yeah , simular to my hand yesterday ( bought PT3 today and lost my HH ) :

24,000 guarantee at FTP
Blinds : 4000/8000
UTG ,Hero: 220,000 (3/16)
Button ,Villian :210,000


Hero: AA

Pre flop : Hero raises to 20,000 , Button calls ,

Flop J , 4 , 4 ( 2 players )

Hero bets 25,000 , Villian raises to 50,000 , Hero shoves , Villian calls

Turn :J

River : 9


Villian shows : A , Q and won

difference between ur and my Hand :
I was in better shape Pre than U ,
U were more ahead then me , when most of the T$ went in ,
I got rivered: (

this mighta tilted me almost as much as anything this month.....

looked up shaun deeb on full tilt and saw a list of about 20 tourneys

you realize half those tournys havent started yet

hahahah yessssss

If there's anything more embarassing than going 0/8 in live tournaments in New Orleans (1/8 making it to the antes) which is full of just the worst players you'll ever see, let me know. Yeah, the structures really suck, there's a ton of variance in tourneys, blah blah blah, but ffs how can anyone who's even played poker before do so badly?

I hate internet poker.

Full Tilt Poker $3 + $0.30 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t40/t80 Blinds - 6 players
2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked

pnara2008 (BTN): t11782
clement78 (SB): t7382
Hero (BB): t4040
Smurfy_Lizzle (UTG): t2355
Lindworm (MP): t5581
pda8181 (CO): t7200

Pre Flop: Hero is BB with 4 8
Smurfy_Lizzle raises to t2355 all in, 3 folds, clement78 calls t2315, Hero raises to t4040 all in, clement78 calls t1685

Flop: (t10435) 3 K 8

Turn: (t10435) 8

River: (t10435) 4




in a day full of losing flushes to higher flushes etc..... i did this i dont feel bad either ive tilted off 100 bucks tyo randoms all day

back to back

Poker Stars $55+$5 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t300/t600 Blinds - 6 players
2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked

Hero (BTN): t6041
SB: t4275
BB: t2340
UTG: t2850
MP: t11544
CO: t7048

Pre Flop: Hero is BTN with Q A
UTG raises to t1200, 2 folds, Hero raises to t5400, 2 folds, UTG calls t1600 all in

Flop: (t6800) K 7 3 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: (t6800) 4 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t6800) 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)





Poker Stars $55+$5 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t300/t600 Blinds - 6 players
2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked

Hero (CO): t3191
BTN: t3925
SB: t1690
BB: t6800
UTG: t11494
MP: t6998

Pre Flop: Hero is CO with A Q
UTG raises to t1675, 1 fold, Hero raises to t3141 all in, 3 folds, UTG calls t1466

Flop: (t7482) J 6 A (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: (t7482) T (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t7482) 2 (2 players - 1 is all in)

PokerStars Game #17498495257: Tournament #87718701, $615+$35 Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2008/05/17 - 16:32:44 (ET)
Table '87718701 5' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 2: TravestyFund (7950 in chips)
Seat 3: sanotel111 (17280 in chips)
Seat 4: TheFitGuy (12931 in chips)
Seat 5: Danfra (10622 in chips)
Seat 6: ASPoker8 (3708 in chips)
Seat 7: Octavian_C (16801 in chips)
Seat 8: JayPez (4267 in chips)
Seat 9: HelmetSky (9614 in chips)
TravestyFund: posts small blind 100
sanotel111: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ASPoker8 [Ad Ks]
TheFitGuy: folds
Danfra: folds
ASPoker8: raises 367 to 567
Octavian_C: folds
JayPez: folds
HelmetSky: folds
TravestyFund: folds
sanotel111: raises 16713 to 17280 and is all-in
ASPoker8: calls 3141 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (13572) returned to sanotel111
*** FLOP *** [Jh Kh 6c]
*** TURN *** [Jh Kh 6c] [6d]
*** RIVER *** [Jh Kh 6c 6d] [3d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
sanotel111: shows [6s As] (three of a kind, Sixes)
ASPoker8: shows [Ad Ks] (two pair, Kings and Sixes)
sanotel111 collected 7516 from pot

