make sure num lock is on

yokohama 20 inch dubs on that bitch

was driving on the motorway earlier today and i was think should i play cash or tourneys, then a van pulled in front of me and stead there for about 80km, there were 3 big letters on the back, MTT, so here i am.

just threw away a lead in a $27 knock out tourney to finish 5th, and had a 4th and 6th in $11 180's earlier, profitable but frustrating

hey if you want to start having fun, insert the names of people who search their names (hi pghfan) into random threads.

no u

My personal hero Gettin Daize would never succumb to such acts of narcissism!

$5000

I'm pretty sure I would scare myself to death if I had no distraction.

But at least they wouldn't have to carry me far!

uh..... lol?



Poker Stars $500+$30 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t50/t100 Blinds + t10 - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

MP: t6799 M = 32.38
CO: t5612 M = 26.72
BTN: t12995 M = 61.88
SB: t25959 M = 123.61
BB: t6738 M = 32.09
Hero (UTG): t9397 M = 44.75

Pre Flop: (t210) Hero is UTG with A K
Hero raises to t300, MP raises to t6789 all in, 4 folds, Hero calls t6489

Flop: (t13788) 3 6 9 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: (t13788) 2 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t13788) Q (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t13788
MP shows J T (high card Queen)
Hero shows A K (high card Ace)
Hero wins t13788

Do you get a chair? If you dont get a chair it's a significantly larger sum of money than if you do imo. Without a chair I'll rock myself backwards and forwards and, I dunno I'd somehow wierd myself out more lol.

In response to the spider question I have severe arachnaphobia, but with the keyword being harmless I could do it for $100. I think all spiders are going to harm me for some reason.

no spiders are harmless. they are all out to get you and will pounce on every opportunity to crawl into your mouth while you are sleeping! never trust an arachnid.

somebody wasn't a fan of Charolette's Web...

i share the arachnophobia, i'm pretty sure i'd do the morgue first for almost any amount, even if it was like 2 or 3-1 in favor of the spiders

this 2nd chance shootout is so ***** stupid why god did i not learn from last time

so stupid for some tables to advance half the people 1st round and some to advance a third, just by luck.

so stupid to have to play 300bbs 3 handed in the middle of a huge session.

so stuoipd to pay 5% of hte field.

how can i not learn why am i in this god this is so dumb so dumb they r snatchin my ppl up

i like it bris320 and i decided lol150bb hu, flipped 2nd hand and i ended up victorious

good god when will I ever win a hand when it's for the chiplead. Kinda lost track after the 10th time this week. ****!

How are The Libertines so good?

booked a last longer with my friend and realized I forgot to reg 3 minutes in, I got his direct left

You people are pussies, dead people and spiders can't hurt you (assuming they're not deadly spiders).
Now if we were talking wasps, then I'd be straight out of the game.

i'll fully admit i'm a pussy when it comes to spiders fwiw

This

Just got a text from a number I don't know saying 'When u gonna come round my house babe? X x'

What's my play?

when you gonna let me tap that?

pics or gtfo?

ask her if she wants to meet up obviously. lead her on etc, those texts are wayyyy too good to not **** with them.

be like sup girl, then text back and forth for a bit and agree to meet up at a public place. Possibly get them to wear something absurd, idk. Be creative!

Well she's got the hottest body, but her attitude is potty
When I met her at a party she was hardly acting naughty
I said "Shorty, Would you call me?"
She said "Pardon me, are you balding?"
I said "Darling, you sound like a prostitute palsey"
Oh so you're one them freaks, get deep at the sight of an ATM receipt
But game been peeped, droppin' names she's weak
Trickin' off this bitch is lost
Must take me for a geek, a quick way to eat
A neat place to sleep, a rent-a-car for a week, a trick for a treat now
Go on the raw sex, my AIDS test is flawless
Regardless, we don't want to get involved with all them lawyers
And judges, just to hold grudges in the courtroom
I wanna see your support bra not support you