Just finished my epic one hour and 30 minute session, 1/2 tonight! Shippppp.

gla

continuing my streak of ~30 non-turbo mtt's without cashing

Solid ROI, wp. Augie gonna win it all, std open call vs u imo.
In 1182th position with 16k left. Was about to go on heatur then got RNGD KK<Q4s.

lol flopped a set of kings on a akx board
i have no timebank cause stars timebanks suck, and time out fold.
guy goes i had a king.
zzzzzzzz stars.

go me

PokerStars Game #46069273068: Tournament #317010507, $100+$9 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XVI (1250/2500) - 2010/06/27 18:17:49 ET
Table '317010507 37' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: seijistar (164380 in chips)
Seat 2: cool0813 (21964 in chips)
Seat 4: 20shark (69361 in chips)
Seat 5: kirbynator (62392 in chips)
Seat 6: biedermeier (20222 in chips)
Seat 7: bbbbb33 (220000 in chips)
Seat 8: Fred_Brink (88408 in chips)
Seat 9: NessV (88619 in chips)
seijistar: posts the ante 250
cool0813: posts the ante 250
20shark: posts the ante 250
kirbynator: posts the ante 250
biedermeier: posts the ante 250
bbbbb33: posts the ante 250
Fred_Brink: posts the ante 250
NessV: posts the ante 250
20shark: posts small blind 1250
kirbynator: posts big blind 2500
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to kirbynator [Qc Qd]
biedermeier: folds
bbbbb33: raises 2750 to 5250
Fred_Brink: raises 8550 to 13800
NessV: folds
seijistar: folds
cool0813: folds
20shark: folds
kirbynator: folds
bbbbb33: raises 8700 to 22500
Improved is connected
Fred_Brink: raises 16300 to 38800
bbbbb33: folds

I sometimes play like you

No Limit Holdem Tournament
PokerStars
9 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com
$50+$5

Stacks:
UTG 342_g (5,698)
UTG+1 mamadzx (8,010)
MP1 Hero (3,779)
MP2 Assassinato (3,670)
MP3 theEcrane (7,123)
CO snailpacer (2,223)
BTN fkamus (10,620)
SB vincenzo01 (5,155)
BB Mastercard1 (4,062)

Blinds: 100/200

Pre-Flop: (300, 9 players) Hero is MP1 J A
2 folds, Hero raises to 450, 4 folds, vincenzo01 raises to 2,200, 1 fold, Hero goes all-in 3,779, vincenzo01 calls 1,579

Flop: 7 6 K (7,758, 2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: 8 (7,758, 2 players, 1 all-in)

River: 3 (7,758, 2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: 7,758
vincenzo01 shows two pair, Sixes and Threes
6 3
Hero shows high card Ace
J A

vincenzo01 wins 7,758 (net +3,979)

Hero lost 3,779


vs 16/9 man lol, owned

god this is getting so ****ing ******ed. ft bubble a 4.40 turbo with like 2k runners by losing 3 straight flips then lose the $22 12.5k last 2 tables with this beauty. so ****ing tired of running like garbage all the time, god.

Poker Stars $20+$2 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t3000/t6000 Blinds + t750 - 7 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

CO: t71605 M = 5.02
BTN: t107688 M = 7.56
Hero (SB): t198554 M = 13.93
BB: t202940 M = 14.24
UTG: t160810 M = 11.28
UTG+1: t108694 M = 7.63
MP: t204344 M = 14.34

Pre Flop: (t14250) Hero is SB with K K
UTG raises to t18000, 4 folds, Hero raises to t52300, 1 fold, UTG raises to t160060 all in, Hero calls t107760

Flop: (t331370) Q A 2 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: (t331370) A (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t331370) T (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t331370
Hero shows K K (two pair, Aces and Kings)
UTG shows T A (a full house, Aces full of Tens)
UTG wins t331370

if this stuff really bothers you, poker isn't right for you

uh huh

It looks like I'm not the only one running really bad.

today....is not my day.