$650 WSOP Sat

I run SO SICK ON STARS

europeans are stupid, and wtf why is shaundeeb at my 12/180s

PokerStars Game #17501913606: Tournament #88191083, $50+$5 Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (150/300) - 2008/05/17 - 19:19:29 (ET)
Table '88191083 11' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: PrinceTendee (4483 in chips)
Seat 2: billywestom (14010 in chips)
Seat 3: 50zip (17270 in chips)
Seat 4: sirrich111 (17459 in chips)
Seat 5: jalla79 (21445 in chips)
Seat 6: ASPoker8 (8086 in chips)
Seat 8: viebu (13655 in chips)
Seat 9: ejigjkfhfgj (7285 in chips)
PrinceTendee: posts the ante 25
billywestom: posts the ante 25
50zip: posts the ante 25
sirrich111: posts the ante 25
jalla79: posts the ante 25
ASPoker8: posts the ante 25
viebu: posts the ante 25
ejigjkfhfgj: posts the ante 25
50zip: posts small blind 150
sirrich111: posts big blind 300
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ASPoker8 [As Kc]
jalla79: folds
ASPoker8: raises 489 to 789
viebu: folds
ejigjkfhfgj: folds
PrinceTendee: folds
billywestom: calls 789
50zip: folds
sirrich111: calls 489
*** FLOP *** [5d Kd Ah]
sirrich111: checks
ASPoker8: bets 1600
billywestom: folds
sirrich111: raises 15045 to 16645 and is all-in
ASPoker8: calls 5672 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (9373) returned to sirrich111
*** TURN *** [5d Kd Ah] [Jd]
*** RIVER *** [5d Kd Ah Jd] [8d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
sirrich111: shows [Td Ac] (a flush, King high)
ASPoker8: shows [As Kc] (two pair, Aces and Kings)
sirrich111 collected 17261 from pot


PLEASE SHOW ME SOMEONE WHO RUNS WORSE THAN ME, esp on stars

update: I hate shaundeeb

i think hes goin for weekly tlb

Full Tilt Poker Game #6457004215: $35,000 Guarantee (48414269), Table 29 - 30/60 - No Limit Hold'em - 19:57:39 ET - 2008/05/17
Seat 1: homyak (5,865)
Seat 2: maxflicks (6,401)
Seat 3: vUoNg2o (7,430)
Seat 4: CLGROC (5,555)
Seat 5: ProbBluffingYou (4,110)
Seat 6: likandoo (4,189)
Seat 7: shavednready (2,155)
Seat 8: B4TheFlop (2,515)
Seat 9: vegie_1999 (1,975)
homyak posts the small blind of 30
maxflicks posts the big blind of 60
The button is in seat #9
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ProbBluffingYou [Kh Kd]
vUoNg2o calls 60
CLGROC has 15 seconds left to act
CLGROC folds
ProbBluffingYou raises to 280
likandoo raises to 800
shavednready folds
B4TheFlop folds
vegie_1999 has 15 seconds left to act
vegie_1999 folds
homyak folds
maxflicks folds
vUoNg2o calls 740
ProbBluffingYou has 15 seconds left to act
ProbBluffingYou raises to 4,110, and is all in
likandoo has 15 seconds left to act
likandoo has requested TIME
likandoo raises to 4,189, and is all in
vUoNg2o folds
likandoo shows [As Kc]
ProbBluffingYou shows [Kh Kd]
vUoNg2o: omg
Uncalled bet of 79 returned to likandoo
*** FLOP *** [Ts 9h Th]
*** TURN *** [Ts 9h Th] [Ad]
*** RIVER *** [Ts 9h Th Ad] [9c]
likandoo shows two pair, Aces and Tens
ProbBluffingYou shows two pair, Kings and Tens
likandoo wins the pot (9,110) with two pair, Aces and Tens
ProbBluffingYou stands up

