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11-09-2011 , 04:13 AM

#301

gameoverjc

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spoiler of the main.

Spoiler:

11-09-2011 , 04:40 AM

#302

Palomino

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 3,742

Jc, ur out for the game on Saturday, I found other friends.

11-09-2011 , 04:50 AM

#303

pig4bill

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Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 35,229

Burn?

11-09-2011 , 04:50 AM

#304

gameoverjc

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Palomino

Jc, ur out for the game on Saturday, I found other friends.

Was it these guys?:

Spoiler:

JC not happy.

Spoiler:

JC throw cards at dealer instead.

11-09-2011 , 05:40 AM

#305

DrElo

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Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 5,648

Was at the vending machine and decided to get in on this Vitamin Water craze. Bad mistake. It tastes like a poor man's DayQuil.

11-09-2011 , 06:08 AM

#306

DrElo

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Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 5,648

Can somebody tell me why my laptop randomly decided to lose my internet history and reset all my settings to default?

And how to get that stuff back?

11-09-2011 , 07:16 AM

#307

DrElo

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Are there anti-boredom drugs? I don't want to fight any symptoms, just need things to do.

Legally, that is, I have no way to get illicit drugs anymore

11-09-2011 , 07:28 AM

#308

skillgambler

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Quote:

Originally Posted by DrElo

Are there anti-boredom drugs? I don't want to fight any symptoms, just need things to do.

Legally, that is, I have no way to get illicit drugs anymore

go upstairs imo, ask ur mom if she needs help around the house

11-09-2011 , 07:37 AM

#309

DrElo

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that doesn't come anywhere near remotely close to answering my question

(probably should look for new material too)

11-09-2011 , 07:39 AM

#310

DrElo

banned

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Quote:

Originally Posted by skillgambler

im drunko and ne,ed to inform evrybody abt it! Isnt it cool that i like 2 drink?!?!?

fyp

11-09-2011 , 07:55 AM

#311

skillgambler

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wat, now ur being just weird. u want to know what drugs u can buy at the store to take to relieve boredom? anything u ****ing idiot. try taking 25 aspirin and cutting yourself, i heard thats the fun thing to do nowadays for bored people.

11-09-2011 , 07:56 AM

#312

skillgambler

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also lol @ "OMG I DONT KNOW AN ANTI-BOREDOM DRUG I CAN GET LEGALLY " vs "OH U LIKE ALCOHOL U SUCKKKK"

11-09-2011 , 08:07 AM

#313

Wolfram

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If cats held the olympics, this would be called the cat-a-pult

11-09-2011 , 08:12 AM

#314

JDalla

Total Boar

Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 15,542

I'd post something here but there's too much of my blood on the keyboard. Doesn't hurt though thx to the 25 asprins I took earlier. Post breaking bad, gotta grind entertainment.

11-09-2011 , 10:39 AM

#315

anfernee

Won ****ty undertitle in BBB's Beanament

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 5,047

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolfram

If cats held the olympics, this would be called the cat-a-pult

would it be a part of the decathalon?

11-09-2011 , 11:26 AM

#316

Wolfram

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Quote:

Originally Posted by anfernee

would it be a part of the decathalon?

11-09-2011 , 01:17 PM

#317

Jesus_H_Christ

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Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 96

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrElo

In my dream, I was in a luxury suite at the Super Bowl with my very crazy, unbalanced girlfriend, Olivia Munn.

I don't think it was clear whether or not she was the actual Olivia Munn, or just a girl that looked exactly like her. Anyway, she was super insane, threatening to cut people's dicks off, yelling, etc. We were constantly fighting. At halftime, I played a 4 table nl MTT on the 50 yard line. There was not one person in the stands. I was the chipleader when I took a break and went to the restroom. Munn followed me in and started screaming about god knows what. I was planning on breaking up with her, but it seemed like too much trouble, so I said "**** it, let's get married". She agreed. I went back down to the 50, but all my chips were gone.

