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09-13-2010 , 12:16 PM

#1201

Scorcho

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Quote:

Originally Posted by kikadell

TaylorPop
2 weeks ago 54

Syndrome of a Down.

so funny yet so wrong

09-13-2010 , 12:18 PM

#1202

kikadell

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Quote:

Originally Posted by sledghammer

******s dancing to a live metal band

watched this again and spat scotch and coke over myself.

i know, im the bad guy, but basically, fu for making me smell of alcohol

scorcho, u have to teach me one day. thats some detailed iumgage hunting

Last edited by kikadell; 09-13-2010 at 12:19 PM. Reason: idk wtf imugage means, but iut probably means im getting wastd

09-13-2010 , 12:22 PM

#1203

Scorcho

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yah its tough i typed "syndrome down" into google image

09-13-2010 , 12:24 PM

#1204

skillgambler

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someone ban kik before he makes a fool out of himself

09-13-2010 , 12:24 PM

#1205

kikadell

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i got images of people with down syndrome

dont backchat me, whore

09-13-2010 , 12:24 PM

#1206

Scorcho

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Quote:

Originally Posted by skillgambler

someone ban kik before he makes a fool out of himself

NOW you request it?

09-13-2010 , 12:25 PM

#1207

ZOMG_RIGGED!

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when did they invent a time machine capable of going back to 2008?

09-13-2010 , 12:25 PM

#1208

kikadell

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Quote:

Originally Posted by skillgambler

someone ban kik before he makes a fool out of himself

i guess mods have been declining ur self ban requests for years huh

09-13-2010 , 12:29 PM

#1209

skillgambler

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obv the implied edit line reads: "oh wait...", didnt think i'd actually have to write it

09-13-2010 , 12:34 PM

#1210

Scorcho

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Quote:

Originally Posted by kikadell

i guess mods have been declining ur self ban requests for years huh

its probably better to just tell him to go blow himself rather than post this "i know you are but what am i?" type response

09-13-2010 , 12:36 PM

#1211

kikadell

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sg, go blow urself

09-13-2010 , 12:38 PM

#1212

skillgambler

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Scorcho

its probably better to just tell him to go blow himself rather than post this "i know you are but what am i?" type response

wow that's genius and i'm gonna start using it

09-13-2010 , 12:40 PM

#1213

sledghammer

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no u

09-13-2010 , 12:43 PM

#1214

sledghammer

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09-13-2010 , 12:52 PM

#1215

Scorcho

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09-13-2010 , 12:55 PM

#1216

dragon1893

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Quote:

Originally Posted by sledghammer

reminds me of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BpfydZdTE0

09-13-2010 , 01:05 PM

#1217

sledghammer

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09-13-2010 , 01:27 PM

#1218

Tirppa

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Quote:

Originally Posted by sledghammer

the song gets a bit repetitive but nice vid. And nice song too if it had a bit more going on..

09-13-2010 , 04:51 PM

#1219

Filip

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Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 1,722

Why do soccer fights consist of 95% flying knees?

Googling tailgaiting gave some fun results like a tailgaiting hammacka

On the good side ultimate fighter starts soon.

On the bad side i might actually be ruled by a good old fashion communist in 1 week.

09-13-2010 , 05:17 PM

#1220

that_pope

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09-13-2010 , 05:24 PM

#1221

Filip

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Gratz!

09-13-2010 , 05:53 PM

#1222

jph0424

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37 BB pots (and this table)

Poker Stars $5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Pre Flop: (1.4 SB) Hero is BB with A

1 fold, CO calls, BTN raises, SB calls, Hero calls, CO 3-bets, BTN calls, SB calls, Hero calls

Flop: (12 SB) 2

(4 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, CO checks, BTN bets, SB calls, Hero raises, CO calls, BTN 3-bets, SB calls, Hero calls, CO calls

Turn: (12 BB) 9

(4 players)
SB bets, Hero calls, CO calls, BTN raises, SB 3-bets, Hero calls, CO calls, BTN caps!, SB calls, Hero calls, CO calls

River: (28 BB) 4

(4 players)
SB bets, Hero calls, CO raises, BTN folds, SB calls, Hero 3-bets, CO calls, SB calls

Final Pot: 37 BB
SB mucks 8

Hero shows A

(a full house, Nines full of Fours)
CO mucks 4

Hero wins 36.8 BB
(Rake: $2.00)

09-13-2010 , 06:00 PM

#1223

Scorcho

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nice suckout fish

09-13-2010 , 06:12 PM

#1224

ZOMG_RIGGED!

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Filip

Why do soccer fights consist of 95% flying knees?

cause soccer players have skinny girl arms but when they kick you its probably like being hit with a bat? You can get a **** ton of power into a knee and I'm guessing they're harder to break than a foot or hand