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03-21-2010 , 11:09 AM
looking for money on UB, i got stars!! i got full tilt!!
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03-21-2010 , 11:12 AM
Its pretty fitting that the people telling Clayton he's wrong are busto backed tournament players.

I'm just sayin'.

And clayton said that his "friends" bought action so its not like he's just hating on JP's game.
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03-21-2010 , 11:17 AM
And I'm too lazy to go through the stats to decide who is right or wrong, but just going to assume Clayton is 100% right, and I find it comical that broke backed online MTT players in makeup are talking about there astronomical ROIs.
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03-21-2010 , 11:21 AM
im stealthmunk bitch

sunday million
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03-21-2010 , 11:22 AM
stealthmunk, weren't you one sunday warmup away from being a busto backed tourney player? come on be nice.
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03-21-2010 , 11:22 AM
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Originally Posted by clunged
I'm english and I understand
You obviously have a better understanding of mockney than me
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03-21-2010 , 11:26 AM
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Originally Posted by fivetypes
You obviously have a better understanding of mockney than me
Well, I'm from Kent
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03-21-2010 , 11:27 AM
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Originally Posted by augie_
stealthmunk, weren't you one sunday warmup away from being a busto backed tourney player? come on be nice.
Due to some complications, I still pretty much am a busto backed tournament player. When I was busto, and friends were helping me out loaning money/buying action in sunday tournaments....guess what....i didn't charge markup.

****, when I want to play the 5k WTA once and couldn't afford it, I marked down to be able to play it. (Timex sure is a nit hahahaha)

Cocky idiotic poker players that suck but overvalue there edge swindling others for markup is bad. (Not saying JP is just saying it happens a lot)

Just saying clayton hate is ******ed and its even funnier that the people defending the ROI assumptions are either break even or slight winner/slight loser in online MTTs.

Basically, the theorem holds true for THE MAJORITY OF CASES. If you were able to profitably charge X% of a markup for your action...then odds are you wouldn't need to be selling action for that specific game. Obviously this isn't true when there are huge whales that play highstakes/big games/huge online tourneys, but were talking about regular old online MTTs. If you all had that high ROIs then you wouldn't be needing to post in the market place for money then DUCY!

Except for me of course, I waste all my money in drugs and plo, and pretty sure i'm up hella in online mtts even though i spewed for a good 1.5 years of life tilt.

Last edited by stealthmunk; 03-21-2010 at 11:32 AM.
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03-21-2010 , 11:32 AM
I'm not playing today but i'm offended there's no sunday thread...this is mttc right?
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03-21-2010 , 11:36 AM
i guess i agree with your point. but why all the dysphemisms, man? its like you try to be as mean as possible in every scenario
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03-21-2010 , 11:42 AM
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Originally Posted by augie_
i guess i agree with your point. but why all the dysphemisms, man? its like you try to be as mean as possible in every scenario


Last edited by GeoffRas22; Yesterday at 01:10 PM. Reason: especially when you couldnt be more wrong


set me off, thats pretty damn dysphemistic IMHO

and one time we were sweating my friend deep in a 24+2 on FTP, and geoff adamantly disagreed with a play I wanted him to make, and everyone knows I hold grudges long.

PokerStars Game #40480101061: Tournament #286020016, $200+$15 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XXII (7500/15000) - 2010/02/28 19:10:56 ET
Table '286020016 113' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: GoeliO1 (959149 in chips)
Seat 2: rafarafa7 (394571 in chips)
Seat 4: APerfectGent (640165 in chips)
Seat 6: btvedt (695329 in chips)
Seat 7: 3f dk (444406 in chips)
Seat 8: dav_dau (1900928 in chips)
Seat 9: GeoffRas22 (590029 in chips)
GoeliO1: posts the ante 1500
rafarafa7: posts the ante 1500
APerfectGent: posts the ante 1500
btvedt: posts the ante 1500
3f dk: posts the ante 1500
dav_dau: posts the ante 1500
GeoffRas22: posts the ante 1500
APerfectGent: posts small blind 7500
btvedt: posts big blind 15000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to APerfectGent [2d 7h]
3f dk: folds
dav_dau: folds
cwp394 is connected
GeoffRas22: raises 15000 to 30000
GoeliO1: folds
rafarafa7: folds
APerfectGent: raises 56665 to 86665
btvedt: folds
GeoffRas22: folds
Uncalled bet (56665) returned to APerfectGent
APerfectGent collected 85500 from pot
APerfectGent: shows [2d 7h] (high card Seven)
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03-21-2010 , 12:38 PM
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Originally Posted by fivetypes
If anyone remembers the hilarity of this thread from last night:

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/87...-500-a-740192/
looool missed this yesterday, amazing.
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03-21-2010 , 01:31 PM
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Originally Posted by IRunWorse
looool missed this yesterday, amazing.
god I hate English people.
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03-21-2010 , 01:32 PM
Basically given up on the morning tournaments, no one folds overs but they do catch with them!
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03-21-2010 , 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted by fivetypes
If anyone remembers the hilarity of this thread from last night:

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/87...-500-a-740192/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMEe7...eature=popular
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03-21-2010 , 04:41 PM
I never post bad beats but this was a pretty absurd hand. One of the villains started complaining in chat because he would've won the pot right after the river was dealt.

