getting my ass berated in a foreign language right now:


PokerStars Game #22705576425: Tournament #123479716, $200+$15 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (150/300) - 2008/12/07 13:30:25 ET
Table '123479716 456' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: Smash1983 (13075 in chips)
Seat 2: Dunya2 (8500 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 3: Acekill76 (21810 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 4: bonya37 (20650 in chips)
Seat 5: Blackjackag2 (9900 in chips)
Seat 6: Killi777 (8625 in chips)
Seat 7: JK2718 (20830 in chips)
Seat 8: jebozoven (18060 in chips)
Seat 9: vikkyG85 (9000 in chips)
jebozoven: posts small blind 150
vikkyG85: posts big blind 300
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to vikkyG85 [3d 3h]
Smash1983: folds
Dunya2: folds
Acekill76: folds
bonya37: folds
Blackjackag2: folds
Killi777: raises 300 to 600
JK2718: folds
jebozoven: calls 450
vikkyG85: raises 8400 to 9000 and is all-in
Killi777: folds
jebozoven: calls 8400
*** FLOP *** [Jh 5h 2c]
*** TURN *** [Jh 5h 2c] [8h]
*** RIVER *** [Jh 5h 2c 8h] [9d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
jebozoven: shows [Ac Tc] (high card Ace)
vikkyG85: shows [3d 3h] (a pair of Threes)
vikkyG85 collected 18600 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 18600 | Rake 0
Board [Jh 5h 2c 8h 9d]
Seat 1: Smash1983 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Dunya2 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Acekill76 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: bonya37 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Blackjackag2 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Killi777 folded before Flop
Seat 7: JK2718 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: jebozoven (small blind) showed [Ac Tc] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 9: vikkyG85 (big blind) showed [3d 3h] and won (18600) with a pair of Threes

lol, snow owned me/ran like god vs me at the Cake $250k ft last sunday

Sigh for the tshirt so close!

Full Tilt Poker Game #9371548497: $16,500 Guarantee (71464265), Table 3 - 80/160 - No Limit Hold'em - 13:49:11 ET - 2008/12/07
Seat 1: LEADBOOTS (7,925)
Seat 2: shipitobv (11,490)
Seat 3: mick47 (6,402)
Seat 4: MuffBox (7,520)
Seat 5: da_professional (5,765)
Seat 6: DoodleyDonk (9,272)
Seat 7: Tom9112 (2,100)
Seat 8: Chris Wolters (1,546)
Seat 9: Belsebub (3,825)
Tom9112 posts the small blind of 80
Chris Wolters posts the big blind of 160
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to shipitobv [Kd Jd]
Belsebub folds
LEADBOOTS folds
shipitobv raises to 480
mick47 folds
MuffBox folds
da_professional folds
DoodleyDonk folds
Tom9112 folds
Chris Wolters raises to 1,546, and is all in
shipitobv calls 1,066
Chris Wolters shows [As Jc]
shipitobv shows [Kd Jd]
*** FLOP *** [8c Qd Ks]
*** TURN *** [8c Qd Ks] [Ad]
*** RIVER *** [8c Qd Ks Ad] [6h]
Chris Wolters shows a pair of Aces
shipitobv shows a pair of Kings
Chris Wolters wins the pot (3,172) with a pair of Aces
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3,172 | Rake 0
Board: [8c Qd Ks Ad 6h]
Seat 1: LEADBOOTS didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: shipitobv showed [Kd Jd] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 3: mick47 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: MuffBox didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: da_professional didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: DoodleyDonk (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: Tom9112 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 8: Chris Wolters (big blind) showed [As Jc] and won (3,172) with a pair of Aces
Seat 9: Belsebub didn't bet (folded)

donkaments own my soul, if i could just run well one time.

yup that's what i'm doing. i <3 torts.

God, I hate playing against people who minraise in EP. He check/minraised 98o after defending in BB versus me on 944fd and my flush draw didn't get there as we checked it down on brick turn and river. So eff him.

