To make it more infuriating, afterwards the guy talked about how great a call it was. GFY, you ****ing ******.

Poker Stars $10+$1 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t100/t200 Blinds - 9 players
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UTG+1: t12130 M = 40.43
UTG+2: t4235 M = 14.12
MP1: t16190 M = 53.97
Hero (MP2): t5284 M = 17.61
CO: t10053 M = 33.51
BTN: t16135 M = 53.78
SB: t20946 M = 69.82
BB: t9910 M = 33.03
UTG: t4060 M = 13.53

Pre Flop: (t300) Hero is MP2 with J K
4 folds, Hero raises to t600, 1 fold, BTN calls t600, 1 fold, BB calls t400

Flop: (t1900) 6 2 J (3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t1200, BTN calls t1200, BB folds

Turn: (t4300) K (2 players)
Hero bets t3484 all in, BTN calls t3484

River: (t11268) Q (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t11268
Hero shows J K (two pair, Kings and Jacks)
BTN shows K Q (two pair, Kings and Queens)
BTN wins t11268

How often do you get three people to call your all-in while holding the 3rd nuts? And imagine how much damage I would have done to my desk if one of the draws had hit...

Poker Stars $5.00+$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t20/t40 Blinds - 9 players
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UTG+2: t7000 M = 116.67
Hero (MP1): t3630 M = 60.50
MP2: t2500 M = 41.67
CO: t9380 M = 156.33
BTN: t2480 M = 41.33
SB: t4715 M = 78.58
BB: t2750 M = 45.83
UTG: t2500 M = 41.67
UTG+1: t2500 M = 41.67

Pre Flop: (t60) Hero is MP1 with T T
UTG calls t40, 1 fold, UTG+2 calls t40, Hero raises to t200, MP2 calls t200, 2 folds, SB calls t180, 1 fold, UTG calls t160, UTG+2 calls t160

Flop: (t1040) 7 T 8 (5 players)
SB bets t520, UTG calls t520, UTG+2 calls t520, Hero raises to t3430 all in, MP2 calls t2300 all in, SB raises to t4515 all in, UTG calls t1780 all in, UTG+2 folds

Turn: (t13020) 3 (4 players - 4 are all in)

River: (t13020) 5 (4 players - 4 are all in)

Final Pot: t13020
Hero shows T T (three of a kind, Tens)
MP2 shows 8 J (a pair of Eights)
SB shows 7 7 (three of a kind, Sevens)
UTG shows 6 Q (high card Queen)
Hero wins t2260
Hero wins t10760

Extracting value with quads - not. Come on, buddy, put me on a bluff and make that hero call...

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SB: t9205 M = 76.71
Hero (BB): t19225 M = 160.21
UTG: t2250 M = 18.75
UTG+1: t24830 M = 206.92
UTG+2: t10080 M = 84
MP1: t2860 M = 23.83
MP2: t4960 M = 41.33
CO: t22210 M = 185.08
BTN: t1965 M = 16.38

Pre Flop: (t120) Hero is BB with 8 8
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to t320, 5 folds, SB calls t280, Hero calls t240

Flop: (t960) 8 4 J (3 players)
SB bets t80, Hero raises to t560, UTG+1 calls t560, SB folds

Turn: (t2160) 8 (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG+1 bets t880, Hero raises to t2720, UTG+1 calls t1840

River: (t7600) A (2 players)
Hero bets t15625 all in, UTG+1 folds

Final Pot: t7600
Hero shows 8 8 (four of a kind, Eights)
Hero wins t7600

great read rewarded

or not

Poker Stars $50+$5 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t75/t150 Blinds - 6 players
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rjmcfalls (BTN): t5125 M = 22.78
Fiskebas (SB): t6955 M = 30.91
fetonzio (BB): t2650 M = 11.78
Dead_Eye777 (UTG): t7496 M = 33.32
grac (MP): t8940 M = 39.73
Hero (CO): t4125 M = 18.33

Pre Flop: (t225) Hero is CO with T A
1 fold, grac raises to t450, Hero calls t450, rjmcfalls calls t450, 1 fold, fetonzio raises to t2650 all in, 1 fold, Hero raises to t4125 all in, 1 fold

