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07-26-2010 , 02:07 AM

#1251

cakewalk

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 8,594

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scotty_12

If we are talking about American beers: I dont want junk, I want the red bike!

I knew you were a man of fine tastes.

But let's not forget about

07-26-2010 , 02:15 AM

#1252

Rusemandingo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 14,067

Oregon's finest

Ninkasi is a good up-n-comer too.

Last edited by Rusemandingo; 07-26-2010 at 02:22 AM.

07-26-2010 , 02:26 AM

#1253

microbet

Solar Powered

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 58,054

I'm Oregon's finest.

07-26-2010 , 02:41 AM

#1254

Bonneville

old hand

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 1,979

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rusemandingo

Oregon's finest

Ninkasi is a good up-n-comer too.

Mirror Pond (on tap) FTW!!!

07-26-2010 , 03:24 AM

#1255

mavs

old hand

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 1,796

Quote:

Originally Posted by simpledude16

just crushed the BOP chop and got 5200ish for my efforts

Congratz dude, I was at your table in the first round

07-26-2010 , 03:48 AM

#1256

SiQ

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 7,248

Quote:

Originally Posted by cakewalk

I knew you were a man of fine tastes.

But let's not forget about

Ur my new best friend.

I don't claim to be an expert. But this is my favorite beer ainec

07-26-2010 , 04:57 AM

#1257

movieman2g

Script*****

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 16,938

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gramps

Netflixed The Larry Sanders Show and am going through some episodes for the first time in ~15 years or whenever it was on HBO. Hey now, that's still some pretty hilarious sh-t.

i say "hey now" at least 10-15 times per week, and i'd say people understand it about 15% of the time. and it deserves 100%

07-26-2010 , 05:47 AM

#1258

Deurdy

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 10,646

Grats Simple! Sweet ship.

07-26-2010 , 06:15 AM

#1259

simpledude16

grinder

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 587

Quote:

Originally Posted by mavs

Congratz dude, I was at your table in the first round

I was almost positive that was you

. I even mentioned it in the sttf skype chat group. The pic gave it away

07-26-2010 , 06:15 AM

#1260

simpledude16

grinder

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 587

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deurdy

Grats Simple! Sweet ship.

I was harnessing the deurdy postflop ninja skills

07-26-2010 , 06:53 AM

#1261

Gazillion

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 8,721

shiiiip it dude!

07-26-2010 , 07:23 AM

#1262

slideby

grinder

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 630

gl gaz, hope everything works out. Congrats Simps, well deserved mate and im just waiting for you to ship the million, i KNOW its gonna happen

07-26-2010 , 10:42 AM

#1263

MikeMcQ1

veteran

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 3,386

Quote:

Originally Posted by cakewalk

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rusemandingo

Oregon's finest

I was in Oregon this weekend and had the Black Butte Porter and I was like "OMG Double Rainbow Aw Da Way!"

I also found a bar that had Fat Tire in Pitchers and I was like "OMG Double Rainbow Aw Da Way!"

I currently maintain my beer fridge at home with Yuengling and Fat Tire and I'm like "OMG that's what's at the end of the Double Rainbow!"

07-26-2010 , 11:09 AM

#1264

michty6

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 4,041

Are these pictures of all the beers that simpledude offered to buy the BOP FT?

(Yes he did invite the entire table to Canada where he would buy them a beer - in exchange for the lol deal he got

)

07-26-2010 , 11:21 AM

#1265

citanul

Super Moderator

Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 18,725

fact: the venetian poker room waitresses will bring you six packs of blue moon, with orange slices in each bottle, if you ask nicely.

magic hat #9 really was high up my summer beer list but since i've had too many of their "seasonal" beers that are awful it's slipped.

07-26-2010 , 11:31 AM

#1266

DevinLake

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 17,026

Quote:

Originally Posted by michty6

Are these pictures of all the beers that simpledude offered to buy the BOP FT?

(Yes he did invite the entire table to Canada where he would buy them a beer - in exchange for the lol deal he got

)

those are all american beers. Can't get them in Canada afaik.

07-26-2010 , 11:32 AM

#1267

Ditch Digger

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 9,989

hey AMT, that guy that knocked you out at the shootout 2 years ago is bitching about running bad...

http://www.cardplayer.com/poker-blog...-a-few-f-bombs

Apparently he was up 30k playing high stakes hu and 6 max sngs then lost it all and ended up down 5k. Then bitches about how live pros never win online.

"HOW in the world can a guy who wins well into 6 figures playing live sit n go’s, have it be the complete opposite online. "

07-26-2010 , 11:44 AM

#1268

michty6

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 4,041

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ditch Digger

Lol the blog and the comments are funny

EDIT: Just read this cracker ' I had countless bad beats from 86% advantage on the flop to 98% on the river. ' LOLOL

07-26-2010 , 11:47 AM

#1269

jurrasstoil

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 8,743

sigh livepros...

07-26-2010 , 11:49 AM

#1270

TomoDaK

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 5,837

god that guy is such an amateur

lol @ winning 20 $1000 sngs in a row then bitching about a downswong after gtfo kid

07-26-2010 , 11:50 AM

#1271

CheezOnToast

journeyman

Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 366

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ditch Digger

This makes me happy.

07-26-2010 , 11:53 AM

#1272

jurrasstoil

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 8,743

to quote some random livedonk "I can beat the $60 sngs pretty easily, i have like a 20% ROI" "... how many have you played" "whoa... at least 200, maybe more" "i see..."

07-26-2010 , 11:54 AM

#1273

Ditch Digger

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 9,989

There are definitely some gems. Especially when he gives trip reports. He'll not mention one hand on how he ran 4500 to 60k but will mention every single bad beat he gets to lose those chips. Loves defending against haters too so I wouldn't be surprised if he shows up in here.

I like this gem:

"I don't post that kind of stuff usually. I have however earned over 400K in the past 2 years...pretty good for someone who didnt finish college huh"

He won 335k at the shootout so do some math and he's won a whopping 65k the past 2 years if you take out his bink.