I have greatly improved my drinking if Verno is mentioned and not me!

I am no longer a drunk shot taker. Now I simply win tourneys while drunk.

goal is for myclevername to lose as much as possiblme

100% VPIP, 100% SD. No folding, Ever

My last one made me really happy. My stars PTR looks awesome because it looks like I hit a decent win and just walked away!!!

It is so much fun to wake up the next morning, vaguely remember you played poker, and cringe when you hit the Cashier button, then realize you made 1k.

Then you open PT3 and realize you played 45/35 with a WTSD of 45% and a W$SD of 65% and laugh your ass off. Then you start looking through the hands and realize that this is probably the way you should be playing poker, and it makes you sad that there is no way you can play that laggy when you are sober.

What you need to do Scorcho it start playing 5/T and 10/20 when you are wasted. Those games were meant to be played at 45/35. And it is really fun. And it is only money, we can always make more.

Here is an example of a hand that I would never play this way when I am sober...

https://www.pokertableratings.com/re...ash=9910750564

You mean preflop? Because everything else is completely standard...

obv. I don't usually take 2 to the face with 43s. Maybe there is some merit to it.

ok, at suck at this game. Folded 3 times. Will get back to books.

Cool, now I have 550$ worth of action on this game and only had to pay 350$ worth of rake

So I am in a 1k$ NBA fantasy league where I've already had two trade offers (and one counter offer). And I just bought League Pass. Between this and NFL stuff I'm going to play 0 hands of poker in fall/winter.

****ing ****

i have 400 on it and approve of u not playing poker

oh yeah:

1. (2) LeBron James SF
2. (31) Tim Duncan PF,C
3. (34) Zach Randolph PF,C
4. (63) Jason Richardson SG,SF
5. (66) O.J. Mayo SG
6. (95) Andre Miller PG
7. (98) Anthony Morrow SG,SF
8. (127) Thaddeus Young SF,PF
9. (130) Samuel Dalembert C
10. (159) Kirk Hinrich PG,SG
11. (162) Reggie Williams SG,SF
12. (191) J.J. Redick SG
13. (194) Josh McRoberts PF,C
14. (223) Glen Davis PF,C

16 team league payouts 8k-4800-3200 with penalty for last.

c'mon Scorcho, there are at least 2 fish at every 1/2 table.

Even bigger than the 15/30 pot (but doesnt count as 4 of the players were not allowed to fold which tends to create bigger pots ldo) and Yay 1 outters

Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 Limit Hold'em - 10 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter By DeucesCracked Poker Videos

Hero posts a big blind (1 SB)

Pre Flop: (2.4 SB) Hero is UTG with J J
Hero raises, 1 fold, MyCleverName 3-bets, 1 fold, rjappel calls, 1 fold, WaterSt0rm caps!, 1 fold, LolDnkaments calls, 1 fold, Hero calls, MyCleverName calls, xxxx calls

Flop: (21 SB) T 2 T (5 players)
LolDnkaments checks, Hero bets, MyCleverName calls, xxxx raises, WaterSt0rm calls, LolDnkaments 3-bets, Hero calls, MyCleverName caps!, xxxx calls, WaterSt0rm calls, LolDnkaments calls, Hero calls

Turn: (20.5 BB) 9 (5 players)
LolDnkaments checks, Hero checks, MyCleverName bets, xxxx calls, WaterSt0rm raises, LolDnkaments calls, Hero calls, MyCleverName 3-bets, xxxx caps!, WaterSt0rm calls, LolDnkaments calls, Hero calls, MyCleverName calls

River: (40.5 BB) J (5 players)
LolDnkaments checks, Hero checks, MyCleverName bets, xxxx raises all in, WaterSt0rm calls, LolDnkaments completes, Hero 3-bets, MyCleverName calls, WaterSt0rm caps!, LolDnkaments calls, Hero calls, MyCleverName calls

Final Pot: 57.6 BB
Hero shows J J (a full house, Jacks full of Tens)
MyCleverName mucks K T
xxxx mucks J K
WaterSt0rm shows 9 A (two pair, Tens and Nines)
LolDnkaments mucks 2 4
Hero wins 11.6 BB
Hero wins 45.2 BB
(Rake: $0.40)

4? who's the 4th player? Pretty sure the other guy was just bad

Anyone seen this vid of Jason Mercier's twin at a the WSOPC tournament? It was posted in NVG.

http://www.cardplayer.com/cptv/chann...er-s-evil-twin

Guy is like an exact match, lol.

lol Colestakes

like I said......

Lol, Boc you made it into DeathDonkeys new video. The SamBowie line was A+.

Grr.

daq u have private messages turned off, i cant reply

daiquiri
banned


Hmmmm...Daiq bans himself and then kik starts posting, could they be the same person, like Pokaroo!

was like 23 hrs, 45 min when I went to sleep.

I mean, it's totally standard for me to stay up all night, but usually it's because the time I go to sleep creeps later and later. The weird part about last night was I had gotten a normal 7.5 hours or so and gotten up record early the day before, made no sense to be up for 24 hrs after that w/o getting drunk or anything.


I think zz was steaming pretty hard this morning.

Oh come on, just stay up for the extra 15 minutes ffs

lol, have someone at my table who is playing 100/0 and shown down 70% of the hands...granted 20 hand sample, but maybe it will continue!

And wouldn't you know, that is the only table of 4 that I am losing...