i'm going to continue spamming this thread today so i dont tilt

WHY DO I AUTOLOSE?1?1

Full Tilt Poker Game #6458689069: $22,000 Guarantee (Rebuy) (48421307), Table 8 - 100/200 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:18:32 ET - 2008/05/17
Seat 1: caMeZat (1,870)
Seat 2: ChrisInNYC (4,950)
Seat 3: ProbBluffingYou (11,904)
Seat 4: bclussman (10,080)
Seat 5: ZIDANE1313 (12,860)
Seat 6: tedsfishfry (6,745)
Seat 8: ASnatchA (4,760)
Seat 9: jesseja777 (19,456)
ProbBluffingYou posts the small blind of 100
bclussman posts the big blind of 200
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ProbBluffingYou [Ac As]
ZIDANE1313 folds
tedsfishfry has 15 seconds left to act
tedsfishfry folds
ASnatchA folds
jesseja777 has 15 seconds left to act
jesseja777 is sitting out
jesseja777 has timed out
jesseja777 folds
jesseja777 has returned
caMeZat folds
ChrisInNYC raises to 400
ProbBluffingYou raises to 1,200
bclussman folds
ChrisInNYC calls 800
*** FLOP *** [5c Jd 4c]
ProbBluffingYou bets 1,500
ChrisInNYC calls 1,500
*** TURN *** [5c Jd 4c] [2c]
ProbBluffingYou bets 3,200
ChrisInNYC calls 2,250, and is all in
ProbBluffingYou shows [Ac As]
ChrisInNYC shows [Ah 3h]
Uncalled bet of 950 returned to ProbBluffingYou
*** RIVER *** [5c Jd 4c 2c] [Td]
ProbBluffingYou shows a pair of Aces
ChrisInNYC shows a straight, Five high
ChrisInNYC wins the pot (10,100) with a straight, Five high

just wow

yep, I was about to say he missed it, but he's 15 tabling stars and they're all live for the weekly tlb. good luck yo

bubbled fuper again, gonna make it a nightly thing i do imo

hey guys my laptops bringness button that was the uparron with the function key has stopped working. when my computers not plugged in the brightness won't go up even though the thing comes up and the bar goes up/down depending on what I hit. Where else can I adjust it besides the quickset?

I went to power meters and set it to be on full brightness when not plugged in but that didnt work either.

control panel
Power options
Edit plan settings
On Battery full brightness

I restarted and that fixed it now the reg button works again weird

Full Tilt Poker $14,000 Guarantee No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t30/t60 Blinds - 6 players
2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked

SB: t8550
BB: t2985
UTG: t2810
Hero (MP): t3520
CO: t1640
BTN: t8810

Pre Flop: Hero is MP with A A
UTG raises to t180, Hero calls t180, 1 fold, BTN calls t180, SB raises to t1200, 1 fold, UTG raises to t2810 all in, Hero raises to t3520 all in, BTN calls t3340, SB raises to t8550 all in, BTN calls t5030

Flop: (t23490) 2 7 3

Turn: (t23490) 2

River: (t23490) 9

(2:55:26 PM) Nath: i just used the "russian/scandinavian" tell
(2:55:28 PM) Nath: to great success
(2:55:46 PM) Nath: just a $55
(2:55:47 PM) Nath: but
(2:55:51 PM) Nath: limper, i raise 4x with 99
(2:55:53 PM) Nath: (and 27x total)
(2:56:00 PM) Nath: he makes it 11x from BB
(2:56:00 PM) Nath: er
(2:56:01 PM) Nath: SB
(2:56:03 PM) Nath: i'm like "****"
(2:56:09 PM) Nath: then i'm like "wait a minute"
(2:56:13 PM) Nath: check his loc
(2:56:15 PM) Nath: "sevastopol"
(2:56:18 PM) Nath: "oh ok ship it"
(2:56:21 PM) Nath: he has 64s

