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03-28-2010 , 08:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by wisconsinfan
its absurd how good the structure for the 55/200k is. I would bet $ that even chainsaw himself would approve.
yea it was tilting me, never playing it again
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03-28-2010 , 08:19 PM
I seriously have no idea how to win anymore...

Poker Stars $50+$5 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t500/t1000 Blinds + t100 - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

SB: t19585 M = 8.16
BB: t19327 M = 8.05
UTG: t9137 M = 3.81
UTG+1: t29727 M = 12.39
UTG+2: t17303 M = 7.21
MP1: t38297 M = 15.96
MP2: t11317 M = 4.72
Hero (CO): t15292 M = 6.37
BTN: t37097 M = 15.46

Pre Flop: (t2400) Hero is CO with Q Q
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to t2320, 1 fold, MP1 raises to t5875, 1 fold, Hero raises to t15192 all in, 4 folds, MP1 calls t9317

Flop: (t35104) K 7 2 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: (t35104) 3 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t35104) 2 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t35104
MP1 shows 6 9 (a flush, Nine high)
Hero shows Q Q (two pair, Queens and Deuces)
MP1 wins t35104
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03-28-2010 , 08:21 PM
well i may have lost a dumb amount of money today but at least i can still own a disgruntled railer in chat


Dealer: Game #41839003516: imwatchingyo wins pot (10,500)
NEFL52 [observer]: u monkey hahahahah lol
NEFL52 [observer]: u suk kok kid
NEFL52 [observer]: hahahahahahah
Dealer: Hand-for-Hand play is in progress. The next hand will be dealt when hands at the other tables are completed
NEFL52 [observer]: ur a fishkunt lil cum guzzla u queer
NEFL52 [observer]: im gonna watch u try to suk some more kok u lil queer
NEFL52 [observer]: i bet u make * * * * u dumb kunt
imwatchingyo: dunno what bad poker has to do with homosexuality, but hey
NEFL52 [observer]: cuz ur a ***** black kok loving monkey
NEFL52 [observer]: u swill kunt
imwatchingyo: cant beat a friendly game of internet pokers
Dealer: Hand-for-Hand play is in progress. The next hand will be dealt when hands at the other tables are completed
NEFL52 [observer]: u lil kok lover
imwatchingyo: you seem occupied with oral sex
imwatchingyo: something from childhood?
imwatchingyo: was uncle jimmy a little too friendly?
NEFL52 [observer]: fu donk * * * *
imwatchingyo: oops touched a nerve
NEFL52 [observer]: * * * *
imwatchingyo: no u
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03-28-2010 , 08:25 PM
I guess I owe at least one.

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03-28-2010 , 08:27 PM
lol awesome !

edit : i'm talking about the chat ownage, not booty
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03-28-2010 , 08:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by wisconsinfan
its absurd how good the structure for the 55/200k is. I would bet $ that even chainsaw himself would approve.
Quote:
Originally Posted by NHFunkii
booked for any amount
idk funkii, the structure is ridiculously good now, wish i didnt get set over set'd itm, it was playing nice and deep the whole way through. the blinds were lower than the $50 that started 90 minutes later after the later one hit 300/600.
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03-28-2010 , 08:33 PM
Full Tilt Poker Game #19642013176: The $200K Double Deuce (144366421), Table 539 - 1000/2000 Ante 250 - No Limit Hold'em - 20:31:14 ET - 2010/03/28
Seat 1: wojo701 (36,656)
Seat 3: fbpi (55,379)
Seat 4: Freddy Kreuger (168,025)
Seat 5: GRENADA7 (26,794)
Seat 6: Borinho82 (21,694)
Seat 7: feb46 (34,796)
Seat 8: AndTheRiverIs (54,898)
Seat 9: Fish-Donk-Bear (54,511)
wojo701 antes 250
fbpi antes 250
Freddy Kreuger antes 250
GRENADA7 antes 250
Borinho82 antes 250
feb46 antes 250
AndTheRiverIs antes 250
Fish-Donk-Bear antes 250
wojo701 posts the small blind of 1,000
fbpi posts the big blind of 2,000
The button is in seat #9
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to wojo701 [Qd Qh]
Freddy Kreuger folds
GRENADA7 folds
Borinho82 folds
feb46 raises to 5,500
AndTheRiverIs folds
Fish-Donk-Bear calls 5,500
wojo701 raises to 36,406, and is all in
fbpi folds
feb46 folds
BaNzz sits down
BaNzz adds 16,996
Fish-Donk-Bear has 15 seconds left to act
Fish-Donk-Bear calls 30,906
wojo701 shows [Qd Qh]
Fish-Donk-Bear shows [9h 9d]
*** FLOP *** [Tc 5s 7c]
*** TURN *** [Tc 5s 7c] [Jh]
*** RIVER *** [Tc 5s 7c Jh] [Qs]
wojo701 shows three of a kind, Queens
Fish-Donk-Bear shows a pair of Nines
wojo701 wins the pot (82,312) with three of a kind, Queens



weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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03-28-2010 , 08:45 PM
booty > chat tho
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03-28-2010 , 08:48 PM
djk about to ship warmup
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03-28-2010 , 08:50 PM
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Originally Posted by IRunWorse
djk about to ship warmup
wow gogo
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03-28-2010 , 08:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by benza13
idk funkii, the structure is ridiculously good now, wish i didnt get set over set'd itm, it was playing nice and deep the whole way through. the blinds were lower than the $50 that started 90 minutes later after the later one hit 300/600.
did it change recently? I'm not saying the structure is too fast or anything (wish it was much much faster), just that I cant imagine a non scoop/wcoop structure that chainsaw would approve of
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03-28-2010 , 08:58 PM
sigh fml 10th in the ipoker 300 for the 2nd time in a month
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03-28-2010 , 08:58 PM
last week was the first week for it, i'm pretty sure. they have every conceivable level

i just checked and its at 700/1400 175a right now, average stack is 50k, 392 left. its 5.5 hours in.
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03-28-2010 , 08:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by IRunWorse
djk about to ship warmup
nahhhhhhhhhhh

Achen got it on lockdown.