Flop: (t6275) K 3 Q (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: (t6275) 6 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t6275) 5 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t6275
fetonzio shows A 3 (a pair of Threes)
Hero shows T A (high card Ace)
fetonzio wins t6275

also posted as a strat thread but ughghghghghgh

Poker Stars $5.00+$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t75/t150 Blinds + t20 - 9 players
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mrdonkey68 (BTN): t20429 M = 50.44
elimin8tor_7 (SB): t8795 M = 21.72
tbethsyd (BB): t14995 M = 37.02
flyfisher59 (UTG): t11782 M = 29.09
mickey dove (UTG+1): t7930 M = 19.58
nutinyoeye (UTG+2): t8760 M = 21.63
TripleOOO's (MP1): t18260 M = 45.09
12eeDe12 (MP2): t7980 M = 19.70
Hero (CO): t10860 M = 26.81

Pre Flop: (t405) Hero is CO with K J
5 folds, Hero raises to t400, 2 folds, tbethsyd calls t250

Flop: (t1055) 6 9 K (2 players)
tbethsyd checks, Hero bets t625, tbethsyd calls t625

Turn: (t2305) 5 (2 players)
tbethsyd checks, Hero checks

River: (t2305) 9 (2 players)
tbethsyd bets t2305, Hero calls t2305

Final Pot: t6915
tbethsyd shows 9 Q (three of a kind, Nines)
Hero mucks K J
tbethsyd wins t6915

Yeah, always hard to tell if that kind of bet is the nuts or some spewtards bluff line...hence my shove with the 88 earlier, hoping to get pegged as a spewtard and called off light.

just another race but is his play correct??

no clue anymore

Poker Stars $10+$1 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t300/t600 Blinds + t50 - 8 players
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cgiordano38 (BB): t16475 M = 12.67
asdf78 (UTG): t34302 M = 26.39
AndrewB (UTG+1): t26555 M = 20.43
estokador (MP1): t14125 M = 10.87
bkpam (MP2): t46383 M = 35.68
Hero (CO): t12437 M = 9.57
kristianjb (BTN): t15380 M = 11.83
cjk1986 (SB): t8135 M = 6.26

Pre Flop: (t1300) Hero is CO with 6 6
4 folds, Hero raises to t12387 all in, kristianjb calls t12387, 2 folds

Flop: (t26074) 4 2 T (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: (t26074) 9 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t26074) 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t26074
Hero shows 6 6 (a pair of Sixes)
kristianjb shows K T (a pair of Tens)
kristianjb wins t26074

IMHO it's not.

**** YOU DONKEY! AND **** YOU POKERSTARS! I WAIT HOW MANY HOURS TO PICK UP KK AND YOU REWARD THE FIRST ****ING DONKEY WHO DECIDES TO SHOVE HIS ****ING ACE ****ING TEN ****ING OFFSUIT?!? ****ING PIECE OF ****ING ****!

Poker Stars $5.00+$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t250/t500 Blinds + t60 - 9 players
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BTN: t28344 M = 21.97
SB: t12727 M = 9.87
BB: t3246 M = 2.52
UTG: t28392 M = 22.01
UTG+1: t24492 M = 18.99
UTG+2: t24586 M = 19.06
MP1: t21668 M = 16.80
Hero (MP2): t25465 M = 19.74
CO: t9195 M = 7.13

Pre Flop: (t1290) Hero is MP2 with K K
3 folds, MP1 calls t500, Hero raises to t1900, 1 fold, BTN calls t1900, SB raises to t12667 all in, 2 folds, Hero raises to t25405 all in, 1 fold

Flop: (t28774) 6 3 2 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: (t28774) A (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t28774) 5 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t28774
SB shows T A (a pair of Aces)
Hero shows K K (a pair of Kings)
SB wins t28774

Just...just...FML. Really. I'm ****ing depressed now.

