FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU busted from the Ongame highroller final table for a two-outer:

No Limit Holdem Tournament
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7 Players
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Stacks:
UTG Hero (113k)
UTG+1 benz-one (318k)
MP CounterspeII (199k)
CO kirb18x (102k)
BTN muskman (65k)
SB Feanor99 (147k)
BB Eman-Resu (206k)

Blinds: 2k/4k Ante 400

Pre-Flop: (8.8k, 7 players) Hero is UTG 10 10
Hero raises to 8.3k, benz-one calls 8.3k, 4 folds, Eman-Resu calls 4.3k

Flop: 6 3 10 (30k, 3 players)
Eman-Resu checks, Hero checks, benz-one bets 30k, Eman-Resu folds, Hero goes all-in 104k, benz-one calls 74k

Turn: 8 (239k, 2 players, 1 all-in)

River: K (239k, 2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: 239k
Hero shows
10 10
benz-one shows
K K

benz-one wins 239k (net +125k)

Eman-Resu lost 8.7k
Hero lost 113k


gogogo

games aren't dead yet, boys!

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CO: t3030 101 BBs
BTN: t2955 98.50 BBs
Hero (SB): t2970 99 BBs
BB: t3264 108.80 BBs
UTG: t3000 100 BBs
UTG+1: t2781 92.70 BBs
UTG+2: t3000 100 BBs
MP1: t3000 100 BBs
MP2: t3000 100 BBs

Pre Flop: (t45) Hero is SB with Q Q
2 folds, UTG+2 raises to t120, 1 fold, MP2 calls t120, 1 fold, BTN calls t120, Hero raises to t530, BB raises to t3264 all in, UTG+2 calls t2880 all in, 1 fold, BTN calls t2835 all in, Hero calls t2440 all in

Flop: (t12045) 5 3 A (4 players - 4 are all in)

Turn: (t12045) 6 (4 players - 4 are all in)

River: (t12045) 4 (4 players - 4 are all in)

Misclicks FTW...
Gay he had like the 1 hand that cd snap me off.
He srsly musta jizzed in his pants when i bet lol.


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BTN: t8817 M = 13.67
SB: t38310 M = 59.40
BB: t45182 M = 70.05
UTG: t4515 M = 7
UTG+1: t5050 M = 7.83
UTG+2: t29764 M = 46.15
MP1: t12905 M = 20.01
Hero (MP2): t35547 M = 55.11
CO: t15517 M = 24.06

Pre Flop: (t645) Hero is MP2 with A 6
4 folds, Hero raises to t705, CO calls t705, 3 folds

Flop: (t2055) 9 K 9 (2 players)
Hero bets t13445, CO raises to t14787 all in, Hero calls t1342

Turn: (t31629) 3 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t31629) 5 (2 players - 1 is all in)

After one month of swearing and beats I won my first tournament in ages just a few hours into February! No 3rd, no 2nd, FIRST! Welcome February!

congratsssss ^

Was 4/48 in ftp mtts before somehow lucksacking a couple more cashes for a higher cash rate...now I start 0/10...weeeee. Small damn sample but pretty ****ing annoying.

from earlier in the spew thread:


aaaaand i won the beast!

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BTN/SB: t2236808 M = 31.95
Hero (BB): t2669692 M = 38.14

Pre Flop: (t70000) Hero is BB with T T
BTN/SB raises to t80000, Hero raises to t215600, BTN/SB calls t135600

Flop: (t441200) 5 Q 9 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB checks

Turn: (t441200) T (2 players)
Hero bets t231700, BTN/SB requests TIME, BTN/SB calls t231700

River: (t904600) 9 (2 players)
Hero requests TIME, Hero checks, BTN/SB requests TIME, BTN/SB bets t626475, Hero requests TIME, Hero raises to t2217392 all in, BTN/SB calls t1158033 all in

Final Pot: t4473616
BTN/SB mucks 4 A
Hero shows T T (a full house, Tens full of Nines)
Hero wins t4473616

Such a sick river, such a sick hand heads up^

Some guy with 50BBs decided to 4b/call it off with A9s in a rly bad ICM spot 3-handed in a 30r.

