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01-29-2010 , 11:00 PM
Goddamnit I have strep throat!! I got it from this girl I've been seeing... U think ud tell someone uve got strep before u sleep with them, eh?

On a brighter note, I talked the doc into giving me vicodine, so I'm chilling on 4 vic playing some addicting games and watching movies :P

You guys should check this game out.. Its like crack!

http://www.addictinggames.com/bloonstowerdefense4.html

... might wanna try the earlier versions first tho
01-29-2010 , 11:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Gramps
Happened to the Jan. 24th people, I was due to go Jan 26th. I didn't get to see Machu Picchu unlike those folks, yet I still think I ran quite well overall.

And speaking of Peru...




And of course, find some donk to shove over your top two with 10 high and ship the motherf**kng win Peter! One time!!!
Is he trying to see if you're balding?
01-30-2010 , 12:18 AM
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Team Jetten

Tom "durrrr" Dwan has just arrived and he's sporting a white t-shirt with the words "Team Jetten" written on it with a Sharpie marker in bold letters. He took a seat up in the bleachers and it seated with with bunch of women all wearing "Team Jetten" shirts and colorful wigs. Each of the shirts also has a saying on the back. Dwan's says "aaaahmazing!" on it.

Every time Jetten scoops a pot, the top two rows filled with his spectators erupt in cheer. Dwan just ordered a bottle of Dom Perignon for the crew as well.
...
01-30-2010 , 12:39 AM
sick life might be getting a bit overused in some spots but... sick life.
01-30-2010 , 12:46 AM
last weekend, i spoke with three people playing the aussie millions main event, and two of them made it to the final table. clearly, dwan is in the bottom 33% of players if that's any indication.
01-30-2010 , 12:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Josem
last weekend, i spoke with three people playing the aussie millions main event, and two of them made it to the final table. clearly, dwan is in the bottom 33% of players if that's any indication.
So what you are saying is, in addition to controlling the boomswitch/doomswitch on stars, you have the power to control live poker when it's in your home country as well? You are quite the magical man.

Spoiler:
Tabsco in corona is still A+ advice only thing that makes it drinkable
01-30-2010 , 12:54 AM
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Originally Posted by smiteme
I have strep throat!!
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I talked the doc into giving me vicodine
Doctors' name and contact information plz, k thx.
01-30-2010 , 12:56 AM
Seriously, how the hell do you get vicodin for strep throat..I used to get strep every other week before I got my tonsils out, wish I knew I could've been getting vicodin for it and I wouldn't have gotten them taken out.
01-30-2010 , 12:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Velocity
So what you are saying is, in addition to controlling the boomswitch/doomswitch on stars, you have the power to control live poker when it's in your home country as well? You are quite the magical man.

Spoiler:
Tabsco in corona is still A+ advice only thing that makes it drinkable
I think it means that I'm much better at knowing good poker players than being a good poker player
01-30-2010 , 01:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Josem
I think it means that I'm much better at knowing good poker players than being a good poker player
If 2p2 still had signatures, I'm pretty sure this would be mine.
01-30-2010 , 01:39 AM
With Gramps sitting in the room, I ran at 16BB/100, so even though he escaped the floods in Macchu Picchu, he is now trapped in Peru
01-30-2010 , 01:53 AM
Bones, your time is gonna come.





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Not saying yours isn't Josem. Stop being so thin skinned.

Last edited by microbet; 01-30-2010 at 02:00 AM.
01-30-2010 , 02:08 AM
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Fifth Bottle

"Tom, Tom, where's the Dom?" said Jonno Pittock, informing us that Tom "durrrr" Dwan and Team Jetten crew is on their fifth bottle of Dom Pérignon. Things could get a little rowdy.
sounds like a lot of fun...
01-30-2010 , 03:41 AM
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Originally Posted by AMT
Doctors' name and contact information plz, k thx.
I bet you could get it from any doctor... U just have to know how to do it right. I didn't just ask him for the vicodine upfront, but I was hoping I could get him to write me a prescription before I left.

He originally just gave me the prescription for penicilin, but I had been talking up how much it hurts when I swallow, and how I couldn't sleep last night because of it, etc etc...

Before I left I asked him what kind of over the counter pain meds I could get because aleve and nyquil had done nothing... Then he starts talking about how he could write me a prescription for steroids or vicodine, but he doesn't know if theyd be necessary. So instead of acting all eager I made up some bs like "I've heard vicodine can be really bad for your liver, would there be any issues with taking it", and after like 5 minutes of conversation like this he says that vicodine would probably be the best thing for me at this point
01-30-2010 , 04:37 AM
well played
01-30-2010 , 05:01 AM
This is pretty amusing: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...0195359AAbcmTA

A woman is worried about her boyfriend playing on PokerStars.... because he might meet another woman and cheat on her.
01-30-2010 , 05:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Josem
This is pretty amusing: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...0195359AAbcmTA

A woman is worried about her boyfriend playing on PokerStars.... because he might meet another woman and cheat on her.
not unreasonable

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54...tables-692222/
01-30-2010 , 05:55 AM
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Originally Posted by bones
this. is. awesome.
01-30-2010 , 05:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Josem
This is pretty amusing: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...0195359AAbcmTA

A woman is worried about her boyfriend playing on PokerStars.... because he might meet another woman and cheat on her.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...8142749AAJ5UsW
01-30-2010 , 09:00 AM
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Originally Posted by buffyslayer1
Dont post so much in STT now that I play MTTs for the most part but...

My wife had our little girl yesterday morning at 9.20am!!! Got to say being in the delivery room was pretty much the single most emtional experience of my life both positive and negative.

I thought I woudl wait a little longer than kevstreet to announce it! IIRC he posted like 2 mins after his was born!!

fwiw unlesss any of you have kids and have seen your wife go through labour, you will have no idea how painful it is. Think of the most painful thing you can double it and now multiply it by 100 and your still not close!
A little late but congrats , yeah been there and 100 times is not even close. If men had babies the human race would be extinct
01-30-2010 , 11:04 AM
apathy finished 5th.

the structure seems to be f***ing sick. srsly. they are still 40bb deep and lost 5 players after almost 12 hours. How can they still think straight?

After 6-7h of live poker i usually start to lose focus and make mistakes i usually wouldn't make - and thats mainly full ring vs. bad players. I can't imagine what i'd do after 12hours of shorthanded play vs. good players for a bunch of money.
01-30-2010 , 01:29 PM
Congats Buffyslayer!!

Thanks Suzz!!
01-30-2010 , 01:49 PM
well done Peter, congrats on the 5th!
01-30-2010 , 02:12 PM
For all you rock 'n roll lovers: http://www.sonicbids.com/epk/epk.aspx?epk_id=117014
It's a band called "the love me nots". Click "audio" and choose one of the tracks, "move in tight" really blew me away
01-30-2010 , 02:13 PM
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Originally Posted by bones
If 2p2 still had signatures, I'm pretty sure this would be mine.
ugh, getting rid of signatures was the best thing 2+2 ever did.
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