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A lot of times i will walk in the middle of the geese and they will spread in a circle and then the alpha geese will shake its feathers and raise its neck and look at me like wat are YOU DOING

04-29-2016 , 08:42 PM

#1177

spaceman Bryce

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I dont know what im doing mr alpha goose wanna buy some olives?

04-29-2016 , 09:21 PM

#1178

krunic

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Quote:

Originally Posted by spaceman Bryce

Bryces Beach restuarant for lazy people

spicy pita pockets 6.99
hawaain bbq sliders 13.99
"ultimate" nachos 8.99 warning spicy
ribeye steak 18.99

sides
fries 1.99
sweet potato fries 10.99
chips and salsa 3.99

margaritas 3 dollars

boulevard wheat 2.99
pacifico 3.99
heineken 8.99

olives 65 million dollars

no grilled cheese? no desserts? boo

04-29-2016 , 09:23 PM

#1179

spaceman Bryce

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Quote:

Originally Posted by krunic

no grilled cheese? no desserts? boo

olives are a desert

04-29-2016 , 09:28 PM

#1180

krunic

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Quote:

Originally Posted by spaceman Bryce

olives are a desert

nooooooooooooooo

I'll be your pastry chef spaceman. I'll make some good stuff. I need a job anyway.

Also the only thing I remember from 3rd grade is my teacher once told me how to remember to spell dessert and desert: dessert has two Ss for two Scoops of ice cream.

04-29-2016 , 09:32 PM

#1181

spaceman Bryce

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ummm...ok, so what will be on the dessert menu, keep in mind this restuarant is targeted for lazy people who arent foodies.

04-29-2016 , 09:58 PM

#1182

Brock Landers

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Bryce, your olive prices are very unreasonable. You have them at least 10 times the price they should be

04-29-2016 , 10:01 PM

#1183

spaceman Bryce

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Brock Landers

Bryce, your olive prices are very unreasonable. You have them at least 10 times the price they should be

you have to factor in the cost of labor

04-29-2016 , 10:04 PM

#1184

spaceman Bryce

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if your going to eat at this um...wonderful restuarant and are price conscience about olives i reccomen the sliders, some fries and a bunch of margaritas. it goes good with the music spoiler alert its the same song played on repeat forever.

04-29-2016 , 10:06 PM

#1185

spaceman Bryce

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04-29-2016 , 10:11 PM

#1186

krunic

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Quote:

Originally Posted by spaceman Bryce

ummm...ok, so what will be on the dessert menu, keep in mind this restuarant is targeted for lazy people who arent foodies.

Considering this is a beach restaurant I assume it will be in a warm climate. We should at least have some ice cream or froyo. Selling ice cream on a beach in summer is like printing money.

I'm thinking chocolate chip cookie ice cream sammiches. No one can resist that. Easy to eat for lazies, no utensils needed.

04-29-2016 , 10:11 PM

#1187

Brock Landers

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Even if I had an order of olives, at an extremely reasonable $3 a margarita I'd more than make up for the price

04-29-2016 , 11:17 PM

#1188

spaceman Bryce

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Quote:

Originally Posted by krunic

Thats a pretty good idea are customers will definitely be mostly lazy beachgoers type

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brock Landers

Even if I had an order of olives, at an extremely reasonable $3 a margarita I'd more than make up for the price

I hope someone buys two orders of olives

04-30-2016 , 01:52 AM

#1189

Bluegrassplayer

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I don't like olives so I think the price is fine.

04-30-2016 , 02:45 AM

#1190

jmitchell42

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Quote:

Originally Posted by spaceman Bryce

extra sharp cheddar and its not close

try colby-jack. it makes an incredible sammich.

04-30-2016 , 03:54 PM

#1191

spaceman Bryce

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ok im changing the price of olives at my imaginary restuarant for lazy people

New olives:

Greek Gods olives
Giant olives imported from italy stuffed with brie and parmessiano cheese. Served with pears and 2006 tawny port. A desert for the gods $129.99

04-30-2016 , 03:55 PM

#1192

spaceman Bryce

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Quote:

Originally Posted by jmitchell42

try colby-jack. it makes an incredible sammich.

colby jack is solid.

04-30-2016 , 03:56 PM

#1193

spaceman Bryce

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ok lazy people also love pizza so

cheese pizza 15.99
fiery hawaain pizza 32.99

04-30-2016 , 04:19 PM

#1194

Brock Landers

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That cheese pizza sounds delicious! Can I get one with olives?

04-30-2016 , 04:21 PM

#1195

spaceman Bryce

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04-30-2016 , 04:34 PM

#1196

gregorio

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Are the original olives still available?

04-30-2016 , 04:58 PM

#1197

spaceman Bryce

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Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

Are the original olives still available?

yes and there 60% off. only 23 million dollars now.

04-30-2016 , 07:52 PM

#1198

gregorio

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Do you deliver to Canada?

05-01-2016 , 01:06 AM

#1199

spaceman Bryce

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This is too silly even for me. Im 30. its the perfect time to get serious.

05-01-2016 , 04:01 AM

#1200

spaceman Bryce

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