Poker Stars $200+$15 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t200/t400 Blinds - 9 players
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SB: t2728
Hero (BB): t27487
UTG: t6000
UTG+1: t12886
UTG+2: t11568
MP1: t8575
MP2: t34323
CO: t20515
BTN: t15072

Pre Flop: (t600) Hero is BB with J J
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to t800, 4 folds, BTN calls t800, 1 fold, Hero raises to t2400, UTG+1 raises to t12886 all in, 1 fold, Hero calls t10486

Flop: (t26772) 3 K 3 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: (t26772) 2 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t26772) J (2 players - 1 is all in)

IPOKER No Limit Hold'em - 10 players
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Allin0baby (CO): $1620.00
basrouge (BTN): $1730.00
bigbrute66 (SB): $1470.00
thrunder (BB): $1800.00
Hero (UTG): $1430.00
Princeprosperoo (UTG+1): $1470.00
joctarius (UTG+2): $980.00
RotaruB (MP1): $4830.00
DKmortensen (MP2): $1080.00
RippFluid (MP3): $1540.00

Pre Flop: ($45.00) Hero is UTG with J J
Hero raises to $90, 4 folds, RippFluid calls $90, 2 folds, bigbrute66 calls $75, 1 fold

Flop: ($300.00) T 6 2 (3 players)
bigbrute66 bets $90.00, Hero raises to $570, RippFluid folds, bigbrute66 calls $480

Turn: ($1440.00) 6 (2 players)
bigbrute66 bets $810.00, Hero calls $770 all in

River: ($2980.00) T (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $2980.00
bigbrute66 shows T K
bigbrute66 wins $2980.00

Full Tilt Poker The Sunday Brawl No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t20/t40 Blinds - 9 players
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guy61 (UTG+1): t1770
Hero (UTG+2): t3155
Nathan1015 (MP1): t2910
52SPL (MP2): t2495
serbie (CO): t2460
jbs07 (BTN): t6525
spanna (SB): t3000
aksel_fouli (BB): t2835
CThib (UTG): t3530

Pre Flop: (t60) Hero is UTG+2 with A A
2 folds, Hero raises to t120, 4 folds, spanna calls t100, 1 fold

Flop: (t280) 7 6 K (2 players)
spanna checks, Hero bets t220, spanna calls t220

Turn: (t720) T (2 players)
spanna checks, Hero bets t500, spanna calls t500

River: (t1720) Q (2 players)
spanna bets t440, Hero calls t440

Final Pot: t2600
Hero mucks A A
spanna shows Q K (two pair, Kings and Queens)
spanna wins t2600

Poker Stars $100+$9 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t75/t150 Blinds - 9 players
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UTG: t4280
UTG+1: t3210
Hero (UTG+2): t5370
MP1: t4710
MP2: t5110
CO: t2875
BTN: t2492
SB: t8440
BB: t2690

Pre Flop: (t225) Hero is UTG+2 with Q Q
2 folds, Hero raises to t425, 1 fold, MP2 calls t425, 1 fold, BTN raises to t2492 all in, 2 folds, Hero raises to t5370 all in, 1 fold

Flop: (t5634) 4 4 2 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: (t5634) 7 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t5634) K (2 players - 2 are all in)

easy game, huh...

oh, he had KJo

Poker Stars $200+$15 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t400/t800 Blinds - 9 players
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BB: t60946
UTG: t10150
UTG+1: t31023
UTG+2: t25100
MP1: t22000
MP2: t12820
CO: t44701
Hero (BTN): t40573
SB: t12533

Pre Flop: (t1200) Hero is BTN with 3 3
5 folds, CO raises to t2400, Hero raises to t6400, 2 folds, CO calls t4000

Flop: (t14000) 5 4 9 (2 players)
CO checks, Hero bets t8000, CO calls t8000

Turn: (t30000) 5 (2 players)
CO checks, Hero bets t26173 all in, CO calls t26173

River: (t82346) 5 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Lol- Same here, and I'm playing one of my few majors today. Luckboxed a step 4 ticket from step 1 so I'm gonna be in the million hoping to hit big for my 25th bday.

