*****Official SSSH LC/NC Thread for February***** - Page 21 - Small Stakes Shorthanded Poker

Two Plus Two Forums Archived Forums Strategy Small Stakes Shorthanded

*****Official SSSH LC/NC Thread for February*****

...

Page 21 of 91

First

11 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 31 41 71

Last

Page 21 of 91

First

11 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 31 41 71

Last

02-08-2010 , 07:15 AM

#501

kikadell

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 10,046

mahmoud ahmadinejad was at the iranian premier of avatar yesterday

Spoiler:

he didnt like it

02-08-2010 , 08:00 AM

#502

xxEquinox

grinder

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 625

How am I losing right now?
Poker Stars $1/$2 Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Pre Flop: (1.5 SB) Hero is SB with 5

UTG raises, 1 fold, BTN calls, Hero calls, 1 fold

Flop: (7 SB) 2

(3 players)
Hero bets, UTG folds, BTN calls

Turn: (4.5 BB) 3

(2 players)
Hero bets, BTN calls

River: (6.5 BB) 6

(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

Final Pot: 6.5 BB
BTN shows K

(a straight flush, Three to Seven)
Hero shows 5

(a straight flush, Deuce to Six)
BTN wins 6.25 BB
(Rake: $0.50)

I forgot action on flop lol

02-08-2010 , 10:16 AM

#503

crossbox

old hand

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 1,202

Quote:

Originally Posted by kikadell

mahmoud ahmadinejad was at the iranian premier of avatar yesterday

he didnt like it

now there's a surprise

02-08-2010 , 10:38 AM

#504

Royston Vasey

old hand

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 1,528

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxEquinox

How am I losing right now?
Poker Stars $1/$2 Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Pre Flop: (1.5 SB) Hero is SB with 5

UTG raises, 1 fold, BTN calls, Hero calls, 1 fold

Flop: (7 SB) 2

(3 players)
Hero bets, UTG folds, BTN calls

Turn: (4.5 BB) 3

(2 players)
Hero bets, BTN calls

River: (6.5 BB) 6

(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

Final Pot: 6.5 BB
BTN shows K

(a straight flush, Three to Seven)
Hero shows 5

(a straight flush, Deuce to Six)
BTN wins 6.25 BB
(Rake: $0.50)

I forgot action on flop lol

lol @ btn on river

(Unless he was playing 24 tables I suppose)

02-08-2010 , 11:54 AM

#505

DrElo

banned

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 5,648

I hate this ****ing **** so much.

Also, I got my chat banned. Who the **** calls the chat moderator playing hu? Like I don't think this rich donk I'm playing heads up with gives a ****, so what kind of no-life railtard would call the chat mods in?

02-08-2010 , 11:57 AM

#506

DrElo

banned

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 5,648

Oh good it was only for 3 hours because I said **** you to the moderator when he (it?) chirped in with that "Hello all players!" bull****.

Last edited by DrElo; 02-08-2010 at 12:23 PM.

02-08-2010 , 12:12 PM

#507

daiquiri

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 8,694

maybe they have some keywords that automatically trigger a mod notifier if they reach a certain frequency?

02-08-2010 , 12:18 PM

#508

DrElo

banned

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 5,648

Yeah, that's probably it.

I don't understand why poker sites have this censorship policy. You have to be an adult to sign up for a real money account, so who are they protecting by censoring players that say "naughty" words?

02-08-2010 , 12:35 PM

#509

daiquiri

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 8,694

I agree it's weird especially because you can just right click/mute anyone if you want him to shut up
I have to add though that since I asked a chatban on myself and turned off anything but the dealer messages which are set to "all", I'm a much happier person

02-08-2010 , 12:36 PM

#510

HelaRavenousWombat

adept

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 805

I don't know. Maybe they think want a "friendly" environment to keep players on the site.

02-08-2010 , 12:39 PM

#511

DrElo

banned

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 5,648

Quote:

Originally Posted by daiquiri

I have to add though that since I asked a chatban on myself and turned off anything but the dealer messages which are set to "all", I'm a much happier person

Well, but what do you do when you want/need to talk to somebody?

02-08-2010 , 12:42 PM

#512

henholland

veteran

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 3,397

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrElo

I would guess that most recreational players prefer to play with other adults who play mainly because they enjoy the game rather than insecure cry babies

02-08-2010 , 01:25 PM

#513

daiquiri

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 8,694

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrElo

Well, but what do you do when you want/need to talk to somebody?

I never need to talk to anyone at the table unless I want to tell them to go **** themselves

02-08-2010 , 01:26 PM

#514

ravballz

journeyman

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 361

j.immycr.ab13: OMG U FKNG MORON
j.immycr.ab13: WHY??
ravballz: i knew u were bluffing
j.immycr.ab13: I HAD kk MORON
Administrator: €22+R 3x-turbo EPT Berlin Qualifier begins in 8 minutes. One package guaranteed! Register now @ T284510001 under the Events/EPT/All tab.
ravballz: no u
j.immycr.ab13: HOW WAS I BLUFFING??
j.immycr.ab13: LOOK AT THE HISTORY IDIOT
Dealer: Game #39428524770: quallqa lepa wins pot ($19)
ravballz: stop bluffing imo
j.immycr.ab13: YOU STUPID SAUERKRAUT EATING TARD
j.immycr.ab13: LOOJK AT THE HISTORY

02-08-2010 , 01:30 PM

#515

La Peste

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,028

Quote:

Originally Posted by daiquiri

I never need to talk to anyone at the table unless I want to tell them to go **** themselves

Lies, you always chat up unguarded.

