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02-15-2010 , 06:14 PM

#1201

Scorcho

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 7,975

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZOMG_RIGGED!

The night I spent in a holding cell I was there if two other guys. Both of them were there for there second DUII, both of them still in diversion, and both of them over a .2 blood-alcohol.

lol hillsboroaments

02-15-2010 , 07:25 PM

#1202

kikadell

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 10,046

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZOMG_RIGGED!

I could have gotten drunk many times during the whole process and gotten away with it, but it was really worth it to even try. the whole thing wasnt that big a deal.

this would have been the biggest middle finger ever imo.

interesting read so cheers.

02-15-2010 , 07:30 PM

#1203

johnnyrocket

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 9,277

hillsboroaments? i'm from a hillsborough

02-15-2010 , 08:18 PM

#1204

Scorcho

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 7,975

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnnyrocket

hillsboroaments? i'm from a hillsborough

it's a suburb of Portland kinda near where me and ZOMG live

it's basically a lot of mexicans, a good chunk of which get picked up for DUIs quite often

also, so as not to be labeled racist, there's the white trash version of it on the other side of Portland called Gresham -- it's got a good chunk of whities getting picked up for DUIs quite often

02-15-2010 , 08:32 PM

#1205

kikadell

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 10,046

also not to be mixed up with the westboro baptist church

lol just found this when i googled to confirm spelling http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maeNk2itmMk . the "incident" is the funniest **** known to man. at 2:05

its not pronounced aussssssie you tool, its auzzie

Last edited by kikadell; 02-15-2010 at 08:38 PM.

02-15-2010 , 10:04 PM

#1206

freshjuuuiice

grinder

Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 461

Thought you all might get a kick out of seeing this graph. Uploaded all the hands I could find on my desktop. Span from Jan 01 2009 until Feb 13th 2010. Stakes ranging from 5-10 to 200-400. I think the universe is trying to tell me to quit while I still have a shred of sanity left.

02-15-2010 , 10:16 PM

#1207

admiralfluff

veteran

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 2,334

Quote:

Originally Posted by freshjuuuiice

did you at least get lucky with stake selection for your runbad?

02-15-2010 , 10:17 PM

#1208

freshjuuuiice

grinder

Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 461

yes. runbad was 95% 5-10, 5% 10-20

02-16-2010 , 12:20 AM

#1209

that_pope

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 33,474

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scorcho

also, so as not to be labeled racist, there's the white trash version of it on the other side of Portland called Gresham -- it's got a good chunk of whities getting picked up for DUIs quite often

Thats where my company's other Fab is located...I haven't visited yet, but at some point I'll be taking a trip up there.

02-16-2010 , 12:46 AM

#1210

sethypooh21

Make or Miss League

Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 47,037

Jeebus, Vegas with no liquor = killself...

02-16-2010 , 01:01 AM

#1211

kwealert

old hand

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 1,506

Quote:

Originally Posted by sethypooh21

Jeebus, Vegas with no liquor = killself...

I couldn't have done it once let alone twice.

02-16-2010 , 01:47 AM

#1212

JQPublic777

veteran

Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 2,944

Please don't judge me, but i've been banned from PTR for pressing reload too many times.

02-16-2010 , 01:49 AM

#1213

sethypooh21

Make or Miss League

Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 47,037

hey, kickass, milestone hand for Pooh!

02-16-2010 , 01:54 AM

#1214

sethypooh21

Make or Miss League

Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 47,037

Lol at my river call, but I'm effectively getting about 215-1...

Poker Stars $3/$6 Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Pre Flop: (1.333 SB) Hero is SB with 5

UTG raises, MP calls, CO calls, BTN calls, Hero calls, BB calls

Flop: (12 SB) Q

(6 players)
Hero checks, BB bets, UTG raises, MP calls, CO calls, BTN calls, Hero calls, BB calls

Turn: (12 BB) A

(6 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, UTG checks, MP checks, CO checks, BTN checks

River: (12 BB) 2

(6 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, UTG bets, MP calls, CO calls, BTN calls, Hero calls, BB calls

Final Pot: 18 BB
Hero mucks 5

BB mucks J

UTG shows 9

(a pair of Queens)
MP mucks 6

CO mucks T

BTN mucks 3

UTG wins 17.5 BB
(Rake: $3.00)

02-16-2010 , 02:00 AM

#1215

jph0424

old hand

Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 1,564

what did your take end up being?

