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02-23-2010 , 08:00 PM

#126

ASPoker8

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tl;dr replies in this thread, but going by OP, this is a great opportunity for a mod to change the title of the thread to something like:

Sweat Your PageUp! FTOPS-ME Underageaments

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02-23-2010 , 08:08 PM

#127

zedveron

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I don't think i'm our of line in saying this, but Page actually confided in me that he could easily have gotten first, but felt the money did not outweigh the -EV of having to wear that jersey every time he played on FTP. Looks like they found a way to shaft you after all.

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02-23-2010 , 08:09 PM

#128

Shan

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Originally Posted by zedveron

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02-23-2010 , 08:11 PM

#129

shaniac

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Originally Posted by MyMonies

paragraphs please

this.

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02-23-2010 , 08:11 PM

#130

kokolore$

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Originally Posted by The_Jeebus

So this is pretty much another pageup sweat thread then right? Gl Page, TID!!!

TID!

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02-23-2010 , 08:11 PM

#131

hitme1tim3

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I was waiting for a thread like this to be started

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02-23-2010 , 08:14 PM

#132

Yoshi63

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Originally Posted by ASPoker8

tl;dr replies in this thread, but going by OP, this is a great opportunity for a mod to change the title of the thread to something like:

Sweat Your PageUp! FTOPS-ME Underageaments

serious question, how much would he get if they DQ'ed jackQKA? Kinda confusing with the chop.

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02-23-2010 , 08:18 PM

#133

drkato

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OP paragraph is obv. tl;dr, but poned nonetheless.

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02-23-2010 , 08:18 PM

#134

4ObliVioN4

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350 obv

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02-23-2010 , 08:22 PM

#135

Quad_me's

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OP has a legit post, if the kid is 16 they will find out cos they always ask for ID when ppl ship like this. I wonder if he was smart enough to put his dads name in or something.

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02-23-2010 , 08:23 PM

#136

cjmcculley

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lol

Last edited by cjmcculley; 02-23-2010 at 08:23 PM. Reason: I thought pretty hard about what I was going to post, that's all I could muster

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02-23-2010 , 08:24 PM

#137

Shan

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Originally Posted by drkato

OP paragraph is obv. tl;dr, but poned nonetheless.

<3 these ppl saving their 1st posts for these epic threads

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02-23-2010 , 08:35 PM

#138

vedder1980

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So the most epic outcome. Kid is 16, gets banned money witheld - ftp say you knowingly backed a minor so we are withholding your $2500 and banning your accounts for life. That would be epic. Parents sue raging douchebag OP for some form of abuse to there child and op loses everything - that would be a contender for some form of selfowning darwin award for sure right?

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02-23-2010 , 08:41 PM

#139

Mackenzieee

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why do OP type everything like this! It makes this seem like a level! why is he yelling at us! that is all! bye! see ya on the felt!

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02-23-2010 , 08:47 PM

#140

Fantasy89

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drkato
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lmao, eagerly awaiting 2012 sir.

Last edited by Fantasy89; 02-23-2010 at 08:47 PM. Reason: thread delivers

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02-23-2010 , 08:53 PM

#141

wisconsinfan

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only pageup can make money while taking naps

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02-23-2010 , 08:57 PM

#142

luke1403

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epic fail

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02-23-2010 , 08:57 PM

#143

eersfan

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OP if you would have acted in the exact opposite manner from what you did during every junction when you first started dealing with this kid, you would be much better off today.

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02-23-2010 , 09:01 PM

#144

bigfishead

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Kinda interesting how this could develop.

1. FTP rewards everyone one higher placing after taking money from orig winners account.

2. Orig winner transferred $2500 to another players acct after ftops. Ftp sees this, and sees this player originally transferred $2500 which was obviously a stake to play ftops. FTP pulls the $2500 from orig stakers acct because the winners acct cant pay the full amount to 2nd place and lower move ups.

3. BOTH accts get banned, with possibly staker now losing ALL his money in his acct for staking an underage player knowingly.

4. OP goes on extreme life tilt, fails college, becomes a US postal worker.

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02-23-2010 , 09:08 PM

#145

cfortiz

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suprised nobody asked OP for screenshot of said transfer of $2.5K from FTOPS ME champ

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02-23-2010 , 09:13 PM

#146

SGT RJ

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Originally Posted by bigfishead

4. OP goes on extreme life tilt, fails college, becomes a US postal worker.

My b/f is a postal worker - how dare you, sir!

A+ thread. And gogogo PageUp! Um...stake me?

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02-23-2010 , 09:47 PM

#147

Ontario_Tory

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Pageup: GL, bro.

OP:

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02-23-2010 , 10:11 PM

#148

smaug8821

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Pretty early, but I think we can declare a winner for thread of the year.

owned, lol, whoops, etc

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02-23-2010 , 10:16 PM

#149

Zima421

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i just wanna know who OP really is.

and if the underage kid isnt a complete idiot, his money will be fine. If ftp finds out he is underage, will his money be confiscated or account closed and money sent to him...?