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11-15-2009 , 12:50 AM
Sigh 9th for no money i come 9th and 3rd @ 85% of the fts I play and today was no excepiton
11-15-2009 , 02:39 AM
Fruit flies means there's food around somewhere, probably fruit.

Are you sure you know what a fruit fly is? There's another fairly common little fly called a drain fly. Are they coming from a bathroom?
11-15-2009 , 02:43 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by blackize
Anyone know how to get rid of fruit flies? There's no food in my office for them to feed on afaik so I don't know where they're coming from or how they're reproducing without food, but these ****ers have seriously cost me thousands in tilt the last few days.
I had an issue with Coronas and the limes in them stored on my deck drove me nuts trying to figure where they came from.
11-15-2009 , 03:10 AM
Hmmm they could be drain flies as there have been a few of them in the bathroom for a few days. No idea where they're coming from. The first time I noticed them was in the kitchen, but pretty shortly there were some everywhere. The largest concentration I've seen was on a window sill in a bedroom upstairs.
11-15-2009 , 03:18 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by blackize
There are a bunch of things that supposedly work but I've been having limited success with them.

I have fly strips up. And while this catches a good number of them there are always more. I have cedar oil spray that kills them pretty quick but you have to actually hunt them down and spray them.

Basically I'm looking for traps, sprays, bombs that people know do a good job from experience.
http://ezinearticles.com/?How-To-Get...-Trap&id=87041

we always used a paper cone going down into a jar when we made them, but if the plastic wrap works thats even easier. the idea does work though.
11-15-2009 , 03:20 AM

Last edited by ducatiboy; 11-15-2009 at 03:21 AM. Reason: GONNA BE HOT IN SYDNEY TOMORROW (MONDAY 16 NOV)
11-15-2009 , 03:42 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by blackize
Hmmm they could be drain flies as there have been a few of them in the bathroom for a few days. No idea where they're coming from. The first time I noticed them was in the kitchen, but pretty shortly there were some everywhere. The largest concentration I've seen was on a window sill in a bedroom upstairs.
Food, it's always food. Clean the kitchen from top to bottom and they'll go away.
11-15-2009 , 03:43 AM
Is there any kind of setting that stops PS from stealing focus when you're trying to chat or make a note? Drives me nuts.
11-15-2009 , 03:53 AM
you mean something like "options > advanced multi table options > (uncheck) "pop up table whenever user action is required"."

I don't even play on PS and I know about this. c'mon suhzerrr
11-15-2009 , 03:55 AM
you're in sydney?

why do you not pm me/visit me?

11-15-2009 , 04:14 AM
Micro - We had a neighbor like that when I was a teen.

Our solution was to sneak into his driveway late one night and remove all of the bolts that held the transmission to the engine. We also removed all of the bolts from the drive-shaft fore and aft.

Then we climbed a tree and waited for him to leave for work. He was an early riser.

About 6:30am, Mr. Kronke got in his car, fired up the engine and put the Chevy in reverse. Lol. The tranny and drive-shaft literally fell out with a bang when he released the clutch. The entire drive train crapped out. He just sat there revving the engine and switching gears, etc. Funny stuff imo.

I'm pretty sure he heard us giggling our asses off in the tree accross the street. They moved a week later.......

Muhaaahhaaaahaaaa. Kronke was a donkey! Even as kids, we knew how to keep the riff-raff out of our 'hood.
11-15-2009 , 04:48 AM
the pokerstars focus stealing is easily the most annoying 'feature' of the software
11-15-2009 , 04:54 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by blackize
Anyone know how to get rid of fruit flies? There's no food in my office for them to feed on afaik so I don't know where they're coming from or how they're reproducing without food, but these ****ers have seriously cost me thousands in tilt the last few days.
i've been through this nightmare

you need to make sure there is no standing water anywhere nearby, they cant breed without water

clean every spot of every surface coz they can dump their eggs anywhere, and they take a week to hatch, so even if you think you got rid of them you might not have

get a dish with soapy water and a slice of apple, they should land on it and die

fly spray, fill the room full of poison and close the door and leave it for some hours, air the place out before you go back in.

electric zappers which attract / kill the little buggers and also the sticky strips that you can hang up to catch them.
11-15-2009 , 05:43 AM
More suzzer josem chat fun for your amusement. I swear he typed that whole thing in like 1:30. No idea how. At first I thought he was cutting and pasting the actual dialog, then I started reading it. Pretty impressive imo.


