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08-15-2007 , 08:36 AM

#1476

ger664

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 3,867

Quote:

Adanthar 2/5 at FTOPS FT. sn=Adar

He finished 4th.

08-15-2007 , 11:45 AM

#1477

pineapple888

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 13,111

Quote:

Take Yugo's advice with a grain of salt. I have a great opener that he doesn't see the genius of and likely never will.

Holding up a dollar bill doesn't count.

08-15-2007 , 01:16 PM

#1478

Pasterbator

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 10,241

Quote:

Can anyone suggest a good cash coach? I try to give pasterbator money all the time, but he doesn't seem interested.

of course i is interested!

i'm just never around, as my current students can confirm for you, so i feel bad taking on additional students!

ya heard!?

08-15-2007 , 02:41 PM

#1479

Ditch Digger

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 9,989

Quote:

Oh, one last thing, I have created vibes with waitresses not in my section accidentally when I happen to be high energy...if you can bring excitement anywhere near the hostess area then you also have a shot.

Yugoslav

Waitress 1: That loud guy over there is pretty hot. Is he Eastern european?
Waitress 2: Not sure but I'd bet my left tit that he's gay.

After meeting Yugo one time I'm fully convinced he'd be the best wingman ever.

08-15-2007 , 03:20 PM

#1480

The Yugoslavian

STTF HUC II Winner

Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 25,216

Quote:

Can anyone suggest a good cash coach? I try to give pasterbator money all the time, but he doesn't seem interested.

of course i is interested!

i'm just never around, as my current students can confirm for you, so i feel bad taking on additional students!

ya heard!?

You better be interested in me too bitch. You should do a thing where you coach both of us at the same time! It will give bones and I something to talk about besides a) scrippaz, b) bad beats, c) running bad at life....hmmm, I think I let him lead our conversations a bit much

.

Yugoslav

08-15-2007 , 03:23 PM

#1481

The Yugoslavian

STTF HUC II Winner

Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 25,216

Quote:

You need Travis as a wing...for whatever reason both of you remind me of the other in a sort of "different yet similarly awesome" way. You'd dice up any club that was foolish enough to let the two of you in together.

Yugoslav

PS whenever a chick bets a tit I'm gay....I win a tit! +++++EV

08-15-2007 , 03:24 PM

#1482

bones

Winner of 'The Toughest SNG of All Time'

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 10,390

How do I put a video online?

08-15-2007 , 03:28 PM

#1483

BradleyT

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Compress it to avi format then megaupload.com

08-15-2007 , 04:02 PM

#1484

terrellk11

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 1,927

So generally I don't play all that many sngs anymore because I pretty much suck at them. However, I wasn't in teh mood for cash games today and had to grind out enough FTP points for the iron man [censored] so I decided to play some $22+2 tables.

ITM: 11/17
ROI: 50%+

Skill game obviously.

08-15-2007 , 04:31 PM

#1485

rhettoric

grinder

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 449

Quote:

How much faster do you grind FTP points at cash instead of SNGs? i.e. how long would it have taken you playing x many 1/2 tables to gain the $34 in rake that 17 20+2 sngs gives you (that is how they work it, right?)

08-15-2007 , 04:44 PM

#1486

terrellk11

old hand

Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 1,927

Quote:

I don't know about the 1/2 tables as I don't/haven't played them at FTP, but I can give approximations for 2/4 and 5/10 (both Full Ring).

At 2/4, the average rake per hand is about $1.25. At an average of about 70 hands per hour, you'd be earning about 85 points per table per hour.

At 5/10, the average rake is about $1.50 and you average the same 70 hands per hour, giving an average of abotu 105 points per table per hour.

If I had to guess, I'd say the 1/2 tables would average about $1 rake per hand for about 70 hands per hour for about 70 points per table per hour.

08-15-2007 , 04:49 PM

#1487

cakewalk

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Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 8,594

i spend every [censored] day losing money all [censored] day long. im this close to posting child porn all over twoplustwo and saving my life and saying [censored] this [censored] game. i've already broken over $1000 worth of electronics in my apartment the past week. i obviously have a problem and more [censored] leaks than the titanic.

08-15-2007 , 04:54 PM

#1488

DevinLake

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Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,026

Quote:

i spend every [censored] day losing money all [censored] day long. im this close to posting child porn all over twoplustwo and throwing in the towel and saying good bye to poker. i've already broken over $1000 worth of electronics in my apartment the past week. i obviously have a problem and more [censored] leaks than the titanic.

If it weren't for a 9-way flipament and taking some action in a HU match, I would have dropped like $4.7k in 4 days at Turning Stone. Turning stone is rigged more than online poker.

08-15-2007 , 05:09 PM

#1489

King Car

adept

Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 1,001

I'm looking to trade Paypal $$ for FTP $$.

I am willing to send first. PM if interested.

TY!

08-15-2007 , 05:13 PM

#1490

KoreanBuffet

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 4,268

Any sngers going to university of illinois shoot me a PM i just moved in today!

08-15-2007 , 05:18 PM

#1491

Slim Pickens

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Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,487

JHS... PM box is full

08-15-2007 , 05:23 PM

#1492

TruFloridaGator

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 22,792

Rate my spite call:

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t400 (4 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

BB (t1402) Sitting Out
UTG (t1904)
Button (t2778)
Hero (t7416)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 7

, 6

.
UTG raises to t1879, 1 fold, Hero calls t1679, 1 fold.

Flop: (t3633) K

, 4

, 5

(2 players)

Turn: (t3633) 8

(2 players)

River: (t3633) 3

(2 players)

Final Pot: t3633

08-15-2007 , 05:26 PM

#1493

Slim Pickens

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Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,487

Quote:

, 6

.
UTG raises to t1879, 1 fold, Hero calls t1679, 1 fold.

Flop: (t3633) K

, 4

, 5

(2 players)

Turn: (t3633) 8

(2 players)

River: (t3633) 3

(2 players)

Final Pot: t3633

7/10

[x] not rivered

08-15-2007 , 05:34 PM

#1494

Pudge714

Modding All Day

Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 39,104

TFG,
History with villain and what is his hand?

08-15-2007 , 05:36 PM

#1495

BradleyT

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Not sure if this was posted in this thread yet - it's a link from NVG.

Wow funny

08-15-2007 , 05:38 PM

#1496

ABOL2006

veteran

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,804

that video is awesome

08-15-2007 , 06:20 PM

#1497

GtrHtr

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 6,449

Quote:

Can anyone suggest a good cash coach? I try to give pasterbator money all the time, but he doesn't seem interested.

of course i is interested!

i'm just never around, as my current students can confirm for you, so i feel bad taking on additional students!

ya heard!?

You better be interested in me too bitch. You should do a thing where you coach both of us at the same time!

.

Yugoslav

Me too!!

08-15-2007 , 06:44 PM

#1498

TruFloridaGator

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 22,792

Quote:

TFG,
History with villain and what is his hand?

Yeah, sorry, AK ftl. He is a regular and had let me pwn the bubble with the guy sitting out but I wasn't in a good mood. Getting HU vs the other guy(horrible) + still getting the sitting out guys' chips was worth it. If I lose, then I still get a few more steals in.