This doesnt really qualify as a beat. More a moan.

Didnt put the limper on f********* jacks !

Edit - actually looking at this now is my shove spew? Opener was quite agro.

Poker Stars $25.00+$2.50 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t400/t800 Blinds + t75 - 8 players
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Hero (SB): t14517 M = 8.06
BB: t12492 M = 6.94
UTG: t15531 M = 8.63
UTG+1: t27557 M = 15.31
MP1: t24545 M = 13.64
MP2: t29306 M = 16.28
CO: t64537 M = 35.85
BTN: t4935 M = 2.74

Pre Flop: (t1800) Hero is SB with 9 9
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to t2000, MP1 calls t2000, 3 folds, Hero raises to t14442 all in, 2 folds, MP1 calls t12442

Flop: (t32284) 7 J 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: (t32284) 5 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t32284) K (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t32284
Hero shows 9 9 (a pair of Nines)
MP1 shows J J (three of a kind, Jacks)
MP1 wins t32284

Just for a million chips in the superstack on FTP, no big deal.


Full Tilt Poker Super Stack $10K Guarantee No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t500/t1000 Blinds + t125 - 9 players
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Hero (BB): t141206 M = 53.79
UTG: t13171 M = 5.02
UTG+1: t44973 M = 17.13
UTG+2: t44726 M = 17.04
MP1: t23378 M = 8.91
MP2: t17663 M = 6.73
CO: t84391 M = 32.15
BTN: t34798 M = 13.26
SB: t29801 M = 11.35

Pre Flop: (t2625) Hero is BB with K K
5 folds, CO raises to t4625, 2 folds, Hero raises to t15500, CO raises to t84266 all in, Hero calls t68766

Flop: (t170157) 8 J T

Turn: (t170157) 4

River: (t170157) 2

Final Pot: t170157
Hero shows K K (a pair of Kings)
CO shows T T (three of a kind, Tens)
CO wins t170157

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BTN: t13626 M = 7.27
SB: t24341 M = 12.98
BB: t10958 M = 5.84
UTG: t28370 M = 15.13
Hero (UTG+1): t13950 M = 7.44
UTG+2: t29149 M = 15.55
MP1: t44099 M = 23.52
MP2: t5065 M = 2.70
CO: t12751 M = 6.80

Pre Flop: (t1875) Hero is UTG+1 with K K
1 fold, Hero raises to t1875, 6 folds, BB raises to t10883 all in, Hero calls t9008

Flop: (t22841) 7 2 7 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: (t22841) 2 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t22841) 7 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t22841
BB shows A A (a full house, Sevens full of Aces)
Hero shows K K (a full house, Sevens full of Kings)
BB wins t22841

SUCKS HARD!!This guy recently minraised three times in a row preflop,showing AA,KK and AA,stacking someone each time.Otherwise he limps ~50% of hands.I,on the other hand,have been folding my 82o's and 94s's for two hours now onetabling,cause I busted every other tournie long ago,ldo.Oh nice,you've got KK again,no surprise there.
Poker Stars $3.00+$0.30 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t1250/t2500 Blinds + t250 - 9 players
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timdmd (BTN): t233297 M = 38.88
mille67518 (SB): t188451 M = 31.41
Damonator79 (BB): t33936 M = 5.66
ncarlsen.dk (UTG): t92982 M = 15.50
Hero (UTG+1): t34645 M = 5.77
malon59 (UTG+2): t23030 M = 3.84
Auggie jr (MP1): t28529 M = 4.75
wtk300 (MP2): t60395 M = 10.07
ElCafu (CO): t38936 M = 6.49

Pre Flop: (t6000) Hero is UTG+1 with T T
1 fold, Hero raises to t34395 all in, 5 folds, mille67518 raises to t188201 all in, 1 fold

Flop: (t73540) 3 A 6 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: (t73540) 8 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t73540) 2 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t73540
mille67518 shows K K (a pair of Kings)
Hero shows T T (a pair of Tens)
mille67518 wins t73540

Twice in the last two mins at separate tables lost QQ to QJ... you've got to be kidding me

My new year has been all about river suck outs, running KK into AA, and why should tonight be any different.


