gonna do some schoolwork i guess

guy called me down with aq when i had aj and triple barreled blah blah blah

PokerStars Game #38320623348: Tournament #262020010, $200+$15 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (100/200) - 2010/01/17 17:37:30 ET
Table '262020010 716' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: alztybrn (26245 in chips)
Seat 2: Riqu10 (19200 in chips)
Seat 3: jhpce (10425 in chips)
Seat 4: dfunks (10325 in chips)
Seat 5: azdaz (5900 in chips)
Seat 6: Olsson92 (3125 in chips)
Seat 7: Crusher2277 (16025 in chips)
Seat 8: ClubbedBoat (5405 in chips)
Seat 9: xXOLIVATOXx (13575 in chips)
ClubbedBoat: posts small blind 100
xXOLIVATOXx: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ClubbedBoat [Ad Jd]
alztybrn: folds
Riqu10: folds
jhpce: folds
dfunks: folds
azdaz: raises 800 to 1000
Olsson92: folds
Crusher2277: folds
ClubbedBoat: raises 1800 to 2800
xXOLIVATOXx: raises 4400 to 7200
azdaz: calls 4900 and is all-in
ClubbedBoat: calls 2605 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (1300) returned to xXOLIVATOXx
*** FLOP *** [9c Th 5h]
*** TURN *** [9c Th 5h] [3h]
*** RIVER *** [9c Th 5h 3h] [3d]
ClubbedBoat said, "really?"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
xXOLIVATOXx: shows [As 9s] (two pair, Nines and Threes)
azdaz: shows [Ts Jc] (two pair, Tens and Threes)
azdaz collected 990 from side pot
ClubbedBoat: shows [Ad Jd] (a pair of Threes)
azdaz collected 16215 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 17205 Main pot 16215. Side pot 990. | Rake 0
Board [9c Th 5h 3h 3d]
Seat 1: alztybrn folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Riqu10 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: jhpce folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: dfunks folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: azdaz showed [Ts Jc] and won (17205) with two pair, Tens and Threes
Seat 6: Olsson92 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Crusher2277 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: ClubbedBoat (small blind) showed [Ad Jd] and lost with a pair of Threes
Seat 9: xXOLIVATOXx (big blind) showed [As 9s] and lost with two pair, Nines and Threes

PokerStars Game #38322951610: Tournament #262020018, $500+$30 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level III (75/150) - 2010/01/17 18:21:59 ET
Table '262020018 58' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: Improved (12504 in chips)
Seat 2: Jaral (6613 in chips)
Seat 3: NinaFelina (18900 in chips)
Seat 4: kleath (9370 in chips)
Seat 5: All_in_at420 (12000 in chips)
Seat 6: Uninc157 (10800 in chips)
Seat 7: torkolort1 (11188 in chips)
Seat 8: justdec (22415 in chips)
Seat 9: YaGotBurnt (5435 in chips)
Improved: posts small blind 75
Jaral: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to YaGotBurnt [Ah Qs]
NinaFelina: raises 150 to 300
kleath: folds
All_in_at420: folds
Uninc157: folds
torkolort1: folds
justdec: folds
YaGotBurnt: raises 600 to 900
Improved: folds
Jaral: folds
NinaFelina: raises 18000 to 18900 and is all-in
YaGotBurnt: calls 4535 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (13465) returned to NinaFelina
*** FLOP *** [9c Ts 3d]
*** TURN *** [9c Ts 3d] [Tc]
*** RIVER *** [9c Ts 3d Tc] [2c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
NinaFelina: shows [9s 4s] (two pair, Tens and Nines)
YaGotBurnt: shows [Ah Qs] (a pair of Tens)
NinaFelina collected 11095 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 11095 | Rake 0
Board [9c Ts 3d Tc 2c]
Seat 1: Improved (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: Jaral (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: NinaFelina showed [9s 4s] and won (11095) with two pair, Tens and Nines
Seat 4: kleath folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: All_in_at420 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Uninc157 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: torkolort1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: justdec folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: YaGotBurnt (button) showed [Ah Qs] and lost with a pair of Tens


Have fun absorbing those chips Kleath. SHouldn't be too hard.

losing infinite today

3rd in a 36/180 AQ<32 to bust, my bad for getting in good

Full Tilt Poker $1 Million Guarantee No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t25/t50 Blinds - 9 players
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Hero (CO): t4335 M = 57.80
BTN: t6245 M = 83.27
SB: t4000 M = 53.33
BB: t4165 M = 55.53
UTG: t5270 M = 70.27
UTG+1: t5700 M = 76
UTG+2: t4470 M = 59.60
MP1: t4625 M = 61.67
MP2: t6190 M = 82.53

Pre Flop: (t75) Hero is CO with 2 2
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to t110, 3 folds, Hero calls t110, BTN calls t110, SB calls t85, 1 fold

Flop: (t490) 6 2 8 (4 players)
SB bets t350, UTG+1 raises to t800, Hero ?



