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09-20-2011 , 10:38 AM

#651

DirDirDirty

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 3,574

Quote:

Originally Posted by Josem

that's not dust

09-20-2011 , 12:18 PM

#652

AMT

Charlie Brown of MTTs

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 17,745

For those that haven't seen and are interested:

http://www.subjectpoker.com/files/ex..._complaint.pdf (page 4 onwards is new stuff)

http://www.subjectpoker.com/2011/09/ftp-civil-amended/ (Summary)

09-20-2011 , 12:25 PM

#653

Josem

human chemical weapon

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 18,248

sigh

09-20-2011 , 12:50 PM

#654

Deurdy

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 10,646

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirDirDirty

Spoiler:

09-20-2011 , 01:11 PM

#655

flopton

adept

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 1,041

Quote:

Originally Posted by flopton

Hey there's a chart of starting hands made by someone here that I want to find - it's really detailed and has like 6 different ways to rank the hands and a legend to decipher it... Anyone have an idea what I'm talking about and can link the thread??

THanks

I found it, it's a calling chart based on BBs in your stack and shoving ranges. If anyone wants the link give a PM, I think it's from someone in this forum but not sure who.

09-20-2011 , 01:18 PM

#656

Inyaface

banned

Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 4,298

So many thumbs!

09-20-2011 , 02:25 PM

#657

suzzer99

Save the Cheerleader, Save the World

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 100,714

I'd love to see Lederer's ass in jail.

09-20-2011 , 02:33 PM

#658

The Yugoslavian

STTF HUC II Winner

Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 25,216

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inyaface

So many thumbs!

09-20-2011 , 02:41 PM

#659

MadScientist

veteran

Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 2,795

It wouldn't be the first time for him, Suzzer.

09-20-2011 , 03:06 PM

#660

Rusemandingo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 14,067

Its a good thing i wrote my FT money off months ago so finding out they have pennies on the dollar of what they owe players doesnt hurt as much.

Gonna be interesting to see if this helps or hurts the push for IP legislation.

09-20-2011 , 03:48 PM

#661

entim

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 4,004

Where is everyone ITT gonna go after STTs die ?
Would the STTF outlast the STTs?

09-20-2011 , 04:15 PM

#662

Deurdy

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 10,646

Well most here stopped playing STTs a long time ago, so I'd say it's an easy yes.

09-20-2011 , 04:22 PM

#663

AMT

Charlie Brown of MTTs

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 17,745

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deurdy

Well most here stopped playing STTs a long time ago, so I'd say it's an easy yes.

+1. I'd say like 20% of this thread's posting base at absolute most actually still plays STTs. Probably an overestimate. And we all know how much the **** thread means to STTF soooooooo

09-20-2011 , 04:39 PM

#664

movieman2g

Script*****

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 16,938

What the f is an stt?

09-20-2011 , 05:41 PM

#665

NJD77

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 9,542

I thought STTs already had died? If they haven't gimme a shout because cash games pretty much have.

09-20-2011 , 05:44 PM

#666

DirDirDirty

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 3,574

Wait, you guys still play poker?

09-20-2011 , 05:45 PM

#667

MadScientist

veteran

Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 2,795

I mean the STTs at the WSOP will always be there, so there will always be a reason for this forum and the **** thread.

09-20-2011 , 06:22 PM

#668

suzzer99

Save the Cheerleader, Save the World

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 100,714

Quote:

Originally Posted by AMT

+1. I'd say like 20% of this thread's posting base at absolute most actually still plays STTs. Probably an overestimate. And we all know how much the **** thread means to STTF soooooooo

I was until BF. Tiling 17 $40-$100s at a time and really hitting my stride.

09-20-2011 , 06:37 PM

#669

Voyeurism

grinder

Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 468

I still STT a fair bit, although playing more and more 2/3/5/10/20 table sng's as time goes on. I don't make any money though, so not sure if it counts.

Last edited by Voyeurism; 09-20-2011 at 06:38 PM. Reason: mostly I'm here for the science jokes.

09-20-2011 , 06:39 PM

#670

Gramps

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 6,589

Stars come January is going to be even more sick-sick-sick ugly than in recent years past. Most remaining grinders are going to be going for SNE in 2012.

09-20-2011 , 06:58 PM

#671

SlackerMcFly

Poet Laureate

Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 5,186

Micro - I like the choice of your Zapper car.

That VW wagon came with what's called a "Pancake" engine (1600cc ftw). The cooling shroud was mounted horizontally on top of the motor instead of the traditional vertical that you see in older bugs.

Great engine for dune buggies and other off-road applications. Don't sell that motor too cheap! Someone will want to put larger jugs on it to make it the max 2180cc and then vent it with dual .44 ida Weber carbs and open headers, slap it on a bare chassis and go racing, racing, racing!

At least that's what I would do...

09-20-2011 , 07:10 PM

#672

DirDirDirty

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 3,574

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gramps

Stars come January is going to be even more sick-sick-sick ugly than in recent years past. Most remaining grinders are going to be going for SNE in 2012.

Any particular new reason or just because they can?

09-20-2011 , 07:18 PM

#673

Rusemandingo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 14,067

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirDirDirty

Any particular new reason or just because they can?

Since its getting harder to make money from the tables, a lot of people are gonna think the only way to have a decent year is to make SNE. Youll also have a lot of FTP grinders that will have 2012 be their first full year on Stars.

I know i have tentative plans to move to Mexico and go for SNE next year.