Poker Stars $10+$1 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t15/t30 Blinds - 9 players
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UTG+1: t5380 M = 119.56
UTG+2: t6000 M = 133.33
MP1: t7015 M = 155.89
Hero (MP2): t4185 M = 93
CO: t5910 M = 131.33
BTN: t4793 M = 106.51
SB: t6200 M = 137.78
BB: t2330 M = 51.78
UTG: t6000 M = 133.33

Pre Flop: (t45) Hero is MP2 with T K
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to t120, 2 folds, Hero calls t120, CO raises to t320, 2 folds, BB calls t290, UTG+1 calls t200, Hero calls t200

Flop: (t1295) 7 Q 7 (4 players)
BB checks, UTG+1 bets t930, Hero calls t930, CO folds, BB folds

Turn: (t3155) J (2 players)
UTG+1 bets t3110, Hero calls t2935 all in

River: (t9025) 4 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t9025
UTG+1 shows A Q (a flush, Ace high)
Hero shows T K (a flush, King high)
UTG+1 wins t9025

Final table of 1k runners...quite the beat

Poker Stars $7.00+$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t10000/t20000 Blinds + t2500 - 5 players
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jrice1201 (CO): t353867 M = 8.33
Kin-Chris (BTN): t210664 M = 4.96
Hero (SB): t265399 M = 6.24
calin02 (BB): t427016 M = 10.05
twocents (UTG): t225054 M = 5.30

Pre Flop: (t42500) Hero is SB with K K
3 folds, Hero raises to t40000, calin02 calls t20000

Flop: (t92500) 4 5 J (2 players)
Hero bets t60000, calin02 calls t60000

Turn: (t212500) A (2 players)
Hero checks, calin02 bets t60000, Hero raises to t162899 all in, calin02 calls t102899

River: (t538298) J (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t538298
Hero shows K K (two pair, Kings and Jacks)
calin02 shows 2 3 (a straight, Ace to Five)
calin02 wins t538298

I opr'ed him and he plays a lot of 10c and such at a negative ROI...fml

sigh

Poker Stars $20+$2 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t30/t60 Blinds - 6 players
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fletchman76 (BB): t3000 M = 33.33
Momess (UTG): t8585 M = 95.39
Hero (MP): t3700 M = 41.11
EloyDibaster (CO): t2890 M = 32.11
philihps (BTN): t3005 M = 33.39
Tribe1999 (SB): t2560 M = 28.44

Pre Flop: (t90) Hero is MP with 6 6
1 fold, Hero raises to t180, 2 folds, Tribe1999 calls t150, 1 fold

Flop: (t420) 5 3 4 (2 players)
Tribe1999 bets t225, Hero raises to t660, Tribe1999 calls t435

Turn: (t1740) 6 (2 players)
Tribe1999 checks, Hero bets t840, Tribe1999 raises to t1720 all in, Hero calls t880

River: (t5180) J (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t5180
Hero shows 6 6 (three of a kind, Sixes)
Tribe1999 shows 7 7 (a straight, Three to Seven)
Tribe1999 wins t5180

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tenor75013 (UTG+1): t7022 M = 93.63
ZeteGraves (UTG+2): t5105 M = 68.07
BEAR TEETH (MP1): t2700 M = 36
bobes87 (MP2): t4235 M = 56.47
rizz13 (CO): t5955 M = 79.40
flakis (BTN): t2900 M = 38.67
Hero (SB): t3090 M = 41.20
maxpudim (BB): t3823 M = 50.97
loupoo014 (UTG): t2485 M = 33.13

Pre Flop: (t75) Hero is SB with 9 9
7 folds, Hero raises to t150, maxpudim calls t100

Flop: (t300) T 3 8 (2 players)
Hero bets t200, maxpudim calls t200

Turn: (t700) Q (2 players)
Hero checks, maxpudim bets t200, Hero calls t200

River: (t1100) 2 (2 players)
Hero checks, maxpudim bets t400, Hero calls t400

Final Pot: t1900
Hero mucks 9 9
maxpudim shows J 9 (a straight, Eight to Queen)
maxpudim wins t1900

First session of 2010 and I bubble every single thing I entered. Fml!