Anything better than jamming here?

OffTopic: Mark Selby ftw.

OnTopic: 1tabling

doubt it

Poker Stars $500+$30 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t75/t150 Blinds - 8 players
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Improved (MP1): t12429 M = 55.24
Jaral (MP2): t7002 M = 31.12
NinaFelina (CO): t23846 M = 105.98
Hero (BTN): t9145 M = 40.64
All_in_at420 (SB): t12400 M = 55.11
Uninc157 (BB): t10800 M = 48
torkolort1 (UTG): t11188 M = 49.72
justdec (UTG+1): t22415 M = 99.62

Pre Flop: (t225) Hero is BTN with 3 3
torkolort1 raises to t300, 3 folds, NinaFelina calls t300, Hero calls t300, 1 fold, Uninc157 calls t150

Flop: (t1275) 3 8 J (4 players)
Uninc157 checks, torkolort1 checks, NinaFelina bets t1500, Hero calls t1500, Uninc157 folds, torkolort1 folds

Turn: (t4275) A (2 players)
NinaFelina checks, Hero bets t1950, NinaFelina calls t1950

River: (t8175) 8 (2 players)
NinaFelina bets t20096 all in, Hero calls t5395 all in

Final Pot: t18965
NinaFelina shows J 9 (two pair, Jacks and Eights)
Hero shows 3 3 (a full house, Threes full of Eights)
Hero wins t18965



Poker Stars $500+$30 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t75/t150 Blinds - 9 players
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Improved (UTG): t12429 M = 55.24
Jaral (UTG+1): t6624 M = 29.44
NinaFelina (UTG+2): t14254 M = 63.35
Hero (MP1): t20240 M = 89.96
All_in_at420 (MP2): t12325 M = 54.78
Uninc157 (CO): t10425 M = 46.33
torkolort1 (BTN): t10663 M = 47.39
justdec (SB): t22265 M = 98.96
sjorsgates (BB): t10000 M = 44.44

Pre Flop: (t225) Hero is MP1 with J K
2 folds, NinaFelina raises to t300, Hero calls t300, All_in_at420 calls t300, 3 folds, sjorsgates calls t150

Flop: (t1275) 4 K 2 (4 players)
sjorsgates checks, NinaFelina bets t450, Hero raises to t900, All_in_at420 calls t900, sjorsgates folds, NinaFelina calls t450

Turn: (t3975) 8 (3 players)
NinaFelina checks, Hero checks, All_in_at420 checks

River: (t3975) 5 (3 players)
NinaFelina bets t1200, Hero calls t1200, All_in_at420 calls t1200

Final Pot: t7575
NinaFelina shows 4 3 (a pair of Fours)
Hero shows J K (a pair of Kings)
All_in_at420 shows Q K (a pair of Kings - Queen kicker)
All_in_at420 wins t7575

god i have been playing really awful recently, this suckssss sigh

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Poker Stars $500+$30 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t100/t200 Blinds - 9 players
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Improved (BTN): t11904 M = 39.68
GypsieChris (SB): t8925 M = 29.75
NinaFelina (BB): t11092 M = 36.97
Hero (UTG): t19012 M = 63.37
All_in_at420 (UTG+1): t16800 M = 56
Uninc157 (UTG+2): t16492 M = 54.97
torkolort1 (MP1): t10085 M = 33.62
justdec (MP2): t24715 M = 82.38
sjorsgates (CO): t9325 M = 31.08

Pre Flop: (t300) Hero is UTG with 4 J
6 folds, Improved raises to t475, 1 fold, NinaFelina raises to t750, Improved raises to t11904 all in, NinaFelina calls t10342 all in

Flop: (t22284) 8 9 4 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: (t22284) A (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t22284) T (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t22284
Improved shows Q Q (a pair of Queens)
NinaFelina shows J A (a pair of Aces)
NinaFelina wins t22284

plenty of other little shenanigans too

today has sucked so far...

Some good news...


