WHAT!? NO WAY

takes 2.5 hours to build 6 10k stacks in the DD and only 5 minutes to bust 5 of them. Busted everything so far except one dd. sigh gl everyone

blinds were prolly big by then, huh

Full Tilt - 1000/2000 NL - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

Hero (BTN): 31,327.00
SB: 57,932.00
BB: 9,880.00
UTG: 18,355.00
UTG+1: 13,408.00
MP: 115,679.00
MP+1: 53,839.00
LP: 42,110.00
CO: 56,924.00

Hero posts ante 250.00, SB posts ante 250.00, BB posts ante 250.00, UTG posts ante 250.00, UTG+1 posts ante 250.00, MP posts ante 250.00, MP+1 posts ante 250.00, LP posts ante 250.00, CO posts ante 250.00, SB posts SB 1,000.00, BB posts BB 2,000.00

Pre Flop: (5250.00) Hero has K K

fold, fold, MP calls 2,000.00, MP+1 raises to 6,000.00, fold, fold, Hero raises to 14,000.00, fold, fold, MP calls 12,000.00, MP+1 raises to 53,589.00 and is all-in, Hero calls 17,077.00 and is all-in, MP calls 39,589.00


Flop: (143505.00, 3 players) 5 6 9

Turn: (143505.00, 3 players) 2

River: (143505.00, 3 players) 2

MP+1 shows J J (Two Pair, Jacks and Twos) (PreFlop 18%, Flop 9%, Turn 5%)
Hero shows K K (Two Pair, Kings and Twos) (PreFlop 54%, Flop 72%, Turn 83%)
MP shows A 2 (Three of a Kind, Twos) (PreFlop 28%, Flop 19%, Turn 12%)
MP wins 143,505.00


fmfl

and yes that is semen on her left thigh