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CO: t709040 M = 18.66
BTN: t582087 M = 15.32
SB: t1123470 M = 29.57
BB: t595521 M = 15.67
UTG: t751244 M = 19.77
UTG+1: t579195 M = 15.24
Hero (MP): t929810 M = 24.47

Pre Flop: (t38000) Hero is MP with Q Q
2 folds, Hero raises to t40000, 2 folds, SB raises to t104000, 1 fold, Hero raises to t927810 all in, SB calls t823810

Flop: (t1885620) 9 8 8

Turn: (t1885620) 5

River: (t1885620) 5

He had aces...

YOU GOTTA BE ****KKKKKKKKKKKKKING KIDDING ME. For 2nd place stack with 22 left in the superstack on full tilt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW MANY ****ING TIMES CAN I SHOVE INTO ACES IN A ****KKKKKKKKKING DDAY! NEVER GONNA ****ING FT EVER AGAIN.

awesome...3 pots tonite...30 70/30s lost

Poker Stars $7.00+$0.70 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t100/t200 Blinds - 9 players
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majiinboo (SB): t1680 M = 5.60
El Allinho (BB): t3195 M = 10.65
Dimdaddy (UTG): t1025 M = 3.42
zap1234zap (UTG+1): t6050 M = 20.17
Zigslick (UTG+2): t1960 M = 6.53
Ready-4yal (MP1): t955 M = 3.18
Hero (MP2): t3420 M = 11.40
crabson (CO): t2930 M = 9.77
kevinraiser (BTN): t3705 M = 12.35

Pre Flop: (t300) Hero is MP2 with A Q
2 folds, Zigslick raises to t1960 all in, 1 fold, Hero raises to t3420 all in, 4 folds

Flop: (t4220) 9 8 J (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: (t4220) A (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t4220) K (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t4220
Zigslick shows A 9 (two pair, Aces and Nines)
Hero shows A Q (a pair of Aces)
Zigslick wins t4220

Look how bad I suck at poker...


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UTG+1: t5255 M = 35.03
UTG+2: t4850 M = 32.33
MP1: t2850 M = 19
MP2: t5120 M = 34.13
CO: t3650 M = 24.33
Hero (BTN): t2450 M = 16.33
SB: t2615 M = 17.43
BB: t5210 M = 34.73
UTG: t4965 M = 33.10

Pre Flop: (t150) Hero is BTN with Q Q
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to t300, UTG+2 calls t300, 1 fold, MP2 calls t300, 1 fold, Hero raises to t2450 all in, 4 folds, MP2 calls t2150

Flop: (t5650) 7 9 8 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: (t5650) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t5650) A (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t5650
MP2 shows 4 4 (a flush, Nine high)
Hero shows Q Q (a pair of Queens)
MP2 wins t5650

got HU in the plo8 11r 3k on cake with a 6-1 chip lead, got them all in and dominated from this point like 6 times, and lost. **** my ****ing life.

fun times

Poker Stars $10+$1 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t15/t30 Blinds - 9 players
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dixnutz (MP1): t2085 M = 46.33
JSANT1911 (MP2): t2865 M = 63.67
WakefieldSC (CO): t1335 M = 29.67
RAMILO81 (BTN): t3145 M = 69.89
Belle08dkb (SB): t2100 M = 46.67
hotdog195 (BB): t1985 M = 44.11
RickyZ1111 (UTG): t1345 M = 29.89
12eeDe12 (UTG+1): t2945 M = 65.44
Hero (UTG+2): t1175 M = 26.11

Pre Flop: (t45) Hero is UTG+2 with A K
2 folds, Hero raises to t90, dixnutz calls t90, 4 folds, hotdog195 calls t60

Flop: (t285) 6 7 Q (3 players)
hotdog195 checks, Hero bets t210, dixnutz calls t210, hotdog195 folds

Turn: (t705) 8 (2 players)
Hero bets t875 all in, dixnutz calls t875

River: (t2455) 3 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t2455
dixnutz shows Q J (a pair of Queens)
Hero shows A K (high card Ace)
dixnutz wins t2455

never gonna end I guess

Poker Stars $11+$1 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t50/t100 Blinds - 9 players
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bamaSQURRL (UTG+1): t2140 M = 14.27
puk3rz (UTG+2): t1600 M = 10.67
phillyJbizee (MP1): t1110 M = 7.40
Alphafoil (MP2): t1745 M = 11.63
MART32 (CO): t1015 M = 6.77
simakos (BTN): t2995 M = 19.97
Hero (SB): t1325 M = 8.83
ck1467 (BB): t1655 M = 11.03
Soul Sailor (UTG): t1415 M = 9.43

Pre Flop: (t150) Hero is SB with A Q
1 fold, bamaSQURRL raises to t300, 3 folds, MART32 raises to t1015 all in, 1 fold, Hero raises to t1325 all in, 2 folds

Flop: (t2430) 5 8 J (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: (t2430) 7 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t2430) 2 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t2430
MART32 shows J A (a pair of Jacks)
Hero shows A Q (high card Ace)
MART32 wins t2430

shayyy hulllllo to my bihg fwends (my cahones ldo).