Also, my new policy is if someone wishes that my family get cancer I automatically call a moderator. I told someone that it wasn't funny because my grandmother had cancer. He replied "good that means you'll get it too". He was terrible, but there are limits as to what I will put up with.

02-08-2010 , 01:30 PM

#516

HelaRavenousWombat

adept

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 805

lol. stop being such a sauerkraut eating tard.

02-08-2010 , 01:33 PM

#517

Wolfram

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 15,066

I made $233 taking the Saint's at +4.5 in the superbowl. Ship it.

02-08-2010 , 01:34 PM

#518

HelaRavenousWombat

adept

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 805

I think the best policy is to stay silent when someone slings insults at you. Or tell then you knew they were bluffing if you sucked out on them.

02-08-2010 , 01:39 PM

#519

DonJuan

old hand

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 1,580

ship 1k on the under..plus 4k on texas hold em bonus god love that game. must be +ev to look at other people cards.

02-08-2010 , 02:07 PM

#520

DosXX

veteran

Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 3,034

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrElo

Oh and I'd like to congratulate the crime-infested, steaming ****pile of a city that is New Orleans for winning the Super Bowl. I was pissed at first when it became evident the Colts were going to lose, but then I realized that if the denizens of an area are stupid enough to habitate (and to rebuild and re-rebuild) in an area that is ripe for a devastating natural disaster and are too stupid to GET THE **** OUT WHEN THAT NATURAL DISASTER IS AT YOUR DOOR AND ABOUT TO DROWN YOUR ASS, then said idiots should be looked upon with pity and not with scorn.

LOL you realize the majority of the population of this country and probably the world live in places where natural disasters have the very real probability of significant devastation? New Orleans just gets the bad rap because it happened there. I don't hear anyone screaming at dumb people in LA for living on a faultline. FWIW I live in LA.

02-08-2010 , 02:12 PM

#521

kikadell

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 10,046

ptr caught it so i got my trifecta badge

Full Tilt Poker $3/$6 Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

CO posts a big blind (1 SB)

Pre Flop: (2.5 SB) Hero is BB with 8

UTG calls, CO checks, 1 fold, SB calls, Hero checks

Flop: (4 SB) 8

(4 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, UTG checks, CO bets, SB folds, Hero raises, UTG folds, CO calls

Turn: (4 BB) 8

(2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets, Hero raises, CO calls

River: (8 BB) A

(2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets, Hero raises, CO calls

Final Pot: 12 BB
CO mucks 5

Hero shows 8

(four of a kind, Eights)
Hero wins 11.5 BB
(Rake: $3.00)

02-08-2010 , 02:15 PM

#522

henholland

veteran

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 3,397

Quote:

Originally Posted by DosXX

I hope it was a joke

02-08-2010 , 02:21 PM

#523

Verno

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 3,897

Quote:

Originally Posted by ravballz

j.immycr.ab13: OMG U FKNG MORON
j.immycr.ab13: WHY??
ravballz: i knew u were bluffing
j.immycr.ab13: I HAD kk MORON
Administrator: €22+R 3x-turbo EPT Berlin Qualifier begins in 8 minutes. One package guaranteed! Register now @ T284510001 under the Events/EPT/All tab.
ravballz: no u
j.immycr.ab13: HOW WAS I BLUFFING??
j.immycr.ab13: LOOK AT THE HISTORY IDIOT
Dealer: Game #39428524770: quallqa lepa wins pot ($19)
ravballz: stop bluffing imo
j.immycr.ab13: YOU STUPID SAUERKRAUT EATING TARD
j.immycr.ab13: LOOJK AT THE HISTORY

02-08-2010 , 02:32 PM

#524

Tryptamean

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 9,844

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrElo

I was a dick at the tables tonight, my apologies.

Whenever I come to my mom's house I tilt super easily because I need a cigarette soooo bad ...

http://www.blucigs.com/

just order the starter pack... you can thank me later

02-08-2010 , 02:36 PM

#525

johnnyrocket

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 9,277

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolfram

I made $233 taking the Saint's at +4.5 in the superbowl. Ship it.

-$10 to OTR15 on the coinflip

Quote:

Originally Posted by DonJuan

ship 1k on the under..plus 4k on texas hold em bonus god love that game. must be +ev to look at other people cards.

yea you would think, we were doing this on our vegas meet up until the floor warned us not to, should prob go from casino to casino crushing like this

Page 21 of 91

First

11 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 31 41 71

Last

...

Page 21 of 91

First

11 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 31 41 71

Last