded him pretty hard until he went out for good. Two others were on the ground and not moving (but bleeding a lot).

The cop had called for back-up and I could hear sirens in the distance. Three of the guys pussed out, got into the stolen car and sped off. The other three were either too scared or too injured to move. I gave the cop his gun back, other cops arrived and took the punks to the hospital, then to jail.

The officer was taken to the hospital with multiple injuries and spent like a week in there for internal bleeding. He survived and we are friends to this day.

Since I was an adult and all the "victims" were minors, their parents took me to civil court for excessive use of force. Their argument was that I was bigger, stronger and "armed", while the "yutes" were simply defending their friend from my brutal, maniacal and un-provoked attack.

The judge pretty much laughed them out of court.

I started carrying my .45 auto full-time after that incident.

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Does three count if you were the old man?
I think three is the answer regardless.


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Hmm this is tough since you are a writer so you don't have obvious tells.
2 seems like such an obvious lie, but I am going to level myself and end up picking 3.

I stink at this game: Just about everybody correctly guessed my false story.

Now I know why you have that superman logo as your avitar.

israeli citizens all serve time (2yrs mb?) in the army. i don't think you're an israeli citizen so mb when u went to israel you trained for a day with someone in the army.

When I was young, I was in Nicaragua. A doctor diagnosed me with malaria. We then went to a better doctor where my condition was upgraded to "not having malaria".

Great story Slacka

I did rescue an old man from being beaten/mugged. I just showed up on my motorcycle, the villains backed off a bit, I told the old man to get on the bike and we drove off. I was with a friend, but he was a little guy on a scooter with his girlfriend, so I would have had to do the fighting if it came to that (and I would have most likely lost badly). It was #2 - I never saved the drowning girl.

The other one - I've never been to Egypt. A friend of mine camped one night on top of a great pyramid. I snuck into the Coliseum because I was in Rome for only one day and it was closed. A girl on the back of the motorcycle helped me eat the waffles.

So Slacker pretty much owns at life TR's. Confirmed.

Apples not falling far from the trees.

The old guys are owning the thread imo, slacka esp made 2 of the most interesting posts in the last several months of this forum, wp sir




I have fired a gun, the other 2 sadly true

1. I have been married to the same woman for more than 40 years

2. I have been locked-up in ten (10) different jails

3. I have perfected a system that beats roulette