yea it was tilting me, never playing it again

I seriously have no idea how to win anymore...

Poker Stars $50+$5 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t500/t1000 Blinds + t100 - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

SB: t19585 M = 8.16
BB: t19327 M = 8.05
UTG: t9137 M = 3.81
UTG+1: t29727 M = 12.39
UTG+2: t17303 M = 7.21
MP1: t38297 M = 15.96
MP2: t11317 M = 4.72
Hero (CO): t15292 M = 6.37
BTN: t37097 M = 15.46

Pre Flop: (t2400) Hero is CO with Q Q
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to t2320, 1 fold, MP1 raises to t5875, 1 fold, Hero raises to t15192 all in, 4 folds, MP1 calls t9317

Flop: (t35104) K 7 2 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: (t35104) 3 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t35104) 2 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t35104
MP1 shows 6 9 (a flush, Nine high)
Hero shows Q Q (two pair, Queens and Deuces)
MP1 wins t35104

well i may have lost a dumb amount of money today but at least i can still own a disgruntled railer in chat


Dealer: Game #41839003516: imwatchingyo wins pot (10,500)
NEFL52 [observer]: u monkey hahahahah lol
NEFL52 [observer]: u suk kok kid
NEFL52 [observer]: hahahahahahah
Dealer: Hand-for-Hand play is in progress. The next hand will be dealt when hands at the other tables are completed
NEFL52 [observer]: ur a fishkunt lil cum guzzla u queer
NEFL52 [observer]: im gonna watch u try to suk some more kok u lil queer
NEFL52 [observer]: i bet u make * * * * u dumb kunt
imwatchingyo: dunno what bad poker has to do with homosexuality, but hey
NEFL52 [observer]: cuz ur a ***** black kok loving monkey
NEFL52 [observer]: u swill kunt
imwatchingyo: cant beat a friendly game of internet pokers
Dealer: Hand-for-Hand play is in progress. The next hand will be dealt when hands at the other tables are completed
NEFL52 [observer]: u lil kok lover
imwatchingyo: you seem occupied with oral sex
imwatchingyo: something from childhood?
imwatchingyo: was uncle jimmy a little too friendly?
NEFL52 [observer]: fu donk * * * *
imwatchingyo: oops touched a nerve
NEFL52 [observer]: * * * *
imwatchingyo: no u

I guess I owe at least one.

lol awesome !

edit : i'm talking about the chat ownage, not booty

idk funkii, the structure is ridiculously good now, wish i didnt get set over set'd itm, it was playing nice and deep the whole way through. the blinds were lower than the $50 that started 90 minutes later after the later one hit 300/600.

Full Tilt Poker Game #19642013176: The $200K Double Deuce (144366421), Table 539 - 1000/2000 Ante 250 - No Limit Hold'em - 20:31:14 ET - 2010/03/28
Seat 1: wojo701 (36,656)
Seat 3: fbpi (55,379)
Seat 4: Freddy Kreuger (168,025)
Seat 5: GRENADA7 (26,794)
Seat 6: Borinho82 (21,694)
Seat 7: feb46 (34,796)
Seat 8: AndTheRiverIs (54,898)
Seat 9: Fish-Donk-Bear (54,511)
wojo701 antes 250
fbpi antes 250
Freddy Kreuger antes 250
GRENADA7 antes 250
Borinho82 antes 250
feb46 antes 250
AndTheRiverIs antes 250
Fish-Donk-Bear antes 250
wojo701 posts the small blind of 1,000
fbpi posts the big blind of 2,000
The button is in seat #9
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to wojo701 [Qd Qh]
Freddy Kreuger folds
GRENADA7 folds
Borinho82 folds
feb46 raises to 5,500
AndTheRiverIs folds
Fish-Donk-Bear calls 5,500
wojo701 raises to 36,406, and is all in
fbpi folds
feb46 folds
BaNzz sits down
BaNzz adds 16,996
Fish-Donk-Bear has 15 seconds left to act
Fish-Donk-Bear calls 30,906
wojo701 shows [Qd Qh]
Fish-Donk-Bear shows [9h 9d]
*** FLOP *** [Tc 5s 7c]
*** TURN *** [Tc 5s 7c] [Jh]
*** RIVER *** [Tc 5s 7c Jh] [Qs]
wojo701 shows three of a kind, Queens
Fish-Donk-Bear shows a pair of Nines
wojo701 wins the pot (82,312) with three of a kind, Queens



weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

booty > chat tho

djk about to ship warmup

wow gogo

did it change recently? I'm not saying the structure is too fast or anything (wish it was much much faster), just that I cant imagine a non scoop/wcoop structure that chainsaw would approve of

sigh fml 10th in the ipoker 300 for the 2nd time in a month

last week was the first week for it, i'm pretty sure. they have every conceivable level

i just checked and its at 700/1400 175a right now, average stack is 50k, 392 left. its 5.5 hours in.

nahhhhhhhhhhh

Achen got it on lockdown.