Poker Stars $30+$3 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t2500/t5000 Blinds + t500 - 3 players
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SB: t119345 M = 13.26
Hero (BB): t402551 M = 44.73
BTN: t239604 M = 26.62

Pre Flop: (t9000) Hero is BB with 8 8
BTN raises to t10855, 1 fold, Hero raises to t31000, BTN raises to t62985, Hero raises to t402051 all in, BTN calls t176119 all in

Flop: (t482208) K A Q (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: (t482208) J (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t482208) 7 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t482208
Hero shows 8 8 (a pair of Eights)
BTN shows A 9 (a pair of Aces)
BTN wins t482208

can't find the HH's but shipped the $8rebuy 2x turbeax luckfest today wooooooot

ran
so
pure

screw mtts, i'm gonna grind sngs for a living!

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MP1: t8374 M = 54.73
MP2: t5037 M = 32.92
CO: t7414 M = 48.46
BTN: t7432 M = 48.58
Hero (SB): t14865 M = 97.16
BB: t6108 M = 39.92
UTG: t3331 M = 21.77
UTG+1: t1808 M = 11.82
UTG+2: t5717 M = 37.37

Pre Flop: (t153) Hero is SB with T T
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to t120, UTG+2 calls t120, 3 folds, BTN calls t120, Hero calls t90, BB calls t60

Flop: (t663) K T T (5 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, UTG+1 bets t180, UTG+2 calls t180, BTN calls t180, Hero calls t180, BB folds

Turn: (t1383) 4 (4 players)
Hero checks, UTG+1 checks, UTG+2 checks, BTN bets t300, Hero calls t300, UTG+1 calls t300, UTG+2 raises to t1200, BTN folds, Hero raises to t14558 all in, UTG+1 folds, UTG+2 calls t4210 all in

River: (t12803) 9 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t12803
Hero shows T T (four of a kind, Tens)
UTG+2 shows J Q (a straight flush, King high)
UTG+2 wins t12803

ah **** it

CAN AK BEAT KQ ONE TIME PLEASE.

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UTG+1: t4878 M = 8.71
MP1: t9503 M = 16.97
MP2: t5475 M = 9.78
Hero (CO): t26815 M = 47.88
BTN: t15130 M = 27.02
SB: t11896 M = 21.24
BB: t15722 M = 28.07
UTG: t12573 M = 22.45

Pre Flop: (t560) Hero is CO with 8 9
4 folds, Hero raises to t520, 2 folds, BB raises to t1399, Hero calls t879

Flop: (t3118) 8 T Q (2 players)
BB bets t1899, Hero calls t1899

Turn: (t6916) K (2 players)
BB bets t2999, Hero calls t2999

River: (t12914) 7 (2 players)
BB bets t4999, Hero calls t4999

Final Pot: t22912
Hero shows 8 9 (a pair of Eights)
BB shows 4 2 (King Queen high)
Hero wins t22912


Bad call?

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Hero (MP2): t74373 M = 17.71
CO: t24087 M = 5.74
BTN: t109955 M = 26.18
SB: t106938 M = 25.46
BB: t43492 M = 10.36
UTG: t46655 M = 11.11
UTG+1: t28180 M = 6.71
UTG+2: t36656 M = 8.73
MP1: t35884 M = 8.54

Pre Flop: (t4200) Hero is MP2 with K Q
UTG calls t1600, 3 folds, Hero raises to t4800, 4 folds, UTG calls t3200

Flop: (t13800) 7 K 5 (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets t8000, UTG raises to t20800, Hero calls t12800

Turn: (t55400) 8 (2 players)
UTG bets t20855 all in, Hero calls t20855

River: (t97110) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t97110
Hero shows K Q (a pair of Kings)
UTG shows 9 9 (a straight, Nine high)
UTG wins t97110

got 2 4ths this month, was pretty livid about the last one but i laddered so f'ing well in the 100 rebuy turbo on sunday for 16k and im happy. not to mention i have strep throat and i really shouldnt be spending any time on a computer, but i was bored not playing friday/sat/majority of sunday and i degen'd my way into more profit!

I had no idea Q8 of diamonds was so powerful....