guess where the squeezer was from in this hand

Full Tilt Poker Game #6468265459: $24,000 Guarantee (48485717), Table 17 - 200/400 Ante 50 - No Limit Hold'em - 16:06:37 ET - 2008/05/18
Seat 1: Pirayan (6,291)
Seat 2: ExCaliubur (23,788)
Seat 3: SatG (6,480)
Seat 4: masshie (13,142)
Seat 5: fissehans (6,310)
Seat 6: mistaflush (11,402)
Seat 7: ChipnaChrrrr (23,666)
Seat 8: stanman420 (7,030)
Seat 9: fhoffmanusa (11,810)
Pirayan antes 50
ExCaliubur antes 50
SatG antes 50
masshie antes 50
fissehans antes 50
mistaflush antes 50
ChipnaChrrrr antes 50
stanman420 antes 50
fhoffmanusa antes 50
ExCaliubur posts the small blind of 200
SatG posts the big blind of 400
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ChipnaChrrrr [Ks Js]
masshie folds
fissehans folds
mistaflush raises to 1,200
ChipnaChrrrr calls 1,200
stanman420 folds
fhoffmanusa folds
Pirayan raises to 6,241, and is all in
ExCaliubur folds
SatG has 15 seconds left to act
SatG folds
mistaflush has 15 seconds left to act
mistaflush folds
ChipnaChrrrr has 15 seconds left to act
ChipnaChrrrr calls 5,041
Pirayan shows [3s 8c]
ChipnaChrrrr shows [Ks Js]
*** FLOP *** [4s 5h 8s]
*** TURN *** [4s 5h 8s] [6s]
*** RIVER *** [4s 5h 8s 6s] [Ad]
Pirayan shows a pair of Eights
ChipnaChrrrr shows a flush, King high
ChipnaChrrrr wins the pot (14,732) with a flush, King high
Pirayan stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 14,732 | Rake 0
Board: [4s 5h 8s 6s Ad]
Seat 1: Pirayan (button) showed [3s 8c] and lost with a pair of Eights
Seat 2: ExCaliubur (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: SatG (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: masshie folded before the Flop
Seat 5: fissehans folded before the Flop
Seat 6: mistaflush folded before the Flop
Seat 7: ChipnaChrrrr showed [Ks Js] and won (14,732) with a flush, King high
Seat 8: stanman420 folded before the Flop
Seat 9: fhoffmanusa folded before the Flop

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, **** this game

Full Tilt Poker Game #6469721965: $40,000 Guarantee (48661606), Table 62 - 250/500 Ante 50 - No Limit Hold'em - 17:55:28 ET - 2008/05/18
Seat 1: eztoH (17,047)
Seat 2: BrickDragon (3,420)
Seat 3: DrOfDonkology (15,674)
Seat 4: DoobMan420 (11,784)
Seat 5: ChipnaChrrrr (13,972)
Seat 6: MattSuspect (22,631)
Seat 7: BUBBLESftt (9,681)
Seat 8: tnnsstar (7,300)
eztoH antes 50
BrickDragon antes 50
DrOfDonkology antes 50
DoobMan420 antes 50
ChipnaChrrrr antes 50
MattSuspect antes 50
BUBBLESftt antes 50
tnnsstar antes 50
DoobMan420 posts the small blind of 250
ChipnaChrrrr posts the big blind of 500
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ChipnaChrrrr [Kc Kh]
MattSuspect: srry still learning
MattSuspect folds
BUBBLESftt folds
tnnsstar raises to 7,250, and is all in
eztoH calls 7,250
BrickDragon folds
DrOfDonkology folds
DoobMan420 folds
ChipnaChrrrr raises to 13,922, and is all in
eztoH calls 6,672
ChipnaChrrrr shows [Kc Kh]
tnnsstar shows [Tc 8h]
eztoH shows [Qc Qh]
*** FLOP *** [Qd 4c 8c]
*** TURN *** [Qd 4c 8c] [2h]
*** RIVER *** [Qd 4c 8c 2h] [9d]
ChipnaChrrrr shows a pair of Kings
eztoH shows three of a kind, Queens
eztoH wins the side pot (13,344) with three of a kind, Queens
tnnsstar shows a pair of Eights
eztoH wins the main pot (22,400) with three of a kind, Queens
tnnsstar stands up
ChipnaChrrrr stands up
JohnyCashOut2 sits down
JohnyCashOut2 adds 6,566
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 35,744 Main pot 22,400. Side pot 13,344. | Rake 0
Board: [Qd 4c 8c 2h 9d]
Seat 1: eztoH showed [Qc Qh] and won (35,744) with three of a kind, Queens
Seat 2: BrickDragon folded before the Flop
Seat 3: DrOfDonkology (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: DoobMan420 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: ChipnaChrrrr (big blind) showed [Kc Kh] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 6: MattSuspect folded before the Flop
Seat 7: BUBBLESftt folded before the Flop
Seat 8: tnnsstar showed [Tc 8h] and lost with a pair of Eights

Phil Hellmuth is playing on the UGOTPZD account in the $5200fo:


UGOTPZD: stars is a ****ing joek