Nice final 3 tables though: Sno0owman, DJK, Achen, DNA2RNA, Commandr_cool, Nordlending.

not a bad line up.

WTF just looked last week cuz I know DNA was in it there too...got 11th last week. Sick b2b wweeks for him...or sick suicide watches

but got 2nd in party highroller for a sunday save

yay ept seats for fpps!

boo the rest of the day, but its def a success, time to go play mw2

achen got 17th in warmup

[ ] Achen got it on lockdown.

17th

Lol. Obv. if you want to . Dumb of me to think that you didn't consider being squeezed. I mean missed flops he shoves/bets into that you miss comepletely.

Hating poker atm

some guy is trying to get me to collude with im on the bubble of the $600 main event qualifier on Full Tilt. Offered me money to chip dump to him (me huge stack, him with short stack).

His screen name is MKMADTILT and I have all the chat logs and reported him.

He has an FTOPS jersey which tilts me so much. If you know him tell him hes a POS

i have screen shot and chat logs and witnessed the whole thing fwiw

edit:
this is from jchristo's 750k table. he is multious:

Dealer: kipparis wins the pot (8,817) with a straight, King high
Tournament Director: The blinds are now 200/400 with an ante of 50
Dealer: Hand #19642506090
Dealer: Wretchy has won a $200 pro bounty for eliminating MichaelTureniec
System: The $125,000 Guarantee (Rebuy) ($100+$9 NL Hold'em) will be starting in 8 minutes.
MKMADTILT (Observer): multious
Dealer: JOSKA 7 has 15 seconds left to act
MKMADTILT (Observer): multious
Dealer: JohnnyGstaks has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: Cheatz wins the pot (850)
Dealer: Hand #19642524944
Dealer: multious has 15 seconds left to act
MKMADTILT (Observer): MULTIOUS
Dealer: JOSKA 7 has 15 seconds left to act
MKMADTILT (Observer): OI
Dealer: Cheatz has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: lennepoker wins the pot (1,450)
Dealer: Hand #19642547952
MKMADTILT (Observer): WANNA EARN SOME DOLLAR MUTIOUS
Dealer: JOSKA 7 has 15 seconds left to act
multious: what do you want
Dealer: JohnnyGstaks has 15 seconds left to act
System: The Daily Double - A ($10+$2 NL Hold'em) will be starting in 6 minutes. Be sure to play in both Doubles for your shot at the jackpot!
Dealer: Cheatz has 15 seconds left to act
MKMADTILT (Observer): help me out and ill give u a few k
Dealer: lennepoker wins the pot (1,450)
Dealer: Hand #19642570158
multious: that doesnt sound shady at all....
Dealer: lennepoker has 15 seconds left to act
MKMADTILT (Observer): is that a yes or no
Dealer: kipparis wins the pot (1,450)
MKMADTILT (Observer): im a man of my word
multious: you didnt even tell me what you want
Dealer: kleath has won a $200 pro bounty for eliminating Chris Wolters
System: The Daily Double - B ($10+$2 NL Hold'em) will be starting in 6 minutes. Be sure to play in both Doubles for your shot at the jackpot!
MKMADTILT (Observer): come on cash table
MKMADTILT (Observer): find me
MKMADTILT (Observer): u found me yet mul
System: The $125,000 Guarantee (Rebuy) ($100+$9 NL Hold'em) will be starting in 3 minutes.
System: A $0.25+$0.05 $1 Main Event Satellite will be starting in 7 minutes. At least 20 seats will be awarded!
Dealer: Hand #19642717101

then they sit at a cash table and this goes down:

multious: what
MKMADTILT: yo
MKMADTILT: hook me up with a few k
MKMADTILT: on the sat
MKMADTILT: ill give u the money i receive
MKMADTILT: and more
multious: lol

then jchristo proceeds to recommend him a book on ethics and snap leaves the table.

played 35 tournaments and had 8 cashes for a grand total of -$2k

not bad tho