d o double rr

someone else has to have something to say

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yfArN-e2OU

repost

imotho

ty for that! ^^

while listening my 66 >AK> A9!


ice cream paint job ftw

hhow does one possess the power to limp/call all in with 4bbs with 95hh and bust JJ?

how exactly does the sun set?

How exactly does the posi-trac rear end on a Plymouth work!?

he seems emo

I failed at starting September positive. I didn't even cash in one tourney, but Iam sure today will be better.

A question to the MTT grinders: How many tourneys you play average per day Excluding weekend?

it
just
does

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4dmgiy9BaM

so ill

i listened to it chess totally prepared to rip it bc jay sucks so bad now but its pretty good. Its still only good mostly bc its a good song originally and bc jay z didnt ruin it. Can Jay z really sell this song? If he can he must have had to pay a lot to steal pretty much that whole song right?

i only listen to real ganstas like doe boy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-CPqI6bnys

um not complaining but does money grow on trees now?

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PokerStars Game #32367796005: Tournament #191370322, $100+$9 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2009/09/02 19:14:01 ET
Table '191370322 15' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: BBOY3110 (2900 in chips)
Seat 2: mrvogt (3000 in chips)
Seat 3: Z06LUVR (2840 in chips)
Seat 4: Mescalin8 (2970 in chips)
Seat 5: GrinderMJ (5970 in chips)
Seat 6: galasdog (2420 in chips)
Seat 7: Wachovia (3300 in chips)
Seat 8: CJ2021 (2645 in chips)
Seat 9: biotop (3955 in chips)
biotop: posts small blind 10
BBOY3110: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to GrinderMJ [3s Th]
mrvogt: folds
Z06LUVR: calls 20
Mescalin8: folds
GrinderMJ: folds
galasdog: folds
Wachovia: raises 80 to 100
CJ2021: folds
biotop: calls 90
BBOY3110: folds
Z06LUVR: calls 80
*** FLOP *** [As 6d 2c]
biotop: checks
Z06LUVR: checks
Wachovia: checks
*** TURN *** [As 6d 2c] [6h]
biotop: checks
Z06LUVR: checks
Wachovia: checks
*** RIVER *** [As 6d 2c 6h] [5h]
biotop: checks
Z06LUVR: bets 200
Wachovia: raises 600 to 800
biotop: folds
Wachovia said, "dude..fold already"
Z06LUVR said, "****"
Z06LUVR: folds
Uncalled bet (600) returned to Wachovia
Wachovia collected 720 from pot
Wachovia said, "geez"

Z06LUVR said, "please s t * * next time sir"
Z06LUVR said, "folded 2s full"
Wachovia said, "and why the hell do you think i'm 4 betting you???"
Wachovia said, "pretty dam obv"
Z06LUVR said, "4 bet?"
Z06LUVR said, "3 bet u mean?"
Wachovia said, "no..i 4 bet you on the river"
Z06LUVR said, "i think i bet u raised river"
Z06LUVR said, "wheres 4 bet?"
Wachovia said, "you bet 200 and i raised to 800..that's a 4 bet"
Wachovia said, "dude..that wasy xyz poker at the 15/30 level and you're running out your time bank!!!"
Z06LUVR said, "hopefully i see u in aruba"
Wachovia said, "LOL"
Wachovia said, "why..you gonna rough me up??LOLOLOL"
GrinderMJ said, "wachovia gonna get the mustache punched off his face"
Wachovia said, "i love these internet tough guys"
Wachovia said, "hillarious"

I doubt this is as funny as I found it at the table but, Wachovia is out to redefine 4 betting, bet you never thought you'd read that sentence.

i bubbled every sat for 6 hrs today

i paid my roommate $10 to pitch me glass mugs and i smashed the **** out of them with a baseball bat. cant wait for wcoop tomorrow