[01:02] suzzer99: lol 60s 9 mans are so sucky right now
[01:02] suzzer99: but 225s are so good
[01:02] josem: hmmm
[01:02] josem: ironic, really
[01:02] suzzer99: dontcha think?
[01:03] josem: yep
[01:03] suzzer99: somewhere between rain on your wedding day
[01:04] suzzer99: and black fly in your chardonnay
[01:20] josem: I see what you did there
[01:20] suzzer99: nothing gets past you
[01:20] josem: i'm like the colonel jessup of online poker
[01:21] josem: you need me on that wall
[01:21] suzzer99: DID YOU ORDER THE CODE RED????
[01:21] josem: so it is good that nothing gets past me
[01:21] suzzer99: ANSWER THE QUESTION
[01:23] josem: I'll answer the question. You want answers?
[01:23] suzzer99: I want the truth
[01:23] josem: You can't handle the truth!
[01:23] suzzer99: So I will ask again...
[01:23] suzzer99: did you order the code red?
[01:24] josem: Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Suzzer99? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for your Ace-Queen, and you curse the River. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that your hand, while tragic, probably saved money; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves money.
[01:25] josem: You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about in BBV, you want me on that wall -- you need me on that wall.
[01:25] josem: We use words like "variance," "long run," "suck out." We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a 2p2 post.
[01:26] josem: I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps funded by the integrity of the very games that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it.
11-15-2009 , 05:44 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Josem
you're in sydney?

why do you not pm me/visit me?

11-15-2009 , 05:59 AM
11-15-2009 , 09:18 AM
Wow, that's a lot of Josem win on this page!
11-15-2009 , 09:37 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by suzzer99
More suzzer josem chat fun for your amusement. I swear he typed that whole thing in like 1:30. No idea how. At first I thought he was cutting and pasting the actual dialog, then I started reading it. Pretty impressive imo.


[01:02] suzzer99: lol 60s 9 mans are so sucky right now
[01:02] suzzer99: but 225s are so good
[01:02] josem: hmmm
[01:02] josem: ironic, really
[01:02] suzzer99: dontcha think?
[01:03] josem: yep
[01:03] suzzer99: somewhere between rain on your wedding day
[01:04] suzzer99: and black fly in your chardonnay
[01:20] josem: I see what you did there
[01:20] suzzer99: nothing gets past you
[01:20] josem: i'm like the colonel jessup of online poker
[01:21] josem: you need me on that wall
[01:21] suzzer99: DID YOU ORDER THE CODE RED????
[01:21] josem: so it is good that nothing gets past me
[01:21] suzzer99: ANSWER THE QUESTION
[01:23] josem: I'll answer the question. You want answers?
[01:23] suzzer99: I want the truth
[01:23] josem: You can't handle the truth!
[01:23] suzzer99: So I will ask again...
[01:23] suzzer99: did you order the code red?
[01:24] josem: Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Suzzer99? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for your Ace-Queen, and you curse the River. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that your hand, while tragic, probably saved money; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves money.
[01:25] josem: You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about in BBV, you want me on that wall -- you need me on that wall.
[01:25] josem: We use words like "variance," "long run," "suck out." We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a 2p2 post.
[01:26] josem: I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps funded by the integrity of the very games that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it.
Absolute gold!

I ***** love that film.
11-15-2009 , 09:47 AM
^^^^^^ This is why Josem could never work for Full Tilt.

11-15-2009 , 09:52 AM
11-15-2009 , 09:56 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by suzzer99
Is there any kind of setting that stops PS from stealing focus when you're trying to chat or make a note? Drives me nuts.
Yes, but then your tables won't pop up when there's action required on them.

Options >> Advanced Multi table options >> Popup table whenever user action is required
11-15-2009 , 10:07 AM




11-15-2009 , 10:55 AM
for them who want popup table but not focus stealing, try
http://overcards.com/wiki/moin.cgi/KeyboardRedirect
11-15-2009 , 01:38 PM
Yo fiddy, are you ******ed?

      
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