( brag: my trust fund matures tomorrow ahahahahahaha)

nh sir.

oh man, i turn 25 as well. ****ing birthday buddies. trust fund sounds like a pretty good reason to celebrate, enjoy.

been drunk last 3 days :-D I booked off monday/friday on purpose. honestly one tabled a step satellite trashed every night after getting home last few days and managed to win my way through each on (started at step 1). this is gonna be a sick parlay.

Gl bro, and happy birthday matt

Sigh 6th hand into the $163. thoughts? Am I supposed to check riv, I just get barrel crazy early in tourneys.
Full Tilt Poker $50,000 Guarantee No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t10/t20 Blinds - 9 players
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UTG+2: t3020
Hero (MP1): t3000
MP2: t2970
CO: t2970
BTN: t3000
SB: t2980
BB: t3030
UTG: t3000
UTG+1: t3030

Pre Flop: (t30) Hero is MP1 with 5 5
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to t60, 1 fold, Hero calls t60, 5 folds

Flop: (t150) 9 A 4 (2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets t80, UTG+1 calls t80

Turn: (t310) T (2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets t210, UTG+1 calls t210

River: (t730) 6 (2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets t500, UTG+1 calls t500

you do wise getting it in with me tonight

Don't even bet turn, he's never folding. Your line is fine if you had called on the flop, but he c/c, so just give up.

you should bet more on the flop, i like the turn barrel, but i give up on that river after he calls turn

PokerStars Game #22709131352: Tournament #123490061, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (150/300) - 2008/12/07 15:25:17 ET
Table '123490061 499' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Hibbs08 (4393 in chips)
Seat 2: cowboy_740 (2305 in chips)
Seat 3: FLUSHYY (12384 in chips)
Seat 4: Mr Dorey (14143 in chips)
Seat 5: wylke (9526 in chips)
Seat 6: kylmac85 (9715 in chips)
Seat 7: Scary_Tiger (13075 in chips)
Seat 8: bjunks (1073 in chips)
Seat 9: michelle4729 (885 in chips) is sitting out
Hibbs08: posts the ante 25
cowboy_740: posts the ante 25
FLUSHYY: posts the ante 25
Mr Dorey: posts the ante 25
wylke: posts the ante 25
kylmac85: posts the ante 25
Scary_Tiger: posts the ante 25
bjunks: posts the ante 25
michelle4729: posts the ante 25
FLUSHYY: posts small blind 150
Mr Dorey: posts big blind 300
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Scary_Tiger [Ad As]
wylke: folds
kylmac85: folds
Scary_Tiger: raises 450 to 750
bjunks: folds
michelle4729: folds
Hibbs08: folds
cowboy_740: folds
FLUSHYY: folds
Mr Dorey: raises 13368 to 14118 and is all-in
Scary_Tiger: calls 12300 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (1068) returned to Mr Dorey
*** FLOP *** [Qc 4h 8s]
Mr Dorey said, "nh"
*** TURN *** [Qc 4h 8s] [Kd]
*** RIVER *** [Qc 4h 8s Kd] [8c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Mr Dorey: shows [Ks Kh] (a full house, Kings full of Eights)
Scary_Tiger: shows [Ad As] (two pair, Aces and Eights)
Mr Dorey said, "sorry"
Mr Dorey collected 26475 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 26475 | Rake 0
Board [Qc 4h 8s Kd 8c]
Seat 1: Hibbs08 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: cowboy_740 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: FLUSHYY (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: Mr Dorey (big blind) showed [Ks Kh] and won (26475) with a full house, Kings full of Eights
Seat 5: wylke folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: kylmac85 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Scary_Tiger showed [Ad As] and lost with two pair, Aces and Eights
Seat 8: bjunks folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: michelle4729 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Hand isn't complete without the flop nh and river sorry.

