Why didn't I think of that?

I always say no because I actually would feel like a douche if I declined when I was a big stack and agreed when I was a shortstack.

it's not douchey to agree to chops that are good for you and reject chops that are bad for you.

i say no because if we paid the bubble's bubble, we'd have to pay the bubble's bubble's bubble, and the bubble's bubble's bubble's bubble, and then we might as well all **** off and wager play money

The second live mtt I ever played they wanted to pay the bubble spot some $.

I was such a live noob (shaky hands etc), but I didn't back down.

Guy straight said to me, "away from the table, I will shake your hand....but i really hope u ****ing bust."

I have learnt you have to nip it in the bud early, as soon as you hear of that kind of talk just speak up and tell them it's not happening. Don't let them all agree and then be like....nahhh. That is unless you are a complete bauce.

heard on the radio the other day, some crazy bltch burned down another
girls house cause she unfriended her.

i got a new tv and it's a 3d TV which is cool, the problem is there is barely anything to watch that's 3d. the 3d blu ray of avatar is $150 new lololol

i got a new moustache, it's also 3d

Haven't shaved this month. A bit reticent to crop it up to a pedo stache.

Prob already been posted around here but it's new to me. Most heart-warming copyright infringement I've seen in a while:

17th in party major and 34th in the million

i don't get it?

any of it, i don't get whats happening in the cartoon or why it's been posted here

I didn't get it either, but I didn't want to say incase I was the only one.

Calvin from noted comic strip Calvin and Hobbes has a daughter, (nick)names her Bacon (get it?), gifts her the stuffed tiger from his childhood, kindling her imagination and passing on the robust inner life he led as a child.

i feel bad for people that werent exposed to calvin and hobbes

I just did something extremely odd even by my standards..

I was walking home from the grocery store. I was approaching this random guy, looked extremely ordinary. As I got closer the urge came over me to say hello. As he came within arms reach I blurted out, "yo man, can I get a dollar??". I have no clue why. I didnt need and I've never asked a stranger for a single dime outside of charity fund raising. He quickly asserted he had nothing on him. I urged him to reconsider because I was already too deep in whatever I was subconsciously doing. He turned around a few seconds after I asked for the 3rd time, reversing his direction, he turns to hand me a 5 spot. I laughed and told him I was jk. He laughed and said I did a good job. Outside of the clothes I was wearing I pulled off the begger better than as if I were the real thing. His only suggestion was that next time I try begging for money for food to not have so many groceries in my hands.

lol begging for fun, sounds like a profitable hobby

lol wtf??

i guess its pretty easy to upload youtoobs with this iphone thing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pG7Wts60jz0

KITTAYSSSS

a 45 second vid of some pussies gettin licked. no ty

zima, you start cashing wsop main events then you talk to me bro

This is awesome.

I've been berated for this many times. Usually means you are playing an extremely high-value event. <3 EPT 300 turbos. I once caused an event that started a Day 2 at 2 P.M. to play until 5 A.M. becasue I wouldn;t give up $$ on the bubble which lasted for about 3 hours. I was playign on <3 hours sleep too but had pounded so many red bulls I was in La-La Land. The guy giving em the most **** tried to challenged me to HU4Rollz too, I responded in the positive as long as we played TD and tilted him even more. He then r/f 77 with like 12bbs to me and claimed 77 when I had 77.

this happens in almost every commerce or bike tournament. my life has been threatened on numerous occasions for not paying the bubble in 200 and 300 dollar mtts. lolz

not so subtle brags ITT