Hand#20996FDDC2000226 - $3,000 Guaranteed PLO Hi/Lo - R&A T7331266 -- Table 16 -- $0/$4,000/$8,000 PL Omaha H/L -- 2010/01/02 - 19:40:36
Seat 3: gajo***3 ($111,528 in chips)
Seat 4: SUCK***4 ($43,666 in chips)
Seat 5: My2Bits ($69,018 in chips) DEALER
Seat 8: CISC***8 ($386,288 in chips)
CISC***8: posts small blind 4,000
gajo***3: posts big blind 8,000
Dealt to My2Bits [5s,3h,7c,4d]
SUCK***4: folds
My2Bits: raises to 28,000
CISC***8: calls 24,000
gajo***3: folds
*** FLOP *** [Kc,9s,Ks]
CISC***8: checks
My2Bits: is all in 41018.0000
CISC***8: folds
My2Bits: returns uncalled bet 41,018
***SHOW DOWN***
My2Bits: shows [5s 3h 7c 4d]
My2Bits wins high pot 64,000
There is no low hand

(reason my name is diff in this HH is becuz on cake u can change ur name once a week )

it's going to be a long month

LOL just got it all in with a set of tens on the flop vs gutshot.... Guess what happens?

Set holds?

it's a good thing I'm a bankroll nit and have 400 buyins for the 12/45s 'cause I'm going to need them

LOOLOLOL

Please try again

AK obv no good vs A6 and AT.. uggggggggggggggggh

first hand I play

guess you all have this every hand right?

Poker Stars $8.00+$0.80 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t15/t30 Blinds - 6 players
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u_2_Tessio (MP): t3900 M = 86.67
REIPOKERXX (CO): t3045 M = 67.67
harleygirl88 (BTN): t6555 M = 145.67
Hero (SB): t3030 M = 67.33
CoachP9 (BB): t4645 M = 103.22
poolplayer80 (UTG): t2415 M = 53.67

Pre Flop: (t45) Hero is SB with K A
2 folds, REIPOKERXX calls t30, 1 fold, Hero raises to t120, 1 fold, REIPOKERXX calls t90

Flop: (t270) Q A 5 (2 players)
Hero bets t150, REIPOKERXX calls t150

Turn: (t570) 5 (2 players)
Hero bets t330, REIPOKERXX calls t330

River: (t1230) T (2 players)
Hero checks, REIPOKERXX bets t2445 all in, Hero calls t2430 all in

Final Pot: t6090
REIPOKERXX shows A T (two pair, Aces and Tens)
Hero shows K A (two pair, Aces and Fives)
REIPOKERXX wins t6090

oh now %$#^& you Stars...just #^$%&* off you ^%&*

well...

Poker Stars $50+$5 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t25/t50 Blinds - 9 players
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MATADOR-D (CO): t2025 M = 27
DIAL514 (BTN): t1996 M = 26.61
windtalon (SB): t5650 M = 75.33
WOLF7783 (BB): t4310 M = 57.47
Tequila Dude (UTG): t1015 M = 13.53
Hero (UTG+1): t3820 M = 50.93
csplayers (UTG+2): t2985 M = 39.80
MasterB666 (MP1): t2955 M = 39.40
mike1047 (MP2): t2735 M = 36.47

Pre Flop: (t75) Hero is UTG+1 with T T
Tequila Dude calls t50, Hero raises to t250, 7 folds, Tequila Dude raises to t1015 all in, Hero calls t765

Flop: (t2105) 3 J A (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: (t2105) 4 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t2105) 2 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t2105
Tequila Dude shows 5 5 (a straight, Ace to Five)
Hero shows T T (a pair of Tens)
Tequila Dude wins t2105