Poker Stars $10+$1 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t50/t100 Blinds - 9 players
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BB: t5008 50.08 BBs
UTG: t6705 67.05 BBs
Hero (UTG+1): t5455 54.55 BBs
UTG+2: t1920 19.20 BBs
MP1: t7700 77 BBs
MP2: t5775 57.75 BBs
CO: t7400 74 BBs
BTN: t14390 143.90 BBs
SB: t1827 18.27 BBs

Pre Flop: (t150) Hero is UTG+1 with K K
1 fold, Hero raises to t300, 1 fold, MP1 calls t300, 3 folds, SB raises to t1827 all in, 1 fold, Hero raises to t5455 all in, 1 fold

Flop: (t4054) 5 J T (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: (t4054) A (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t4054) 9 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t4054
Hero shows K K (a pair of Kings)
SB shows 8 Q (a straight, Eight to Queen)
SB wins t4054



Poker Stars $5.00+$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t250/t500 Blinds + t60 - 9 players
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MP2: t17208 M = 13.34
CO: t35717 M = 27.69
BTN: t28062 M = 21.75
Hero (SB): t9944 M = 7.71
BB: t34992 M = 27.13
UTG: t3366 M = 2.61
UTG+1: t10699 M = 8.29
UTG+2: t9413 M = 7.30
MP1: t46345 M = 35.93

Pre Flop: (t1290) Hero is SB with J J
3 folds, MP1 calls t500, 2 folds, BTN calls t500, Hero raises to t9884 all in, 1 fold, MP1 calls t9384, 1 fold

Flop: (t21308) 9 J T (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: (t21308) 2 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t21308) 3 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t21308
Hero shows J J (three of a kind, Jacks)
MP1 shows 8 Q (a straight, Eight to Queen)
MP1 wins t21308

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Hero (BTN/SB): t202210 M = 26.61
BB: t229790 M = 30.24

Pre Flop: (t7600) Hero is BTN/SB with A 7
Hero raises to t8400, BB raises to t20000, Hero calls t11600

Flop: (t41600) 3 4 6 (2 players)
BB bets t35000, Hero calls t35000

Turn: (t111600) 7 (2 players)
BB bets t75000, Hero raises to t146410 all in, BB calls t71410

River: (t404420) 9 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t404420
Hero shows A 7 (a pair of Sevens)
BB shows 9 K (a pair of Nines)
BB wins t404420

I won a tournament today! That would be a brag!
The beat is that there are no titties to rub the $$$ right now other than my own.
The variance is that its 5AM and all I wanted to do was play a few turbos

vn score qazikm, and gl with ze titties

ughhhhh 4ft's today and only one i could close was the gheyest of them all, 9th 9th 6th in the others.....oh and 13th in the 20cubed bahhhhhhhh fml

still trying to harness the spew obv

Man wtf. 1st day on my own in a long time.

Last tournament of the day.

This is for 10th

Poker Stars $8.00+$0.80 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t20000/t40000 Blinds + t5000 - 5 players
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CO: t638586 M = 7.51
BTN: t451598 M = 5.31
SB: t835206 M = 9.83
Hero (BB): t339670 M = 4.00
UTG: t512542 M = 6.03

Pre Flop: (t85000) Hero is BB with K A
3 folds, SB raises to t120000, Hero raises to t334670 all in, SB calls t214670

Flop: (t694340) K 8 7 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: (t694340) Q (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t694340) J (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t694340
SB shows A T (a straight, Ten to Ace)
Hero shows K A (a pair of Kings)
SB wins t694340

Seriously so annoyed right now. How do I lose on that flop

fuuuuuuuuuuu

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UTG+1: t3535 117.83 BBs
UTG+2: t2980 99.33 BBs
MP1: t2955 98.50 BBs
MP2: t3075 102.50 BBs
Hero (CO): t3020 100.67 BBs
BTN: t2880 96 BBs
SB: t2710 90.33 BBs
BB: t2880 96 BBs
UTG: t2965 98.83 BBs

Pre Flop: (t45) Hero is CO with K K
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to t90, 1 fold, MP1 raises to t210, 1 fold, Hero raises to t495, 2 folds, BB requests TIME, 2 folds, MP1 calls t285

Flop: (t1125) 2 4 5 (2 players)
MP1 checks, Hero bets t580, MP1 calls t580

Turn: (t2285) 3 (2 players)
MP1 bets t1665, Hero folds

i got 3rd in a ub tourney, that was fun