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04-07-2011 , 12:11 AM
winner winner
04-07-2011 , 12:12 AM
grats slick
04-07-2011 , 12:13 AM
chicken dinnerrrrrrrrrrrr
04-07-2011 , 12:56 AM
feels good to win something been a while even tho its small. Lost heads up for a main event seat too, would have been nice to ship that.
04-07-2011 , 01:08 AM
I am pet-sitting at my Mom's place while she is away on business and I am ****ing bored out of my mind. Someone please link me to some sort of awesome website or something that I can kill some time with until I am tired and can sleep.
04-07-2011 , 01:10 AM
just look at the dog

all you can do, is just look at it

Last edited by pageh656; 04-07-2011 at 01:14 AM. Reason: what is this a pony?
04-07-2011 , 01:11 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by nobosox
I am pet-sitting at my Mom's place while she is away on business and I am ****ing bored out of my mind. Someone please link me to some sort of awesome website or something that I can kill some time with until I am tired and can sleep.
wanna write my essay?

jk, this could be entertaining for a while
04-07-2011 , 01:20 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TheChamp11
wanna write my essay?

jk, this could be entertaining for a while
lot of win there.

In all honesty, I am a world class paper writer (graduated with a degree in History so I wrote like 11billion papers) but I already put in my time, and I hope to never write another paper for the rest of my life. Good luck though.

Last edited by nobosox; 04-07-2011 at 01:22 AM. Reason: goddamn that chick is hot, **** cristiano ronaldo and his charmed existence
04-07-2011 , 01:23 AM
http://www.foddy.net/GIRP.html

kept me entertained for at least an hour.

Last edited by ProBoyMagic; 04-07-2011 at 01:25 AM. Reason: relinking from previous page i think.
04-07-2011 , 01:26 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ProBoyMagic
http://www.foddy.net/GIRP.html

kept me entertained for at least an hour.
yes this is awesome, I beat it last week.
04-07-2011 , 01:26 AM
wait what?

PokerStars Game #60451650568: Tournament #415011173, $100+$9 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XI (125/250) - 2011/04/07 1:04:59 ET
Table '415011173 7' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: PokerXFactr (4395 in chips)
Seat 2: JMaster130 (5755 in chips)
Seat 3: daskalos20 (11360 in chips)
Seat 4: stankee1 (9542 in chips)
Seat 5: APD0290 (30420 in chips)
Seat 6: ruhsvball (7571 in chips)
Seat 7: 23noraB (7433 in chips)
Seat 8: Jymaster11 (3155 in chips)
Seat 9: daPHUNNIEman (7645 in chips)
PokerXFactr: posts the ante 30
JMaster130: posts the ante 30
daskalos20: posts the ante 30
stankee1: posts the ante 30
APD0290: posts the ante 30
ruhsvball: posts the ante 30
23noraB: posts the ante 30
Jymaster11: posts the ante 30
daPHUNNIEman: posts the ante 30
JMaster130: posts small blind 125
daskalos20: posts big blind 250
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to PokerXFactr [8c Tc]
stankee1: folds
APD0290: folds
ruhsvball: folds
23noraB: raises 250 to 500
Jymaster11: folds
daPHUNNIEman: folds
PokerXFactr: raises 3865 to 4365 and is all-in
JMaster130: folds
daskalos20: raises 3865 to 8230
23noraB: folds
Uncalled bet (3865) returned to daskalos20
*** FLOP *** [3d Ah Qh]
*** TURN *** [3d Ah Qh] [9s]
*** RIVER *** [3d Ah Qh 9s] [3s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
daskalos20: shows [Kc Qs] (two pair, Queens and Threes)
PokerXFactr: shows [8c Tc] (a pair of Threes)
daskalos20 collected 9625 from pot
PokerXFactr finished the tournament in 96th place
*** SUMMARY ***
04-07-2011 , 01:32 AM
If you watch “21” backwards, its about these young adults getting killed at the blackjack tables until they decide to go to college.
04-07-2011 , 01:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mrussel2k1
wait what?