02-16-2010 , 02:03 AM

#1216

sethypooh21

Make or Miss League

Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 47,037

Just under $1900, I'd been there for 50+ hands with a 75/50/3 there the whole time

02-16-2010 , 02:46 AM

#1217

ItsADAMyay

grinder

Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 610

Nice Sethy $1900 is pretty sweet

. I was on every table you weren't when that one hit table selection imo, Always a good amount of 3/6 tables going on 24/7 lately this promotion is kinda cool

02-16-2010 , 02:50 AM

#1218

Verno

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 3,897

Congrats Sethy. MBN

I on the other hand proceeded to spew 60 BB in 200 hands and berate every player at every table. I am expecting an email from pokerstars. Whether you played the hand well or not, if you beat me in a pot, I told you to **** off and die. Stopping for the night was the only good decision I made.

"Keep drawing, I'm reloading" was a very common theme...
FU poker

02-16-2010 , 04:58 AM

#1219

xxEquinox

grinder

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 625

nice value raise

I snap called the river lol

Poker Stars $5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 4 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Pre Flop: (1.4 SB) Hero is SB with J

CO calls, 1 fold, Hero raises, 1 fold, CO calls

Flop: (5 SB) 9

(2 players)
Hero bets, CO calls

Turn: (3.5 BB) 8

(2 players)
Hero bets, CO calls

River: (5.5 BB) 4

(2 players)
Hero bets, CO raises, Hero calls

Final Pot: 9.5 BB
Hero mucks J

CO shows 5

(a pair of Eights)
CO wins 9.3 BB
(Rake: $2.00)

02-16-2010 , 06:10 AM

#1220

Royston Vasey

old hand

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 1,528

Quote:

Originally Posted by Distajo

Please don't judge me, but i've been banned from PTR for pressing reload too many times.

I hoped the lady you were searching for was worth a look but alas there was nothing erotic to be found.

02-16-2010 , 06:35 AM

#1221

TheHip41

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 27,049

Quote:

Originally Posted by sethypooh21

UTG raises, MP calls, CO calls, BTN calls, Hero calls, BB calls

Flop: (12 SB) Q

(6 players)
Hero checks, BB bets, UTG raises, MP calls, CO calls, BTN calls, Hero calls, BB calls

Turn: (12 BB) A

(6 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, UTG checks, MP checks, CO checks, BTN checks

River: (12 BB) 2

(6 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, UTG bets, MP calls, CO calls, BTN calls, Hero calls, BB calls

Final Pot: 18 BB
Hero mucks 5

BB mucks J

UTG shows 9

(a pair of Queens)
MP mucks 6

CO mucks T

BTN mucks 3

UTG wins 17.5 BB
(Rake: $3.00)

i was like wait, wtf are you doing, then I realized it was jackpot hand.

you can probably still fold the river though

02-16-2010 , 06:36 AM

#1222

TheHip41

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 27,049

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxEquinox

nice value raise

I snap called the river lol

Poker Stars $5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 4 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Pre Flop: (1.4 SB) Hero is SB with J

CO calls, 1 fold, Hero raises, 1 fold, CO calls

Flop: (5 SB) 9

(2 players)
Hero bets, CO calls

Turn: (3.5 BB) 8

(2 players)
Hero bets, CO calls

River: (5.5 BB) 4

(2 players)
Hero bets, CO raises, Hero calls

Final Pot: 9.5 BB
Hero mucks J

CO shows 5

(a pair of Eights)
CO wins 9.3 BB
(Rake: $2.00)

this is an awful river call.

you beat 1 hand, and he can't even have that hand