Theres some law about how these coupons/vouchers need to have cash value.

Its nearly always 1/100th of a cent.


Theoretically, you could collect them and turn it in for cash....
Where you do that though, I'm not sure.

I've never heard of a KFC running out of Chicken. Absurd.

ditto. They must have heard an Australian guy was coming and they wanted to **** with him

we don't queue up here, we just stand in line forever. it anoys the hell outa me. I'm pretty sure it's way we shoot each other so often here.

No way its already been decided imo.

Also futuredoc just bet $100 that he could beat Rosey's (his wife) score of 124 on wii his first try. Since this was so +ev i offered him $200 if he could beat her by 14, but $200 to me if he was < 111. He took that action and bowled 101.

Rosey also informed nate that he isnt allowed to bet me anymore (lol @ that)

Also gtrhtr tookk nates action too but now wants to double or nothing me in HU4bowlz

I have also lost 5 straight times HU with rosey when cc rouletting

RIP George Carlin

Scott got PWNED tonight at the casino. He tips our bartender $20 at the end of our fun which was nice because we all got going away drinks and we went to play roulette wasted. Rosey knocks over her drink and gets us into trouble and Scott finally gets us kicked off the roulette table by trying to shove "all in" and spilling his chips everywhere. He then proceeded to get owned playing poker by gtrhtr and everyone else at that table. The best though is that the dealer warns him to stop his swearing and he throws a $20 at the dealer. The dealer thanks him and Scott says, "Oh you can take my money but you still tell me to shut up." The dealer pretty much ignores this and Scott goes on to say, "What if I said ****ity **** **** **** right now." Of course there is a floor person SITTING AT THE TABLE AT THE TIME and she gets up and starts like flicking the brim of his hat and telling him he's done. So he goes to cash out and tells this same woman to keep $9 of his $309 cashout but that she has to spend the $9 on a garden hose and think about him while she waters her flowers.

All in all a fun night.

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...d.php?t=232285

Call your reps today, guys. No ****ing excuses!!!!

Edit: Most so, if your representative is a member of the House Financial Services Committee(http://financialservices.house.gov/members.html)

done

Full Tilt Poker $22 + $2 6-max Sit & Go (Turbo) No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t80/t160 Blinds - 3 players
2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked

BB: t1190
Hero (BTN): t5875
SB: t1935

Pre Flop: Hero is BTN with Q T
Hero raises to t5875 all in, SB calls t1855 all in, 1 fold

Flop: (t4030) K 9 J

Turn: (t4030) 7

River: (t4030) A

Final Pot: t4030
Hero shows Q T (a straight flush, King high)
SB shows 2 2 (a pair of Twos)
Hero wins t4030

The call is about -7.5% against me pushing any two, BB calling 20% if he folds, and BB overcalling 10%. It's probably close to -10% against my actual range. Yay comeuppance. I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU RUNNER-RUNNER QUADS NOW, BIATCH. HUH? GO RIGHT AHEAD!

If he runner, runnered Quads, you would have to say:

"WTF, why did I win?!"

I say that any time I win a showdown.

Slim,

How confident were you about winning the hand when you saw this flop?




This has to be about the funniest non-insult I've ever heard

I wish I had been there to see that.

Major beat. 2K8 = the nuts for basketball games.

He can still draw to a misdeal or the Apocalypse.

The beat is that he finds it too complicated not that he can't play it.

I'd somehow forgotten that casino employee's left their sense of humor in Indiana or wherever they came from.

also, I run bad playing 3 handed live.

I run good playing 5-6 handed live.

I should double check peoples stacks before overshoving TT.

Announcing your hand pf is +ev, nobody believes you.

Live regs have no idea how to adjust.

Yeah, it's a beat that he can't enjoy it because apparently he can't play it.

I'm not great by any means but I'd be down to play online and see what's up.

This is what I get for posting that boring flopping a K-high straight flush hand. It's weird how this is totally standard, but since it hasn't happened to me in about the last 2k SNGs, it feels more like the sandy fist of poker uppercutting me from behind down low. Maybe no matter how much you play you never get used to it.

**** the 22s imo

FYP

bustoed 2 sets without cashing once and decided to tilt off my stacks in the 2 last remaining sngs... ie running 44 in QQ and 99 into A5s. SHIP...not.

Congrats Gtr, Ryan, Towellie and FD for some killer angle-shooting.

Cash>>STTs

That is all.

i just rly liked the gameplay of nba live 06 and got used to it so playing nba2k8 seemed excessively tough compared to nbalive series. obv a beat that I cant enjoy it to the level of every1 else. I bought nbalive 08 today instead but have yet to play it.

I remember everything accept trying to shove all in @ roulette. Its weird that they didnt allow me to do that since i had nowhere near the max bet.

I just woke up and really feel like ****