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10-10-2009 , 02:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by efficacy
When I first read this I thought the old lady said the last line. Would have made a waaay better story imo.
+1
10-10-2009 , 03:35 PM
I love a good donkfecta:

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
Limit Holdem $8(BB) Full Tilt
SB ($285)
BB ($1,011)
UTG ($466)
UTG+1 ($253)
Hero ($1,092)
BTN ($1,063)

Dealt to Hero 7 7

UTG raises to $16, fold, Hero raises to $24, fold, fold, fold, UTG calls $8

FLOP ($60) 6 7 2

UTG bets $8, Hero raises to $16, UTG calls $8

TURN ($92) 6 7 2 J

UTG bets $16, Hero raises to $32, UTG calls $16

RIVER ($156) 6 7 2 J 6

UTG bets $16, Hero raises to $32, UTG raises to $48, Hero raises to $64, UTG calls $16

UTG shows 9 6
(Pre 33%, Flop 7.1%, Turn 18.2%)

Hero shows 7 7
(Pre 67%, Flop 92.9%, Turn 81.8%)

Hero wins $281
10-10-2009 , 04:02 PM
><)))))>


Poker Stars $1/$2 Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Pre Flop: (1.5 SB) Hero is BTN with 9 9
1 fold, MP raises, CO calls, Hero 3-bets, SB calls, BB calls, MP calls, CO calls

Flop: (15 SB) 6 A K (5 players)
SB checks, BB checks, MP bets, CO calls, Hero calls, SB calls, BB calls

Turn: (10 BB) 9 (5 players)
SB checks, BB checks, MP bets, CO folds, Hero raises, SB folds, BB folds, MP 3-bets, Hero caps!, MP calls

River: (18 BB) 4 (2 players)
MP checks, Hero bets, MP calls

Final Pot: 20 BB
MP mucks A 9
Hero shows 9 9 (three of a kind, Nines)
Hero wins 19.5 BB
(Rake: $1.00)
10-10-2009 , 05:28 PM
Great B&M stories in this thread, would read again. I've seen everything from vomiting on table to a dealer getting choked out (and everything in between). I actually kinda like going--not for the poker--but because you dunno wtf might happen.
10-10-2009 , 05:36 PM
LOL - Sweden.
10-10-2009 , 05:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mvoss
LOL - Sweden.
Go Denmark!!!

at least my country has a chance to qualify now
10-10-2009 , 07:27 PM
Ireland heartbreaker today, imo.
10-10-2009 , 08:23 PM
gotta love B&M . . .

i actually miss the low-stakes drama. Everyone's too serious in 15-30+ no fun.

Can't wait for nosebleeds, i hear those guys are real a-holes . . .
10-10-2009 , 08:41 PM
This is the one where this guy teaches me a lesson for raising every time he limps in the SB.

Poker Stars $3/$6 Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Pre Flop: (1.333 SB) Hero is BB with Q 8
3 folds, SB calls, Hero checks

Flop: (2 SB) 7 T 6 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, SB calls

Turn: (2 BB) 9 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, SB calls

River: (4 BB) 2 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, SB raises, Hero calls

Final Pot: 8 BB
Hero shows Q 8 (a straight, Six to Ten)
SB shows A A (a pair of Aces)
Hero wins 7.667 BB
(Rake: $2.00)
10-10-2009 , 09:02 PM
Awesome. Looking at your comment, then his line, I put him on exactly aces.
10-10-2009 , 09:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GiantBuddha
Awesome. Looking at your comment, then his line, I put him on exactly aces.
I love how they wait for the board to get as bad as it can be to put in all the action.
10-10-2009 , 10:47 PM
The real way to play AA as a limper:

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
Limit Holdem $10(BB) Poker Stars
Hero ($325)
BB ($444)
BTN ($204)

Dealt to Hero 2 2

BTN calls $10, Hero raises to $20, BB calls $10, BTN raises to $30, Hero calls $10, BB calls $10

FLOP ($90) 7 7 2

Hero bets $10, BB calls $10, BTN raises to $20, Hero raises to $30, BB calls $20, BTN raises to $40, Hero calls $10, BB calls $10

TURN ($210) 7 7 2 J

Hero bets $20, BB raises to $40, BTN raises to $60, Hero raises to $80, BB calls $40, BTN calls $20

