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08-15-2007 , 08:36 AM
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Adanthar 2/5 at FTOPS FT. sn=Adar

He finished 4th.
08-15-2007 , 11:45 AM
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Take Yugo's advice with a grain of salt. I have a great opener that he doesn't see the genius of and likely never will.
Holding up a dollar bill doesn't count.
08-15-2007 , 01:16 PM
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Can anyone suggest a good cash coach? I try to give pasterbator money all the time, but he doesn't seem interested.
of course i is interested!

i'm just never around, as my current students can confirm for you, so i feel bad taking on additional students!

ya heard!?
08-15-2007 , 02:41 PM
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Oh, one last thing, I have created vibes with waitresses not in my section accidentally when I happen to be high energy...if you can bring excitement anywhere near the hostess area then you also have a shot.

Yugoslav
Waitress 1: That loud guy over there is pretty hot. Is he Eastern european?
Waitress 2: Not sure but I'd bet my left tit that he's gay.




After meeting Yugo one time I'm fully convinced he'd be the best wingman ever.
08-15-2007 , 03:20 PM
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Can anyone suggest a good cash coach? I try to give pasterbator money all the time, but he doesn't seem interested.
of course i is interested!

i'm just never around, as my current students can confirm for you, so i feel bad taking on additional students!

ya heard!?
You better be interested in me too bitch. You should do a thing where you coach both of us at the same time! It will give bones and I something to talk about besides a) scrippaz, b) bad beats, c) running bad at life....hmmm, I think I let him lead our conversations a bit much .

Yugoslav
08-15-2007 , 03:23 PM
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Oh, one last thing, I have created vibes with waitresses not in my section accidentally when I happen to be high energy...if you can bring excitement anywhere near the hostess area then you also have a shot.

Yugoslav
Waitress 1: That loud guy over there is pretty hot. Is he Eastern european?
Waitress 2: Not sure but I'd bet my left tit that he's gay.




After meeting Yugo one time I'm fully convinced he'd be the best wingman ever.
You need Travis as a wing...for whatever reason both of you remind me of the other in a sort of "different yet similarly awesome" way. You'd dice up any club that was foolish enough to let the two of you in together.

Yugoslav

PS whenever a chick bets a tit I'm gay....I win a tit! +++++EV
08-15-2007 , 03:24 PM
How do I put a video online?
08-15-2007 , 03:28 PM
Compress it to avi format then megaupload.com
08-15-2007 , 04:02 PM
So generally I don't play all that many sngs anymore because I pretty much suck at them. However, I wasn't in teh mood for cash games today and had to grind out enough FTP points for the iron man [censored] so I decided to play some $22+2 tables.

ITM: 11/17
ROI: 50%+

Skill game obviously.
08-15-2007 , 04:31 PM
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So generally I don't play all that many sngs anymore because I pretty much suck at them. However, I wasn't in teh mood for cash games today and had to grind out enough FTP points for the iron man [censored] so I decided to play some $22+2 tables.

ITM: 11/17
ROI: 50%+

Skill game obviously.
How much faster do you grind FTP points at cash instead of SNGs? i.e. how long would it have taken you playing x many 1/2 tables to gain the $34 in rake that 17 20+2 sngs gives you (that is how they work it, right?)
08-15-2007 , 04:44 PM
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So generally I don't play all that many sngs anymore because I pretty much suck at them. However, I wasn't in teh mood for cash games today and had to grind out enough FTP points for the iron man [censored] so I decided to play some $22+2 tables.

ITM: 11/17
ROI: 50%+

Skill game obviously.
How much faster do you grind FTP points at cash instead of SNGs? i.e. how long would it have taken you playing x many 1/2 tables to gain the $34 in rake that 17 20+2 sngs gives you (that is how they work it, right?)
I don't know about the 1/2 tables as I don't/haven't played them at FTP, but I can give approximations for 2/4 and 5/10 (both Full Ring).

At 2/4, the average rake per hand is about $1.25. At an average of about 70 hands per hour, you'd be earning about 85 points per table per hour.