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CO: t44726 M = 17.89
Hero (BTN): t35662 M = 14.26
SB: t27474 M = 10.99
BB: t35057 M = 14.02
UTG: t43129 M = 17.25
UTG+1: t32742 M = 13.10
MP1: t70976 M = 28.39
MP2: t32938 M = 13.18

Pre Flop: (t2500) Hero is BTN with 6 6
UTG raises to t2600, 4 folds, Hero calls t2600, SB calls t2100, 1 fold

Flop: (t9800) Q 6 5 (3 players)
SB checks, UTG bets t3000, Hero raises to t9000, SB folds, UTG calls t6000

Turn: (t27800) 4 (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets t19999, UTG raises to t31404 all in, Hero calls t3938 all in

River: (t75674) K (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t75674
Hero shows 6 6 (three of a kind, Sixes)
UTG shows 8 7 (a straight, Four to Eight)
UTG wins t75674

[ ] pokering is fun
[X] beat...no booze I feel like drinking in the house

getting tired of this

every $27 and $55 Stars???

really

is it necessary?

Poker Stars $25.00+$2.50 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t100/t200 Blinds + t25 - 8 players
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ZBuilderBob (CO): t1010 M = 2.02
ZEKE1000 (BTN): t5025 M = 10.05
Hero (SB): t4956 M = 9.91
fanatk (BB): t3355 M = 6.71
F00LzRUSHin (UTG): t1707 M = 3.41
TB0neHer (UTG+1): t1895 M = 3.79
GraveDanger3 (MP1): t3860 M = 7.72
betorrun (MP2): t2910 M = 5.82

Pre Flop: (t500) Hero is SB with A K
5 folds, ZEKE1000 calls t200, Hero raises to t4931 all in, fanatk calls t3130 all in, 1 fold

Flop: (t7060) 6 Q 5 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: (t7060) 2 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t7060) 3 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t7060
Hero shows A K (high card Ace)
fanatk shows A 4 (a straight, Deuce to Six)
fanatk wins t7060

Nut no pair ftw. Weee


Poker Stars $20+$2 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t17500/t35000 Blinds + t4375 - 2 players
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BB: t1064192 M = 17.37
Hero (BTN/SB): t1866808 M = 30.48

Pre Flop: (t61250) Hero is BTN/SB with J Q
Hero raises to t80850, BB calls t45850

Flop: (t170450) 5 A 4 (2 players)
BB bets t105000, Hero calls t105000

Turn: (t380450) K (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks

River: (t380450) 2 (2 players)
BB bets t188999, Hero calls t188999

Final Pot: t758448
BB shows 6 9 (high card Ace)
Hero shows J Q (high card Ace - King+Queen kicker)
Hero wins t758448

late in 10R...just a race but do they have to run the board this way???

Poker Stars $10+$1 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t1500/t3000 Blinds + t300 - 8 players
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asdf78 (MP2): t48926 M = 7.09
futureofgolf (CO): t38328 M = 5.55
vipark (BTN): t62132 M = 9.00
Nuts2727 (SB): t37754 M = 5.47
tyzbybey (BB): t27860 M = 4.04
ptinec ptici (UTG): t33524 M = 4.86
Hero (UTG+1): t46728 M = 6.77
getchipz (MP1): t23762 M = 3.44

Pre Flop: (t6900) Hero is UTG+1 with A Q
1 fold, Hero raises to t46428 all in, 2 folds, futureofgolf calls t38028 all in, 3 folds

Flop: (t82956) 2 Q 9 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: (t82956) K (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t82956) J (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t82956
futureofgolf shows J J (three of a kind, Jacks)
Hero shows A Q (a pair of Queens)
futureofgolf wins t82956

BRAGGGGGGGGG

Poker Stars $30+$3 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t2000/t4000 Blinds + t400 - 7 players
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Grindin4Lyfe (UTG+1): t309541 M = 35.18
chumm�1 (MP): t102082 M = 11.60
Britton24 (CO): t144409 M = 16.41
frotodog (BTN): t248076 M = 28.19
lebo1099 (SB): t45781 M = 5.20
kfbEKAR (BB): t64261 M = 7.30
Hero (UTG): t149048 M = 16.94