RIVER ($450) 7 7 2 J K

Hero bets $20, BB calls $20, BTN raises to $40, Hero raises to $60, BB calls $40, BTN calls $14 (AI)

BB shows J Q
(Pre 14%, Flop 0.7%, Turn 4.8%)

BTN shows A A
(Pre 68%, Flop 17.5%, Turn 9.5%)

Hero shows 2 2
(Pre 18%, Flop 81.8%, Turn 85.7%)

Hero wins $623
10-10-2009 , 10:51 PM
For sure that's played better than my villain played it, but still LOL limpiing it OTB.
10-10-2009 , 11:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by La Peste
This is the one where this guy teaches me a lesson for raising every time he limps in the SB.

Poker Stars $3/$6 Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Pre Flop: (1.333 SB) Hero is BB with Q 8
3 folds, SB calls, Hero checks

Flop: (2 SB) 7 T 6 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, SB calls

Turn: (2 BB) 9 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, SB calls

River: (4 BB) 2 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, SB raises, Hero calls

Final Pot: 8 BB
Hero shows Q 8 (a straight, Six to Ten)
SB shows A A (a pair of Aces)
Hero wins 7.667 BB
(Rake: $2.00)
pump pf, 3bet river
10-11-2009 , 01:08 AM
pf was a mistake (actually a 4 tabling error, lol). river you are out of your mind.
10-11-2009 , 02:07 AM
i just got mathematics of poker

havent started reading but i flipped open to a random page and saw them using derivatives and integrals, so i'm excited about it . . .
10-11-2009 , 02:12 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Paul Valente
i just got mathematics of poker

havent started reading but i flipped open to a random page and saw them using derivatives and integrals, so i'm excited about it . . .
Good luck. I am WAY too stupid for that book, tried and failed.
10-11-2009 , 02:42 AM
it's no breeze through
10-11-2009 , 07:13 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Paul Valente
saw them using derivatives and integrals
I already don't get it
10-11-2009 , 07:41 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Paul Valente
havent started reading but i flipped open to a random page and saw them using derivatives and integrals, so i'm excited about it . . .

Every now and again someone manages to combine words in the English language together in a way that has never before been done in recorded history. This is just such an occasion.
10-11-2009 , 07:41 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sethypooh21
Ireland heartbreaker today, imo.
Yeah, they brought it on themselves though, a goal up with 5 mins to go and everyone in the Italian half!
10-11-2009 , 08:39 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by kikadell
pump pf, 3bet river
i am never 3betting the river , but i do "pump" pre
10-11-2009 , 10:58 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by La Peste
Good luck. I am WAY too stupid for that book, tried and failed.
It really has little to do with being too smart or too stupid, but rather how much math background you have. But it's not like they leave all of the proofs for the reader to verify himself, thus you can just take their word for it and accept the general results.
10-11-2009 , 11:54 AM
My month thus far ....

Poker Stars $5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Pre Flop: (1.4 SB) Hero is BB with Q Q
3 folds, SB raises, Hero 3-bets, SB caps!, Hero calls

Flop: (8 SB) 2 7 J (2 players)
SB bets, Hero raises, SB 3-bets, Hero calls

Turn: (7 BB) 2 (2 players)
SB bets, Hero raises, SB calls

River: (11 BB) 2 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, SB calls

Final Pot: 13 BB
SB shows K K (a full house, Deuces full of Kings)
Hero shows Q Q (a full house, Deuces full of Queens)
SB wins 12.8 BB
(Rake: $2.00)
10-11-2009 , 11:59 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by crossbox
My month thus far ....

Poker Stars $5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Pre Flop: (1.4 SB) Hero is BB with Q Q
3 folds, SB raises, Hero 3-bets, SB caps!, Hero calls

Flop: (8 SB) 2 7 J (2 players)
SB bets, Hero raises, SB 3-bets, Hero calls

Turn: (7 BB) 2 (2 players)
SB bets, Hero raises, SB calls

River: (11 BB) 2 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, SB calls

Final Pot: 13 BB
SB shows K K (a full house, Deuces full of Kings)
Hero shows Q Q (a full house, Deuces full of Queens)
SB wins 12.8 BB
(Rake: $2.00)
is SB capping AJ preflop?
ah ok it's bvb.. than it's probably not that thin

      
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