PokerStars Game #60451650568: Tournament #415011173, $100+$9 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XI (125/250) - 2011/04/07 1:04:59 ET
Table '415011173 7' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: PokerXFactr (4395 in chips)
Seat 2: JMaster130 (5755 in chips)
Seat 3: daskalos20 (11360 in chips)
Seat 4: stankee1 (9542 in chips)
Seat 5: APD0290 (30420 in chips)
Seat 6: ruhsvball (7571 in chips)
Seat 7: 23noraB (7433 in chips)
Seat 8: Jymaster11 (3155 in chips)
Seat 9: daPHUNNIEman (7645 in chips)
PokerXFactr: posts the ante 30
JMaster130: posts the ante 30
daskalos20: posts the ante 30
stankee1: posts the ante 30
APD0290: posts the ante 30
ruhsvball: posts the ante 30
23noraB: posts the ante 30
Jymaster11: posts the ante 30
daPHUNNIEman: posts the ante 30
JMaster130: posts small blind 125
daskalos20: posts big blind 250
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to PokerXFactr [8c Tc]
stankee1: folds
APD0290: folds
ruhsvball: folds
23noraB: raises 250 to 500
Jymaster11: folds
daPHUNNIEman: folds
PokerXFactr: raises 3865 to 4365 and is all-in
JMaster130: folds
daskalos20: raises 3865 to 8230
23noraB: folds
Uncalled bet (3865) returned to daskalos20
*** FLOP *** [3d Ah Qh]
*** TURN *** [3d Ah Qh] [9s]
*** RIVER *** [3d Ah Qh 9s] [3s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
daskalos20: shows [Kc Qs] (two pair, Queens and Threes)
PokerXFactr: shows [8c Tc] (a pair of Threes)
daskalos20 collected 9625 from pot
PokerXFactr finished the tournament in 96th place
*** SUMMARY ***
lul owned
04-07-2011 , 01:35 AM
if you watch jaws backwards its about a shark that throws up people until they open a beach.
04-07-2011 , 01:55 AM
****in hiccups, how do they work
04-07-2011 , 02:04 AM
**** you lactose intolerance, going to sit in my shower for an hour or so brb
04-07-2011 , 02:08 AM
wow, that is terrible!
04-07-2011 , 03:18 AM
was surfing youtube and i found some vids i totally forgot about. if anyone remembers a show on (i think) MTV where 3 guys would 'rap' famous plays/movies/etc in 2 minutes, i think it was called scratch and burn..

Hamlet
Godfather
Shawshank (by different guys)

edit: it's probably best if you're familiar the actual work so that it doesn't get spoiled and you can actually understand it, lol.

Last edited by ProBoyMagic; 04-07-2011 at 03:29 AM.
04-07-2011 , 03:33 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mrussel2k1
wait what?

PokerStars Game #60451650568: Tournament #415011173, $100+$9 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XI (125/250) - 2011/04/07 1:04:59 ET
Table '415011173 7' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: PokerXFactr (4395 in chips)
Seat 2: JMaster130 (5755 in chips)
Seat 3: daskalos20 (11360 in chips)
Seat 4: stankee1 (9542 in chips)
Seat 5: APD0290 (30420 in chips)
Seat 6: ruhsvball (7571 in chips)
Seat 7: 23noraB (7433 in chips)
Seat 8: Jymaster11 (3155 in chips)
Seat 9: daPHUNNIEman (7645 in chips)
PokerXFactr: posts the ante 30
JMaster130: posts the ante 30
daskalos20: posts the ante 30
stankee1: posts the ante 30
APD0290: posts the ante 30
ruhsvball: posts the ante 30
23noraB: posts the ante 30
Jymaster11: posts the ante 30
daPHUNNIEman: posts the ante 30
JMaster130: posts small blind 125
daskalos20: posts big blind 250
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to PokerXFactr [8c Tc]
stankee1: folds
APD0290: folds
ruhsvball: folds
23noraB: raises 250 to 500
Jymaster11: folds
daPHUNNIEman: folds
PokerXFactr: raises 3865 to 4365 and is all-in
JMaster130: folds
daskalos20: raises 3865 to 8230
23noraB: folds
Uncalled bet (3865) returned to daskalos20
*** FLOP *** [3d Ah Qh]
*** TURN *** [3d Ah Qh] [9s]
*** RIVER *** [3d Ah Qh 9s] [3s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
daskalos20: shows [Kc Qs] (two pair, Queens and Threes)
PokerXFactr: shows [8c Tc] (a pair of Threes)
daskalos20 collected 9625 from pot
PokerXFactr finished the tournament in 96th place
*** SUMMARY ***
I don't get why you are posting this?
04-07-2011 , 03:36 AM
OK, so I'm pretty much done with the paper and it's only 6 pages long. I literally can't think of another thing to write. I thikn im just gonna hand it in as is and try to talk to my prof at his next office hours or something.. I seriously don't understand how anyone's gonna get 10 pages outta this. Sigh.

wug thoughts?
04-07-2011 , 03:42 AM
make sure you explain all of your points thoroughly and provide lots of detail
04-07-2011 , 03:44 AM
been hudding life in a pretty large/annoying depression but just won the fuper for 24k. Off lifetilt!
04-07-2011 , 03:48 AM
grats isux.

champ, what's ur paper on?

      
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