Poker Stars $200+$15 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t200/t400 Blinds - 9 players
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MP1: t9176 M = 15.29
MP2: t19758 M = 32.93
CO: t3932 M = 6.55
Hero (BTN): t13475 M = 22.46
SB: t11578 M = 19.30
BB: t29525 M = 49.21
UTG: t6820 M = 11.37
UTG+1: t5219 M = 8.70
UTG+2: t18225 M = 30.38

Pre Flop: (t600) Hero is BTN with J J
4 folds, MP2 calls t400, 1 fold, Hero raises to t1250, 2 folds, MP2 calls t850

Flop: (t3100) T 3 J (2 players)
MP2 bets t1200, Hero raises to t4000, MP2 raises to t6800, Hero raises to t12225 all in, MP2 calls t5425

Turn: (t27550) T (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t27550) 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t27550
MP2 shows T 5 (three of a kind, Tens)
Hero shows J J (a full house, Jacks full of Tens)
Hero wins t27550

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dieeeeee

PokerStars Game #38325004144: Tournament #262020010, $200+$15 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level IX (400/800) - 2010/01/17 19:04:37 ET
Table '262020010 15' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: AdePedVal (30715 in chips)
Seat 2: watterh20 (27920 in chips)
Seat 3: McIkky (18125 in chips)
Seat 4: tormos (10025 in chips)
Seat 5: VerySexual (59124 in chips)
Seat 6: Pokerkong1 (44773 in chips)
Seat 7: charder30 (17825 in chips)
Seat 8: CircusPeanut (35290 in chips)
Seat 9: PkrQueenNo1 (17123 in chips)
AdePedVal: posts the ante 50
watterh20: posts the ante 50
McIkky: posts the ante 50
tormos: posts the ante 50
VerySexual: posts the ante 50
Pokerkong1: posts the ante 50
charder30: posts the ante 50
CircusPeanut: posts the ante 50
PkrQueenNo1: posts the ante 50
tormos: posts small blind 400
VerySexual: posts big blind 800
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to charder30 [Ad Ks]
Pokerkong1: folds
charder30: raises 1055 to 1855
CircusPeanut: folds
PkrQueenNo1: folds
AdePedVal: raises 1345 to 3200
watterh20: folds
McIkky: folds
tormos: folds
VerySexual: folds
charder30: raises 14575 to 17775 and is all-in
AdePedVal: calls 14575
*** FLOP *** [Kc 3s Qc]
*** TURN *** [Kc 3s Qc] [Jc]
*** RIVER *** [Kc 3s Qc Jc] [Jh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
charder30: shows [Ad Ks] (two pair, Kings and Jacks)
AdePedVal: shows [Tc Ac] (a Royal Flush)
AdePedVal collected 37200 from pot

pretty ul to run into the ONE guy on the internet who thinks charders loose and aggressive and he happens to hit the rarest hand in poker

WRONG! They folded.

Stage #2124448981 Tourney ID 5033589 Holdem Multi Normal Tournament No Limit 500 - 2010-01-17 19:16:49 (ET)
Table: 48 (Real Money) Seat #6 is the dealer
Seat 1 - XXD33PXX (1,053 in chips)
Seat 2 - SIROCCO_ (48,134 in chips)
Seat 3 - DODAMAN (13,042 in chips)
Seat 4 - HODGEMAN (7,429 in chips)
Seat 5 - QCKIMO (18,726 in chips)
Seat 6 - IKONDHOLOGRAM (3,930 in chips)
Seat 7 - TIMEX_ (25,962 in chips)
Seat 8 - CARAZY (5,545 in chips)
Seat 9 - PATYWAK (15,433 in chips)
XXD33PXX - Ante 50
SIROCCO_ - Ante 50
DODAMAN - Ante 50
HODGEMAN - Ante 50
QCKIMO - Ante 50
IKONDHOLOGRAM - Ante 50
TIMEX_ - Ante 50
CARAZY - Ante 50
PATYWAK - Ante 50
TIMEX_ - Posts small blind 250
CARAZY - Posts big blind 500
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to TIMEX_ [9s 2s]
PATYWAK - Folds
XXD33PXX - Folds
SIROCCO_ - Folds
DODAMAN - Folds
HODGEMAN - Folds
QCKIMO - Folds
IKONDHOLOGRAM - Folds
TIMEX_ - All-In(Raise) 25,662 to 25,912
CARAZY - Folds (Fold & Show [10c 10h])

GL Kleath, but if you are unsuccessful in smiting this beast, I really hope NinaFelina finds a way to win it all.

yea the whole mtt community should

NOOO i got moved we were deep too...

what the christ?

holy christ i'm ready to kill someone right now

"nice bet"