lkjsadg;lkjag;lkjdasg;lkjasgdl;jkgd

Full Tilt Poker The Sunday Brawl No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t60/t120 Blinds - 9 players
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SB: t6680
BB: t3270
UTG: t5285
UTG+1: t7500
Hero (UTG+2): t7440
MP1: t2845
MP2: t5290
CO: t7695
BTN: t4185

Pre Flop: (t180) Hero is UTG+2 with A J
2 folds, Hero raises to t360, 3 folds, BTN calls t360, 2 folds

Flop: (t900) T 2 J (2 players)
Hero bets t600, BTN calls t600

Turn: (t2100) 7 (2 players)
Hero bets t1440, BTN raises to t3225 all in, Hero calls t1785

River: (t8550) 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)



Ugh... Brawl.

doomswitched in high buyins for the rest of the day now prob

Poker Stars $50+$5 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t25/t50 Blinds - 9 players
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SB: t4505
Hero (BB): t3479
UTG: t4830
UTG+1: t2370
UTG+2: t4816
MP1: t3050
MP2: t5920
CO: t4807
BTN: t3823

Pre Flop: (t75) Hero is BB with 8 8
1 fold, UTG+1 calls t50, UTG+2 raises to t150, MP1 calls t150, 4 folds, Hero calls t100, 1 fold

Flop: (t525) 8 5 2 (3 players)
Hero checks, UTG+2 bets t150, MP1 calls t150, Hero raises to t550, UTG+2 folds, MP1 calls t400

Turn: (t1775) J (2 players)
Hero bets t1111, MP1 calls t1111

River: (t3997) K (2 players)
Hero bets t1668 all in, MP1 calls t1239 all in

Final Pot: t6475
Hero shows 8 8 (three of a kind, Eights)
MP1 shows 9 A (high card Ace)
Hero wins t6475

Poker Stars $200+$15 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t1250/t2500 Blinds + t250 - 9 players
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CO: t56839
BTN: t27129
SB: t91418
BB: t26638
UTG: t40757
UTG+1: t53827
UTG+2: t38968
MP1: t31769
Hero (MP2): t117568

Pre Flop: (t6000) Hero is MP2 with A 6
4 folds, Hero raises to t6000, CO calls t6000, 3 folds

Flop: (t18000) A 8 J (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets t10000, Hero calls t10000

Turn: (t38000) J (2 players)
Hero checks, CO checks

River: (t38000) 2 (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets t15000, Hero calls t15000



COME THE **** ON. AH.

been running over the table, so he takes a stand


Poker Stars $10+$1 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t75/t150 Blinds - 9 players
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Ballage87 (SB): t3105
Dali85 (BB): t2235
G6Dragon (UTG): t3795
Lord_bliss (UTG+1): t2460
gabbro99 (UTG+2): t7120
Hero (MP1): t9485
nolikeu (MP2): t2970
carby (CO): t5980
hartfishr (BTN): t3805

Pre Flop: (t225) Hero is MP1 with K T
3 folds, Hero raises to t400, 3 folds, Ballage87 calls t325, 1 fold

Flop: (t950) 8 2 Q (2 players)
Ballage87 checks, Hero checks

Turn: (t950) J (2 players)
Ballage87 checks, Hero bets t675, Ballage87 calls t675

River: (t2300) 2 (2 players)
Ballage87 checks, Hero bets t1475, Ballage87 says "?", Ballage87 calls t1475

Final Pot: t5250
Ballage87 shows 8 T (two pair, Eights and Deuces)
Hero shows K T (a pair of Deuces)
Ballage87 wins t5250

Ballage87 said, "hihi"
Ballage87 said, "ye"
Ballage87 said, "call of the century"
Ballage87 said, "monkey"
HERO said, "wat"
Ballage87 said, "call of the century i say again"
HERO said, "preflop was probably the call of the century"
Ballage87 said, "u raise in every second hand man"
Ballage87 said, "ihad a read on u"

lol