At 5/10, the average rake is about $1.50 and you average the same 70 hands per hour, giving an average of abotu 105 points per table per hour.

If I had to guess, I'd say the 1/2 tables would average about $1 rake per hand for about 70 hands per hour for about 70 points per table per hour.
08-15-2007 , 04:49 PM
i spend every [censored] day losing money all [censored] day long. im this close to posting child porn all over twoplustwo and saving my life and saying [censored] this [censored] game. i've already broken over $1000 worth of electronics in my apartment the past week. i obviously have a problem and more [censored] leaks than the titanic.
08-15-2007 , 04:54 PM
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i spend every [censored] day losing money all [censored] day long. im this close to posting child porn all over twoplustwo and throwing in the towel and saying good bye to poker. i've already broken over $1000 worth of electronics in my apartment the past week. i obviously have a problem and more [censored] leaks than the titanic.
If it weren't for a 9-way flipament and taking some action in a HU match, I would have dropped like $4.7k in 4 days at Turning Stone. Turning stone is rigged more than online poker.
08-15-2007 , 05:09 PM
I'm looking to trade Paypal $$ for FTP $$.

I am willing to send first. PM if interested.

TY!
08-15-2007 , 05:13 PM
Any sngers going to university of illinois shoot me a PM i just moved in today!
08-15-2007 , 05:18 PM
JHS... PM box is full
08-15-2007 , 05:23 PM
Rate my spite call:

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t400 (4 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

BB (t1402) Sitting Out
UTG (t1904)
Button (t2778)
Hero (t7416)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 7, 6.
UTG raises to t1879, 1 fold, Hero calls t1679, 1 fold.

Flop: (t3633) K, 4, 5 (2 players)

Turn: (t3633) 8 (2 players)

River: (t3633) 3 (2 players)

Final Pot: t3633
08-15-2007 , 05:26 PM
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Rate my spite call:

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t400 (4 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

BB (t1402) Sitting Out
UTG (t1904)
Button (t2778)
Hero (t7416)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 7, 6.
UTG raises to t1879, 1 fold, Hero calls t1679, 1 fold.

Flop: (t3633) K, 4, 5 (2 players)

Turn: (t3633) 8 (2 players)

River: (t3633) 3 (2 players)

Final Pot: t3633
7/10

[x] not rivered
08-15-2007 , 05:34 PM
TFG,
History with villain and what is his hand?
08-15-2007 , 05:36 PM
Not sure if this was posted in this thread yet - it's a link from NVG.

Wow funny
08-15-2007 , 05:38 PM
that video is awesome
08-15-2007 , 06:20 PM
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Can anyone suggest a good cash coach? I try to give pasterbator money all the time, but he doesn't seem interested.
of course i is interested!

i'm just never around, as my current students can confirm for you, so i feel bad taking on additional students!

ya heard!?
You better be interested in me too bitch. You should do a thing where you coach both of us at the same time! .

Yugoslav
Me too!!
08-15-2007 , 06:44 PM
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TFG,
History with villain and what is his hand?
Yeah, sorry, AK ftl. He is a regular and had let me pwn the bubble with the guy sitting out but I wasn't in a good mood. Getting HU vs the other guy(horrible) + still getting the sitting out guys' chips was worth it. If I lose, then I still get a few more steals in.
08-15-2007 , 07:02 PM
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i spend every [censored] day losing money all [censored] day long. im this close to posting child porn all over twoplustwo and saving my life and saying [censored] this [censored] game. i've already broken over $1000 worth of electronics in my apartment the past week. i obviously have a problem and more [censored] leaks than the titanic.
Yea verily go even unto the Net which is Inter and changeth thou screename to bengiec upon whence curse shall be lifted from thee.
08-15-2007 , 08:05 PM
TFG: Spitetacular!

Cash Hand I just played:
Mmmm get some:
http://www.pokerhand.org/?1375175

Like the pf fake squeeze?

      
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