Pre Flop: (t8800) Hero is UTG with A K
Hero raises to t8540, Grindin4Lyfe calls t8540, 3 folds, lebo1099 raises to t45381 all in, 1 fold, Hero raises to t148648 all in, 1 fold

Flop: (t106102) 2 K K (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: (t106102) 3 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t106102) K (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t106102
lebo1099 shows A A (a full house, Kings full of Aces)
Hero shows A K (four of a kind, Kings)
Hero wins t106102

sigh 4 handed...then QK into AJ BVB

FML

Hand #1
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Grindin4Lyfe (BTN): t675198 M = 44.42
fielderflop (SB): t403572 M = 26.55
Soma2012 (BB): t557645 M = 36.69
Hero (CO): t607585 M = 39.97

Pre Flop: (t15200) Hero is CO with 9 9
Hero raises to t18654, 1 fold, fielderflop calls t14654, 1 fold

Flop: (t48508) 6 8 6 (2 players)
fielderflop checks, Hero bets t29866, fielderflop calls t29866

Turn: (t108240) 3 (2 players)
fielderflop checks, Hero bets t65444, fielderflop calls t65444

River: (t239128) 4 (2 players)
fielderflop bets t11225, Hero calls t11225

Final Pot: t261578
fielderflop shows T K (a flush, King high)
Hero shows 9 9 (two pair, Nines and Sixes)
fielderflop wins t261578


Hand #2
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Grindin4Lyfe (CO): t674398 M = 44.37
fielderflop (BTN): t559961 M = 36.84
Soma2012 (SB): t543245 M = 35.74
Hero (BB): t466396 M = 30.68

Pre Flop: (t15200) Hero is BB with K 9
Grindin4Lyfe raises to t24000, 2 folds, Hero calls t16000

Flop: (t55200) 6 5 T (2 players)
Hero checks, Grindin4Lyfe checks

Turn: (t55200) 3 (2 players)
Hero bets t24000, Grindin4Lyfe raises to t64000, Hero raises to t152000, Grindin4Lyfe calls t88000

River: (t359200) Q (2 players)
Hero checks, Grindin4Lyfe bets t104000, Hero folds

Final Pot: t359200
Grindin4Lyfe wins t359200

true, glad he had KK

Poker Stars $4.00+$0.40 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t25/t50 Blinds - 9 players
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MP2: t905 M = 12.07
CO: t670 M = 8.93
Hero (BTN): t2880 M = 38.40
SB: t808 M = 10.77
BB: t1345 M = 17.93
UTG: t2120 M = 28.27
UTG+1: t3595 M = 47.93
UTG+2: t1895 M = 25.27
MP1: t1320 M = 17.60

Pre Flop: (t75) Hero is BTN with A A
6 folds, Hero raises to t150, SB calls t125, 1 fold

Flop: (t350) 9 7 3 (2 players)
SB bets t658 all in, Hero calls t658

Turn: (t1666) Q (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t1666) J (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t1666
Hero shows A A (a pair of Aces)
SB shows 3 Q (two pair, Queens and Threes)
SB wins t1666


just give me Kings....

no, just deal like this every time :-x

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MP2: t10430 M = 8.02
CO: t16778 M = 12.91
BTN: t4635 M = 3.57
Hero (SB): t10563 M = 8.13
BB: t20152 M = 15.50
UTG: t14803 M = 11.39
UTG+1: t21454 M = 16.50
MP1: t12664 M = 9.74

Pre Flop: (t1300) Hero is SB with 9 8
6 folds, Hero raises to t10513 all in, BB calls t9913

Flop: (t21426) 6 3 9 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: (t21426) 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t21426) T (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t21426
Hero shows 9 8 (two pair, Nines and Eights)
BB shows K K (a pair of Kings)
Hero wins t21426


in case you read this, sry

obv I was lucky to get up vs btm of his calling range, but still dirty...