PS 100r

Poker Stars $100+$9 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t125/t250 Blinds + t25 - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

UTG+2: t6931 M = 11.55
MP1: t5900 M = 9.83
MP2: t15041 M = 25.07
CO: t5440 M = 9.07
BTN: t24289 M = 40.48
SB: t8345 M = 13.91
Hero (BB): t16995 M = 28.32
UTG: t6275 M = 10.46
UTG+1: t3804 M = 6.34

Pre Flop: (t600) Hero is BB with K 7
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to t500, 2 folds, MP2 calls t500, 1 fold, BTN calls t500, 1 fold, Hero calls t250

Flop: (t2350) 8 J K (4 players)
Hero checks, UTG+1 bets t3279 all in, MP2 calls t3279, BTN calls t3279, Hero raises to t16470 all in, MP2 folds, BTN folds

Turn: (t15466) Q (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t15466) A (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t15466
Hero shows K 7 (a pair of Kings)
UTG+1 shows Q J (two pair, Queens and Jacks)
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03-21-2010 , 05:57 PM
FYI don't buy Lays Carolina BBQ chips unless you like chips that taste like a McDonalds hamburger. Something in the seasoning tastes exactly like the ketchup from McDonalds.
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03-21-2010 , 06:17 PM
sigh, grats twins fans

was really hoping he'd be playing for the sox by next year
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03-21-2010 , 06:40 PM
not to turn this into a politics (or sports) thread, but joe mauer + health care, what an awesome day!
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03-21-2010 , 06:43 PM
wp gags, srsly tho.
Full Tilt Poker The Sunday Brawl No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t800/t1600 Blinds + t200 - 7 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (SB): t64231 M = 16.90
prrrak (BB): t71697 M = 18.87
PassThaSHUGA (UTG): t74250 M = 19.54
fly44 (UTG+1): t104749 M = 27.57
Gags30 (MP): t55200 M = 14.53
Gastone K (CO): t38084 M = 10.02
HhCMotU23 (BTN): t26789 M = 7.05

Pre Flop: (t3800) Hero is SB with K K
2 folds, Hero raises to t3770, 3 folds, Gags30 raises to t8800, Hero raises to t64031 all in, Gags30 calls t46200 all in

Flop: (t112200) A 9 T

Turn: (t112200) 4

River: (t112200) 6

Final Pot: t112200
Hero shows K K (a pair of Kings)
Gags30 shows A Q (a pair of Aces)
Gags30 wins t112200
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03-21-2010 , 07:13 PM
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Originally Posted by gettym
wp gags, srsly tho.
Full Tilt Poker The Sunday Brawl No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t800/t1600 Blinds + t200 - 7 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (SB): t64231 M = 16.90
prrrak (BB): t71697 M = 18.87
PassThaSHUGA (UTG): t74250 M = 19.54
fly44 (UTG+1): t104749 M = 27.57
Gags30 (MP): t55200 M = 14.53
Gastone K (CO): t38084 M = 10.02
HhCMotU23 (BTN): t26789 M = 7.05

Pre Flop: (t3800) Hero is SB with K K
2 folds, Hero raises to t3770, 3 folds, Gags30 raises to t8800, Hero raises to t64031 all in, Gags30 calls t46200 all in

Flop: (t112200) A 9 T

Turn: (t112200) 4

River: (t112200) 6

Final Pot: t112200
Hero shows K K (a pair of Kings)
Gags30 shows A Q (a pair of Aces)
Gags30 wins t112200
you could go for the trifecta and also start a bbv thread about it
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03-21-2010 , 07:15 PM
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Originally Posted by NHFunkii
not to turn this into a politics (or sports) thread, but joe mauer + health care, what an awesome day!
Why do you think the healthcare thing is good? I don't really have an opinion on it either way, just looking for perspectives from people whom are presumably not politards.
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03-21-2010 , 07:29 PM
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Originally Posted by CBorders
Why do you think the healthcare thing is good? I don't really have an opinion on it either way, just looking for perspectives from people whom are presumably not politards.
cborders, no offense, i do believe you asked your question in earnest and arent trying to stir anything up, etc., but im gonna go ahead and stop the politarding before it starts. there is a politics forum on 2p2, and there are a lot of places on the internet to learn about politics/this particular issue. in mttc you will get a lot of underinformed yet strongly held opinions which get everyone up in arms, thayer will end up lecturing everyone about how we're sheep and government is the devil, geoff will agree, jurollo will disagree, i'll silently fume in the background, and none of us will be wiser for the experience. it's just a bad scene.
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03-21-2010 , 07:33 PM
die

Last edited by gettym; 03-21-2010 at 07:39 PM.
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