Nice final 3 tables though: Sno0owman, DJK, Achen, DNA2RNA, Commandr_cool, Nordlending.

not a bad line up.
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03-28-2010 , 09:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by OnlyCardINeed
nahhhhhhhhhhh

Achen got it on lockdown.

Nice final 3 tables though: Sno0owman, DJK, Achen, DNA2RNA, Commandr_cool, Nordlending.

not a bad line up.
WTF just looked last week cuz I know DNA was in it there too...got 11th last week. Sick b2b wweeks for him...or sick suicide watches
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03-28-2010 , 09:04 PM
but got 2nd in party highroller for a sunday save
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03-28-2010 , 09:12 PM
yay ept seats for fpps!

boo the rest of the day, but its def a success, time to go play mw2
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03-28-2010 , 09:12 PM
achen got 17th in warmup
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03-28-2010 , 09:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by OnlyCardINeed
nahhhhhhhhhhh

Achen got it on lockdown.

Nice final 3 tables though: Sno0owman, DJK, Achen, DNA2RNA, Commandr_cool, Nordlending.

not a bad line up.
[ ] Achen got it on lockdown.

17th
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03-28-2010 , 09:15 PM
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Originally Posted by chilin_dude
Getting squeezed is good, not gonna fold every missed flop
Lol. Obv. if you want to . Dumb of me to think that you didn't consider being squeezed. I mean missed flops he shoves/bets into that you miss comepletely.
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03-28-2010 , 09:24 PM
Hating poker atm
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03-28-2010 , 09:28 PM
some guy is trying to get me to collude with im on the bubble of the $600 main event qualifier on Full Tilt. Offered me money to chip dump to him (me huge stack, him with short stack).

His screen name is MKMADTILT and I have all the chat logs and reported him.

He has an FTOPS jersey which tilts me so much. If you know him tell him hes a POS
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03-28-2010 , 09:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jchristo
some guy is trying to get me to collude with im on the bubble of the $600 main event qualifier on Full Tilt. Offered me money to chip dump to him (me huge stack, him with short stack).

His screen name is MKMADTILT and I have all the chat logs and reported him.

He has an FTOPS jersey which tilts me so much. If you know him or are him you are a POS
i have screen shot and chat logs and witnessed the whole thing fwiw

edit:
this is from jchristo's 750k table. he is multious:

Dealer: kipparis wins the pot (8,817) with a straight, King high
Tournament Director: The blinds are now 200/400 with an ante of 50
Dealer: Hand #19642506090
Dealer: Wretchy has won a $200 pro bounty for eliminating MichaelTureniec
System: The $125,000 Guarantee (Rebuy) ($100+$9 NL Hold'em) will be starting in 8 minutes.
MKMADTILT (Observer): multious
Dealer: JOSKA 7 has 15 seconds left to act
MKMADTILT (Observer): multious
Dealer: JohnnyGstaks has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: Cheatz wins the pot (850)
Dealer: Hand #19642524944
Dealer: multious has 15 seconds left to act
MKMADTILT (Observer): MULTIOUS
Dealer: JOSKA 7 has 15 seconds left to act
MKMADTILT (Observer): OI
Dealer: Cheatz has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: lennepoker wins the pot (1,450)
Dealer: Hand #19642547952
MKMADTILT (Observer): WANNA EARN SOME DOLLAR MUTIOUS
Dealer: JOSKA 7 has 15 seconds left to act
multious: what do you want
Dealer: JohnnyGstaks has 15 seconds left to act
System: The Daily Double - A ($10+$2 NL Hold'em) will be starting in 6 minutes. Be sure to play in both Doubles for your shot at the jackpot!
Dealer: Cheatz has 15 seconds left to act
MKMADTILT (Observer): help me out and ill give u a few k
Dealer: lennepoker wins the pot (1,450)
Dealer: Hand #19642570158
multious: that doesnt sound shady at all....
Dealer: lennepoker has 15 seconds left to act
MKMADTILT (Observer): is that a yes or no
Dealer: kipparis wins the pot (1,450)
MKMADTILT (Observer): im a man of my word
multious: you didnt even tell me what you want
Dealer: kleath has won a $200 pro bounty for eliminating Chris Wolters
System: The Daily Double - B ($10+$2 NL Hold'em) will be starting in 6 minutes. Be sure to play in both Doubles for your shot at the jackpot!
MKMADTILT (Observer): come on cash table
MKMADTILT (Observer): find me
MKMADTILT (Observer): u found me yet mul
System: The $125,000 Guarantee (Rebuy) ($100+$9 NL Hold'em) will be starting in 3 minutes.
System: A $0.25+$0.05 $1 Main Event Satellite will be starting in 7 minutes. At least 20 seats will be awarded!
Dealer: Hand #19642717101

then they sit at a cash table and this goes down:

multious: what
MKMADTILT: yo
MKMADTILT: hook me up with a few k
MKMADTILT: on the sat
MKMADTILT: ill give u the money i receive
MKMADTILT: and more
multious: lol

then jchristo proceeds to recommend him a book on ethics and snap leaves the table.

Last edited by MR GOODBAR; 03-28-2010 at 09:36 PM.
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03-28-2010 , 09:47 PM
played 35 tournaments and had 8 cashes for a grand total of -$2k
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03-28-2010 , 09:50 PM
not bad tho
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