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02-01-2010 , 12:15 PM

gobbo

Trust the fat man.

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If any of you guys don't know what [censored] is then you're a noob.

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02-01-2010 , 12:15 PM

augie_

missed out on bitcoin

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you're a noob.

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02-01-2010 , 12:16 PM

augie_

missed out on bitcoin

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you're a towel.

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02-01-2010 , 12:19 PM

nutshot2

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[censored] stands for bad beats right?

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02-01-2010 , 12:22 PM

gobbo

Trust the fat man.

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Augie, you wanna get Mint today?

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02-01-2010 , 01:41 PM

The Lipo Fund

grinder

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usually bad beats arent allowed in censored threads!

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02-01-2010 , 01:49 PM

ssnyc

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 38,129

I'll bite since I get outplayed about 98% of my hands

well played sir

Poker Stars $35+$3 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t50/t100 Blinds - 7 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BB): t1905 M = 12.70
jsalmi (UTG): t2540 M = 16.93
Dantes_11 (UTG+1): t1480 M = 9.87
Seb777-GI (MP): t1560 M = 10.40
CROSA COLL (CO): t1360 M = 9.07
Rosa123433 (BTN): t715 M = 4.77
john_034 (SB): t1610 M = 10.73

Pre Flop: (t150) Hero is BB with 8

5 folds, john_034 calls t50, Hero raises to t1905 all in, john_034 calls t1510 all in

Flop: (t3220) 8

(2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: (t3220) 7

(2 players - 2 are all in)

River: (t3220) 5

(2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: t3220
Hero shows 8

(a pair of Eights)
john_034 shows 9

(a straight, Five to Nine)
john_034 wins t3220

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02-01-2010 , 01:59 PM

NHFunkii

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best month of the year!

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02-01-2010 , 02:00 PM

C-Unit

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,254

Hardly played much at all in Jan but still managed:

$3,274 $1,631 99% $14 1763 25% 19/117 16%

Going hard in Feb starting tomorrow. I want a 10k month.

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02-01-2010 , 02:06 PM

#10

cwicemvp12

Sergei Bobrovsky!

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This thread is totally NSFW right now.

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02-01-2010 , 02:37 PM

#11

WhyNotBet

adept

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Originally Posted by augie_

you're a towel.

you're a towel

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02-01-2010 , 03:11 PM

#12

benza13

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Originally Posted by NHFunkii

best month of the year!

Because its the shortest and therefore has the fewest opportunities to lose money?

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02-01-2010 , 03:12 PM

#13

benza13

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Originally Posted by cwicemvp12

This thread is totally NSFW right now.

i'll give you some excitement

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02-01-2010 , 03:13 PM

#14

NHFunkii

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cause my birfday is on thursday duh

also somehow still looking forward to the superbowl even after last sunday

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02-01-2010 , 03:19 PM

#15

benza13

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liar, i just figured out the real reason

its black history month

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02-01-2010 , 03:20 PM

#16

kevin21

SE Spokesman

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Goon Crew could have used Freddie yday, so easy

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02-01-2010 , 03:20 PM

#17

fivetypes

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This month I will be mostly playing cash and not mtts.

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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02-01-2010 , 03:27 PM

#18

C-Unit

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Gemma's soooo top heavy weeeeeeeee lol

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02-01-2010 , 03:29 PM

#19

nyc_bullets

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wow that girl is super hot.

i was wondering why the January thread was locked. was so confused. im so lost i didnt even know it was february.

last sunday of january was slightly profitable for me. hopefully that is sign of things to come for february.

hope every1 remembers to set aside 2.5k fpps for the pokerstars godiva gift box for their special someone. or their mom.

and if their mom is their special someone.....well then....u saved 2.5k fpps.

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02-01-2010 , 03:34 PM

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smokrokflock

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hopefully i stop playing horribly this month

Last edited by smokrokflock; 02-01-2010 at 03:34 PM. Reason: going to miami to clear my head

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02-01-2010 , 04:27 PM

#21

supergood1

old hand

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hopefully i win this month

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02-01-2010 , 04:34 PM

#22

PatBateman

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Originally Posted by NHFunkii

cause my birfday is on thursday duh

also somehow still looking forward to the superbowl even after last sunday

sick. mine, too

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02-01-2010 , 04:46 PM

#23

augie_

missed out on bitcoin

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let's do it tomorrow gobbo

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02-01-2010 , 05:11 PM

#24

aseHigh

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[ ] poker is dead (limper was a terrible donk who'd call off any2)

Poker Stars $20+$2 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t100/t200 Blinds - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

CO: t5263 M = 17.54
BTN: t7164 M = 23.88
SB: t2175 M = 7.25
BB: t5578 M = 18.59
UTG: t6081 M = 20.27
UTG+1: t3730 M = 12.43
UTG+2: t4034 M = 13.45
Hero (MP1): t7202 M = 24.01
MP2: t33011 M = 110.04

Pre Flop: (t300) Hero is MP1 with Q

2 folds, UTG+2 calls t200, Hero raises to t680, 3 folds, SB raises to t2175 all in, 2 folds, Hero calls t1495

Flop: (t4750) A

(2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: (t4750) J

(2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t4750) 3

(2 players - 1 is all in)

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