Cooler me more w/12 left in the $26 rushament


Full Tilt Poker Turbo $10K Guarantee (Rush) No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t6000/t12000 Blinds + t1500 - 4 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN: t240773 M = 10.03
SB: t284539 M = 11.86
Hero (BB): t377556 M = 15.73
CO: t85306 M = 3.55

Pre Flop: (t24000) Hero is BB with Q A
2 folds, SB raises to t32000, Hero raises to t85550, SB raises to t283039 all in, Hero calls t197489

Flop: (t572078) 9 4 2

Turn: (t572078) 5

River: (t572078) T

Final Pot: t572078
SB shows K A (Ace King high)
Hero shows Q A (Ace Queen high)
SB wins t572078

Then steal a couple pots, and KK<68 for the rest

My Aces fell for the "snap shove 11x the raise PF with fives" play. Can't beat that trap.

106k in Takedown weeeee

A3 > A6
A6 > AQ
A6 > KK

402 left in takedown, im 255th. This is absurdly short stack sizes.

i might or might not win the 300k 109r

why does my session always end up with me 1 tabling the 3r... FML

out of takedown 280th. Sigh, lost crucial flip QJ<55 imo, gl all!

gg chillin_dude =/

anyone else use the term "make the payouts" as in you made it an hour into the tournament so you can at least see what the payouts are.

been an exciting day sweating making the payouts or not.

Full Tilt Poker $750,000 Guarantee No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t50/t100 Blinds - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

kunkles27 (MP2): t3800 M = 25.33
Hero (CO): t3105 M = 20.70
TheTank72 (BTN): t2588 M = 17.25
PinkPanther05 (SB): t6177 M = 41.18
crazycubiche (BB): t5360 M = 35.73
caMeZat (UTG): t5285 M = 35.23
MR LUPIN (UTG+1): t4360 M = 29.07
ILIKEPONIES (UTG+2): t5315 M = 35.43
Shrubbery (MP1): t3323 M = 22.15

Pre Flop: (t150) Hero is CO with 6 6
4 folds, kunkles27 raises to t200, Hero calls t200, 2 folds, crazycubiche calls t100

Flop: (t650) 9 7 6 (3 players)
crazycubiche checks, kunkles27 checks, Hero bets t300, crazycubiche folds, kunkles27 calls t300

Turn: (t1250) A (2 players)
kunkles27 checks, Hero bets t800, kunkles27 raises to t3300 all in, Hero calls t1805 all in

River: (t6460) 8 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t6460
kunkles27 shows A T (a straight, Ten high)
Hero shows 6 6 (three of a kind, Sixes)
kunkles27 wins t6460


bwahahaha

LOLZ guy uses his whole 120 second bank to go up payscale and then folds getting literally 50 to 1

PokerStars Game #46072442749: Tournament #278650274, 3000FPP Hold'em No Limit - Level XXII (5000/10000) - 2010/06/27 19:32:04 ET
Table '278650274 1057' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: Marcorifo (96912 in chips)
Seat 2: SHIM456 (83940 in chips)
Seat 3: Jojo1758 (85840 in chips)
Seat 4: Stepparn (78695 in chips)
Seat 5: motocross19 (62855 in chips)
Seat 6: Supernut8 (257511 in chips)
Seat 7: 7digitloser (151972 in chips)
Seat 8: capbarrão (12639 in chips)
Seat 9: deki76 (159608 in chips)
Marcorifo: posts the ante 1000
SHIM456: posts the ante 1000
Jojo1758: posts the ante 1000
Stepparn: posts the ante 1000
motocross19: posts the ante 1000
Supernut8: posts the ante 1000
7digitloser: posts the ante 1000
capbarrão: posts the ante 1000
deki76: posts the ante 1000
7digitloser: posts small blind 5000
capbarrão: posts big blind 10000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to 7digitloser [Qh 5s]
deki76: folds
Marcorifo: raises 20000 to 30000
SHIM456 said, "stall much"
SHIM456: folds
Jojo1758: folds
Stepparn: folds
motocross19: folds
Supernut8: folds
7digitloser: folds
SHIM456 said, "lol foldaments"
SHIM456 said, "stall for $50"
SHIM456 said, "gogogog"
SHIM456 said, "almost there"
capbarrão said, "yes"
SHIM456 said, "u got it!"
7digitloser said, "now just gotta time the RNG right"
SHIM456 said, "lololol"
Marcorifo said, "3 to go"
7digitloser said, "annnnnd"
Marcorifo said, ""
7digitloser said, "now"
SHIM456 said, "so close"
capbarrão has timed out
capbarrão: folds
Uncalled bet (20000) returned to Marcorifo
capbarrão is sitting out
SHIM456 said, "FOLD LOLOLOL"
capbarrão has returned
Marcorifo collected 34000 from pot
Marcorifo: doesn't show hand
SHIM456 said, "omgomg"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 34000 | Rake 0
Seat 1: Marcorifo collected (34000)
Seat 2: SHIM456 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Jojo1758 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Stepparn folded before Flop (didn't bet)

ended the hand with less than started

woulda been a siiiick scoop.