I love how you went from watching the super bowl to playing an MTT on the 50 yard line. <3 Elo.

Is it bad that last night I had a dream where I made a porno with my ex and my mom filmed it? WTF IS WRONG WITH ME?

Quote:

Originally Posted by La Peste

modern warfare 3

is for phags? aren't you like 40, stop playing video games, ffs.

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheGreaseFires

Fishboy saving November! I know cole irl and he most certainly lies about how many chicks he bangs. The rule of 3 always applies here. So however many chicks he is claiming, divide that by 3. In most of his cases, then multiply that by 0. No hate, just being real, love ya buddy!

The sequel is usually a disappointment, prove me wrong fishboy with your follow up wall of text!

LOL wut? Stop being a jerk, you wish you had the privilege to meet me!

Quote:

Originally Posted by All Apologies

FYP

A+ fishboy first post of yours I actually read.

+1

That post had lulz all over it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by JDalla

I'd post something here but there's too much of my blood on the keyboard. Doesn't hurt though thx to the 25 asprins I took earlier. Post breaking bad, gotta grind entertainment.

Aspirins are for pussies. You need that oxy. Also, wtf happened.

11-09-2011 , 01:53 PM

#318

JQPublic777

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Quote:

Originally Posted by DrElo

Can somebody tell me why my laptop randomly decided to lose my internet history and reset all my settings to default?

And how to get that stuff back?

Do a system restore

http://windows.microsoft.com/en-US/w...sked-questions

11-09-2011 , 02:31 PM

#319

All Apologies

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesus_H_Christ

Is it bad that last night I had a dream where I made a porno with my ex and my mom filmed it? WTF IS WRONG WITH ME?

11-09-2011 , 03:34 PM

#320

DrElo

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Quote:

Originally Posted by skillgambler

Wow, SOMEBODY can dish it out but not take it

Quote:

Originally Posted by skillgambler

also lol @ "OMG I DONT KNOW AN ANTI-BOREDOM DRUG I CAN GET LEGALLY " vs "OH U LIKE ALCOHOL U SUCKKKK"

Never said there was anything wrong with liking alcohol

Wait for it ...

wait ...

u mad?

Last edited by DrElo; 11-09-2011 at 03:36 PM. Reason: so I should get oxycontin? ok

11-09-2011 , 03:52 PM

#321

Jesus_H_Christ

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There is this new drug called Dragonfly or something. I heard it makes you hallucinate. I think it has killed a few people too. It's 100% legal.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bromo-DragonFLY

11-10-2011 , 12:57 AM

#322

Tryptamean

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesus_H_Christ

There is this new drug called Dragonfly or something. I heard it makes you hallucinate. I think it has killed a few people too. It's 100% legal.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bromo-DragonFLY

SWIM read some super long thread on drugs forum about this stuff. one variant has threshold/lethal doses in the micrograms while a very similar variant has lethal doses in the micrograms. however, they're generally safe as long as you dont accidentally overdose. the mixup was between bromo dragonFLY and 2CBFLY i think.

they actually aren't 100% legal, as they technically fall under the analog drugs act. that doesn't stop ppl from selling them online, but 90% of sites claiming to ship them are scams that will just say your shipment got seized by customs.

11-10-2011 , 02:10 AM

#323

pig4bill

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Quote:

Originally Posted by DrElo

Can somebody tell me why my laptop randomly decided to lose my internet history and reset all my settings to default?

And how to get that stuff back?

Sounds like virus from porn sites.

11-10-2011 , 05:32 AM

#324

DrElo

banned

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 5,648

Over the last week I've ran worse than I've ever ran in my life

16 straight losing sessions

no big deal though, there are plenty of games available and nosebleed games to take tilt shots at.

OH WAIT

**** everybody

so ****ing pissed

impotent rage is the worst

11-10-2011 , 07:39 AM

#325

Wolfram

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