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05-20-2011 , 06:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ShowUthExit
the girl crying at the end about not being able to accomplish her goals bothers me, I mean if it's that important then move. Also Bond being part of it is cool but it doesn't look that great otherwise

meh
Prob won't move because of her kid, THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
05-20-2011 , 06:03 PM
def not rugby lol
05-20-2011 , 06:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ShowUthExit
the girl crying at the end about not being able to accomplish her goals bothers me, I mean if it's that important then move. Also Bond being part of it is cool but it doesn't look that great otherwise

meh
her goal was to win the USACOOP main dont be a dick
05-20-2011 , 06:06 PM
She'll have more time for laundry now anyway.
05-20-2011 , 06:24 PM
45 people playing for second in the $5k FLHE.
05-20-2011 , 06:27 PM
damn, that buyin is worth more than your reputation, right?
05-20-2011 , 06:29 PM
    Full Tilt, $5/$10 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 2 Players
    Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #9507292

    Hero (SB): $3,162 (316.2 bb)
    BB: $3,030.50 (303.1 bb)

    Preflop: Hero is SB with T 8
    Hero raises to $30, BB raises to $100, Hero calls $70

    Flop: ($200) 6 T 5 (2 players)
    BB bets $125, Hero raises to $350, BB raises to $715, Hero raises to $3,062 and is all-in, BB calls $2,215.50 and is all-in


    BB showed 2 2 and lost (-$3,030.50 net)



    Get the Flash Player to use the Hold'em Manager Replayer.




    Was looking through PT3 for nostalgia purposes and found my favorite poker hand of all time. Ahh the good ol' days...
    05-20-2011 , 06:30 PM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by cjmcculley
    had a falafel for the first time Tuesday. it was great. more tomorrow.
    One of the tastiest things EVER!!!!!
    05-20-2011 , 07:24 PM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by CompleteDonk
      Full Tilt, $5/$10 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 2 Players
      Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #9507292

      Hero (SB): $3,162 (316.2 bb)
      BB: $3,030.50 (303.1 bb)

      Preflop: Hero is SB with T 8
      Hero raises to $30, BB raises to $100, Hero calls $70

      Flop: ($200) 6 T 5 (2 players)
      BB bets $125, Hero raises to $350, BB raises to $715, Hero raises to $3,062 and is all-in, BB calls $2,215.50 and is all-in


      BB showed 2 2 and lost (-$3,030.50 net)



      Get the Flash Player to use the Hold'em Manager Replayer.




      Was looking through PT3 for nostalgia purposes and found my favorite poker hand of all time. Ahh the good ol' days...
      Euro sites tho
      05-20-2011 , 07:36 PM
      http://weaktight.com/360087

      my favorite hand of all time if we're getting nostalgic in this bitch.

      still look at this hand from time to time when i need a pickmeup
      05-20-2011 , 07:45 PM
      lol the slowdown to the ****ing fbi message just evoked such terrible emotions from the 15th that i had momentarily suppressed....

      holy fucjing ****ing ****.

      yes i'm still living in a walking ****ing nightmare....i need a gun.
      05-20-2011 , 07:52 PM
      u complain even more than me and its not even gf related stuff munk. fyl
      05-20-2011 , 08:04 PM
      lol i just don't post that **** on the internet obi

      have some standards



      i cried after i saw that ****ing fbi notice on that youtube lol...
      05-20-2011 , 08:09 PM
      I thought that bit was pretty sad, still pretty amazed by it all coming out of the blue. Will be interesting to see whats going on in 5 years, if yank players are grinding online again and its a blip in the road, or if they're working in maccy d's.

      Someone needs to buy up a village somewhere and get a mttc takeover.
      05-20-2011 , 08:21 PM
      One of my favorite old school hands :

      PokerStars, $600/1200 NO Limit Texas Holdem Tournament, 8 Players
      Hand Converter by Pokerhand.org

      Board:
      JAANSGOENL (CO): $44,283
      HustlerGrune (Button): $7,960
      weddy82 (SB): $23,084
      THAY3R (BB): $33,413
      Joyita77 (UTG): $147,415
      DrGarbonzo (UTG+1): $26,641
      icufish (MP1): $33,892
      gustavctba (MP2): $39,126

      Dealt to THAY3R Qc 4d

      Pre-flop:
      Joyita77 calls $1,200
      DrGarbonzo calls $1,200
      icufish calls $1,200
      gustavctba calls $1,200
      JAANSGOENL calls $1,200
      (2 folds)
      THAY3R raises to $6,800
      Joyita77 calls $5,600
      DrGarbonzo calls $5,600
      (1 folds)
      gustavctba calls $5,600
      (1 folds)

      Flop: ($31,400) 5s Ad Tc (4 Players)
      THAY3R checks
      Joyita77 bets $3,600
      (2 folds)
      THAY3R raises to $26,488 and is all-in
      (1 folds)
      THAY3R returns $22,888

      Results:
      THAY3R wins $38,400
      THAY3R Showed Qc 4d


      That was the origin of the GREEN QUEEN, and it may look like I was just raffin but I was in the zone and the UTG limper was a 1 star and I was very confident with my play throughout the hand plus I had 2 backdoor straight draws
      05-20-2011 , 08:50 PM
      Quote:
      Originally Posted by ShowUthExit
      the girl crying at the end about not being able to accomplish her goals bothers me, I mean if it's that important then move. Also Bond being part of it is cool but it doesn't look that great otherwise

      meh
      To each their own but I think this is pretty damn interesting.Then again I've always lived vicariously through guys like Bond and Devo so maybe I'm biased.
      05-20-2011 , 08:58 PM
      The sight of that FBI banner sent a shiver down my spine

      Wish it would be released sooner though
      05-20-2011 , 09:42 PM
      moffo47 [observer]: gl bakincookies and inormajean, true heroes of the modern world


      hof
      05-20-2011 , 10:43 PM
      got 7th in NLO8 SCOOP-M after having massive CL with 11 left. bubbled a seat into the 5200PLO AAxx<KKxx, got 35th in 215cubed SCOOP....gotta learn how to not choke
      05-20-2011 , 11:19 PM
      Quote:
      Originally Posted by desperad0oo7
      This Rugby or Australian football? players seem too skinny for rugby

      has got to be one of the most ******ed tackles in history of sports.
      Aussie Rules Football, looks like they were both going for the ball though!
      Also cookies, don't believe anything moffo says.
      05-21-2011 , 12:07 AM
      [05:06:02] ProdigyXII - Cory Desmond: thoughts on p90x?
      [05:06:07] Tim R: who?

      Poker players make me lol
      05-21-2011 , 12:28 AM
      Quote:
      Originally Posted by The Bear Jew
      http://weaktight.com/360087

      my favorite hand of all time if we're getting nostalgic in this bitch.

      still look at this hand from time to time when i need a pickmeup
      i didnt evn have to click on the link, knew it had to be the townsend CiB hand.
      05-21-2011 , 01:59 AM
      just finished Friday Night Lights, gotta choose what I'm gonna watch next. Prob between True Blood, The Wire (most likely), deadwood, and Breaking Bad. Help me choose.

      Last edited by TheChamp11; 05-21-2011 at 02:00 AM. Reason: or give me another suggestion
      05-21-2011 , 02:03 AM
      depends on what you want for your next show.

      if you want the best of those series, its the wire.
      05-21-2011 , 02:15 AM
      I really liked the last two shows I watched, Veronica Mars and FNL. Both HS dramas so I guess I like that kind of show.

      I'm a TV fish and don't really know what any of the ones I listed are about, just heard they were good.

            
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