PokerStars Game #46072566686: Tournament #317010507, $100+$9 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XX (3000/6000) - 2010/06/27 19:35:53 ET
Table '317010507 75' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: KungKroon (197827 in chips)
Seat 2: kirbynator (131862 in chips)
Seat 4: Jun550 (422343 in chips)
Seat 5: sms9231 (138700 in chips)
Seat 6: abeainy (233296 in chips)
Seat 7: xmrwhat (242040 in chips)
Seat 9: bbbbb33 (68352 in chips)
KungKroon: posts the ante 600
kirbynator: posts the ante 600
Jun550: posts the ante 600
sms9231: posts the ante 600
abeainy: posts the ante 600
xmrwhat: posts the ante 600
bbbbb33: posts the ante 600
Jun550: posts small blind 3000
sms9231: posts big blind 6000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to kirbynator [Ks Kd]
abeainy: folds
xmrwhat: folds
bbbbb33: raises 30000 to 36000
KungKroon: raises 161227 to 197227 and is all-in
kirbynator: calls 131262 and is all-in
Jun550: folds
sms9231: folds
bbbbb33: calls 31752 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (65965) returned to KungKroon
*** FLOP *** [Jh 9d 7c]
*** TURN *** [Jh 9d 7c] [Tc]
*** RIVER *** [Jh 9d 7c Tc] [5d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
KungKroon: shows [Td Ad] (a pair of Tens)
kirbynator: shows [Ks Kd] (a pair of Kings)
kirbynator collected 127020 from side pot
bbbbb33: shows [9c 9h] (three of a kind, Nines)
bbbbb33 collected 216456 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 343476 Main pot 216456. Side pot 127020. | Rake 0
Board [Jh 9d 7c Tc 5d]
Seat 1: KungKroon showed [Td Ad] and lost with a pair of Tens
Seat 2: kirbynator (button) showed [Ks Kd] and won (127020) with a pair of Kings
Seat 4: Jun550 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: sms9231 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: abeainy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: xmrwhat folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: bbbbb33 showed [9c 9h] and won (216456) with three of a kind, Nines

and im dead 20th

****off ****ing moron

PokerStars Game #46072794421: Tournament #317010507, $100+$9 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XXI (3500/7000) - 2010/06/27 19:41:44 ET
Table '317010507 75' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 2: kirbynator (145120 in chips)
Seat 4: Jun550 (417543 in chips)
Seat 5: sms9231 (157756 in chips)
Seat 6: abeainy (307861 in chips)
Seat 7: xmrwhat (201140 in chips)
Seat 8: bobbybagpipe (378126 in chips)
Seat 9: bbbbb33 (215500 in chips)
kirbynator: posts the ante 700
Jun550: posts the ante 700
sms9231: posts the ante 700
abeainy: posts the ante 700
xmrwhat: posts the ante 700
bobbybagpipe: posts the ante 700
bbbbb33: posts the ante 700
bobbybagpipe: posts small blind 3500
bbbbb33: posts big blind 7000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to kirbynator [Kc Kh]
kirbynator: raises 8551 to 15551
Jun550: folds
sms9231: folds
abeainy: raises 21448 to 36999
xmrwhat: folds
bobbybagpipe: folds
bbbbb33: folds
kirbynator: raises 107421 to 144420 and is all-in
abeainy: calls 107421
*** FLOP *** [As 8c 5s]
*** TURN *** [As 8c 5s] [Ah]
*** RIVER *** [As 8c 5s Ah] [6h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
kirbynator: shows [Kc Kh] (two pair, Aces and Kings)
abeainy: shows [Ac Qh] (three of a kind, Aces)
abeainy collected 304240 from pot