Full Tilt Poker $48 + $4 KO No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t2000/t4000 Blinds + t500 - 3 players
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SB: t48461 M = 6.46
BB: t65740 M = 8.77
Hero (BTN): t155799 M = 20.77

Pre Flop: (t5500) Hero is BTN with 8 A
BB raises to t13500, Hero raises to t155299 all in, 1 fold, BB calls t51740 all in

Flop: (t135980) 4 8 T

Turn: (t135980) 5

River: (t135980) 6

Final Pot: t135980
BB shows A 7 (a flush, Ace high)
Hero shows 8 A (a pair of Eights)
BB wins t135980

edit: won 2 races to ship the tourney so can't complain

same $52 sng as above

Dealer: iluvdariver shows [Ks Ad]
Dealer: Dantes_11 shows [9s Ah]
Dealer: iluvdariver shows Ace King high
Dealer: Dantes_11 shows a pair of Nines
Dealer: Dantes_11 wins the pot (18,850) with a pair of Nines
Dealer: Hand #16374438370
iluvdariver: f off
Dantes_11: I run ok in these
Dantes_11: but you love da river?
iluvdariver: f in joke\
Dealer: leaderman624 wins the pot (950)
GAS0L N0 CH0P (Observer): lol
GAS0L N0 CH0P (Observer): luve da river
lusp: your mother
lusp: is a river
SchwoMoney: LOL LUSP
SchwoMoney: STFU
GAS0L N0 CH0P (Observer): LOL
Dantes_11: I don't know what that means

Dantes_11: but I'm going to cash out the $50 I win off you and rub it on my naked body
SchwoMoney: thats
SchwoMoney: kinda
SchwoMoney: weird

decided to look up my SS info to see how hot I am in these...

Poker Stars $300+$20 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t100/t200 Blinds - 9 players
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Hero (MP2): t14569 M = 48.56
CO: t2622 M = 8.74
BTN: t4890 M = 16.30
SB: t3475 M = 11.58
BB: t5278 M = 17.59
UTG: t5035 M = 16.78
UTG+1: t8640 M = 28.80
UTG+2: t4075 M = 13.58
MP1: t10836 M = 36.12

Pre Flop: (t300) Hero is MP2 with Q Q
4 folds, Hero raises to t500, 3 folds, BB calls t300

Flop: (t1100) 8 4 T (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t600, BB calls t600

Turn: (t2300) T (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks

River: (t2300) 6 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets t5200, BB calls t4178 all in

Poker Stars $4.00+$0.40 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t300/t600 Blinds + t70 - 9 players
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MP2: t1105 M = 0.72
CO: t29702 M = 19.41
BTN: t22020 M = 14.39
SB: t6786 M = 4.44
Hero (BB): t12280 M = 8.03
UTG: t7485 M = 4.89
UTG+1: t4440 M = 2.90
UTG+2: t6585 M = 4.30
MP1: t3347 M = 2.19

Pre Flop: (t1530) Hero is BB with 2 2
5 folds, CO raises to t1800, BTN calls t1800, 1 fold, Hero calls t1200

Flop: (t6330) T T 2 (3 players)
Hero checks, CO bets t600, BTN raises to t2400, Hero calls t2400, CO folds

Turn: (t11730) J (2 players)
Hero bets t3000, BTN raises to t17750 all in, Hero calls t5010 all in

River: (t27750) J (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t27750
BTN shows K J (a full house, Jacks full of Tens)
Hero shows 2 2 (a full house, Deuces full of Jacks)
BTN wins t27750

Poker Stars $20+$2 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t75/t150 Blinds - 8 players
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Nickellasjos (CO): t7535 M = 33.49
squiddly696 (BTN): t2245 M = 9.98
Zackattak13 (SB): t6480 M = 28.80
thespanish (BB): t3655 M = 16.24
4everpm (UTG): t3515 M = 15.62
Hero (UTG+1): t3075 M = 13.67
2wilddeuces2 (MP1): t3220 M = 14.31
Rags7755 (MP2): t2665 M = 11.84

Pre Flop: (t225) Hero is UTG+1 with A A
1 fold, Hero raises to t450, 4 folds, Zackattak13 raises to t6480 all in, 1 fold, Hero calls t2625 all in

Flop: (t6300) T 9 7 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: (t6300) 5 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t6300) 4 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t6300
Zackattak13 shows 9 9 (three of a kind, Nines)
Hero shows A A (a pair of Aces)
Zackattak13 wins t6300