will you go get me and clovett some tacos??

bitch plz

what taco is your favorite?

what do you order for breakfast?

oxxo or tequila house for snacks?

best daily tournament online atm in your opinion?

and in continuation of this interrogation..

glass or paper?

cookies/milk or jb&j/milk?

3bet or fold?

how many children do you have (that you're aware of)?

what is your position on the situation in Malaysia? please explain in full detail, citing examples.

Viviana or Adan?

pastor with lime and tomatillo dos or tres

tarrascos chicken... the green stuff with eggs and chicken and tortillas

tekilla house(my kyu key is hotkey)

1r 3x turbo or the 109turbo 5kgt

paper obv

cookies n milk

3bet fold

just you

im against it nahmean. example : cuz mama said.

ive never met viviana... and adan holds it down... so i'ma go with adan

To preface: I, too, thought gdor was talking about Nick. fml.

How do the local ladies love a gang of 32 stoned poker players mackin on em on the beach in the middle of the day?

When are you paying for me to fly down there and live on your couch for life coaching on banging milfs?

Did you bang Coco? If so, disregard question number dos.

Do you know Mexican yet? Does dos even register as a real word to you?




Hope all's well bro. I'll hit you up soon.

****, forgot one.


Please tell me ROFL, CIGARO! lives with you? I mean. PLEASE tell me he does. Pics immed. You can PM me on FB if necessary. Public humiliation would be way cooler though.

holy **** you're obnoxious

igt: do you have any crazy degen stories about playing 180s? whats the most you've ever won in a single 180? whats the most you've ever lost? would you say you "did a 180" by going from texas to cabo?

Rosie calls me "Ricky Martin"

ftn sorry your dude went off the deep end after going on like a 60 bi swing and quit poker. No animosity towards you though. Never had a problem with you.

miley or selena

we usually go to the beach with our roomates plus dave...(betudontbet)

lol, im just banging out sngs... and the couch is taken by one plo ufo

nope no bango con coco.

as you can see i know a little... so yes dos is very familiar... DOS PASTOR POR FAVOR

what about that time you blacked out after smoking a joint in vegas? were you embarassed? i feel you dawg. i would be too. so why are you trolling my well? seems like a lose lose for you since its going so smoothly. try not to derail it, ty.

miley for sure

shes obv into you man, i kinda dig the way she flirts tho.... :P saucy and whatnot

i was more concerned than embarrassed. id never blacked out before! tho i may throw out a post hoc ergo propter hoc suggestion as to the cause of said blackout. and at least 1 of my questions was sincere! whats your favorite thing about cabo??

well the most ive made is prob the 1st in a 36. most ive lost is last in a 36. the most degen thing ive done while playing 180s was prob drink a whole gallon of dr pepper after i won a 36. i really dont see how any of those were sincere but whatever. you've always trolled me so its like a boy who cried wolf situation.

all of them were sincere or at least one of them? and cabo is nice.. why you changing ur posts so much? lol, trying to make it like you arent really trolling here or something? just play nice and ask a real question

well the highest and lowest 180 cant really be sincere , if anything they implied the sincere question of what is so special about a 180 grinder (esp one that doesnt really use this forum) that deserves a well for discussing. crazy stories are always good tho, and so is hearing about cabro!

Seems like moving was one of the best decisions of ur life thus far. This true?

A few people to credit for your success in poker?

Are you planning on moving on to play different games in the future instead of 180s?

One story: IGT THE IDIOT

I went to a strip club 1st or 2nd night in cabo on benzos with a certain fund for liposuction, and my roomate. I had sex with a stripper and tried to rip the condom off pornstar style, but as soon as i am about to "finish" some guy runs in and yells "NONONONO"... and hands me another condom... all was well with that a few minutes later. By this time i'm hammered and on xanax, smelling like a stripper one of my firsts nights in mexico.... I go into this little tent city that serves as a vendor area in the middle of the city... and start peeing on the side of a tent. Some dudes grab me that i can identify as mexican gangsters judging by how many times we were offered coke by these same gentlemen earlier that night. Well one flashes id and says "you're in trouble bro, we're going to the atm". Another one walks up flashes his id and says the same thing... Around this time my friends walk up and save my life, after i yell "policia" when i identify them walking toward me. The gangsters scramble and i join my buddies in walking back to the apartments. After all the ruckus, we arrive at subway and one WCGrider is chilling with his buddy jllama. We all ate and told stories drunk and benzoed out of our minds. I went to sleep anxious for what was to come in my few months/years in mexico. VEN A MI HERMANO.

<3

I don't know if it was one of the best decisions.. it was just neccessary to continue playing online. I am having a great time and i could def live here for a long time.

I'd like to credit old time gin, and i hate rivers for getting my game to where it is now. Also portly pig and i talked a little about hands but that went a long way when that can be repeated over large volume. Also my buddy dylan for getting me into the game of poker before I even knew how to play. Thanks everyone.

Yeah im slowly shifting to mtts and whatnot. However i'd like to be in the turbo mtt/mtt-sng arena for as long as its viable as a profession. Not like i'll miss the main event or anything, but i wont strive to be playing the biggest games out there. I'm a leatherass type.

no questions coming to mind, really enjoying the read tho.

pretty jelly of you cabo guys, even if I'm able to grind here (beside lol rl job).

ENJOY YOUR TIME