That hardly narrows it down, who are you at stars?

This is truly unreal... **** you $0 line!

Saw a great screen name today: "CASHIER4U" A+

WOW, I think those are tilt-lines not swings...

My last 10k, 5/10 and 10/20 6-max.



If I didnt try to 3-table from 2500-3500 I'd be in much better shape... (dead serious)

I think this must be the worst 1k run I've ever had. I wonder what I did to deserve this. Oh yeah btw, the preflop numbers are pretty far from my normal numbers, I hit a lot of strong hands pre- and postflop, I just got outdrawn a ton.



And this is how it looks in Pokergrapher.



Somebody post something that'll make me laugh, I need it.

I suppose that means the 15/30 games at party are filled with juiced up fish right now

later Mike!

You suppose correctly, I'm sure you'll run like god as usual and end up with all my $$$ you *******. I said post something funny not something assclownish.

I'd rather get rich than be funny...

Looks like the fishies took of with the loot tho

Yeah, 3-tabling often screws me up, too, but 2-tabling 1500 hands a day takes a long freaking time. I hope you're not right about those downers being tilt-induced.

Okay, here are the hands, in order, which took place once I hit $0. Look tilty?

Hand 1:

PokerStars 5/10 Hold'em (6 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A, A. UTG posts a blind of $5.
UTG (poster) checks, 1 fold, CO raises, 1 fold, SB calls, Hero 3-bets, UTG calls, CO calls, SB calls.

Flop: (12 SB) 9, Q, 8 (4 players)
SB bets, Hero raises, UTG calls, CO calls, SB calls.

Turn: (10 BB) J (4 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, UTG checks, CO checks.

River: (10 BB) 6 (4 players)
SB bets, Hero calls, UTG folds, CO folds.

Final Pot: 12 BB

Results in white below:
SB shows Qs 8s (two pair).
Hero has Ac As (one pair, aces).
Outcome: SB wins 12 BB.

Hand 2: Nice river, villian.

PokerStars 5/10 Hold'em (5 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 2, T.
UTG calls, 3 folds, Hero checks.

Flop: (2.40 SB) T, 4, 3 (2 players)
Hero bets, UTG raises, Hero calls.

Turn: (3.20 BB) 5 (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets, Hero calls.

River: (5.20 BB) 6 (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets, Hero raises, UTG calls.

Final Pot: 9.20 BB

Results in white below:
Hero has 2c Tc (straight, six high).
UTG has 7h 7c (straight, seven high).
Outcome: UTG wins 9.20 BB.

Hand 3: I guess MAYBE I could get away from this on the river.

PokerStars 5/10 Hold'em (5 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 9, 7.
3 folds, Hero raises, BB calls.

Flop: (4 SB) 9, 5, K (2 players)
Hero bets, BB raises, Hero calls.

Turn: (4 BB) 3 (2 players)
Hero checks, BB bets, Hero calls.

River: (6 BB) 5 (2 players)
Hero checks, BB bets, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 8 BB

Results in white below:
Hero has 9s 7s (two pair, nines and fives).
BB has Kd 2d (two pair, kings and fives).
Outcome: BB wins 8 BB.

Hand 4 (this and the above are within a 15 hand block): Not sure what else I can do here besides maybe fold the river.

PokerStars 5/10 Hold'em (6 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 9, T.
UTG calls, 1 fold, CO calls, 1 fold, SB completes, Hero checks.

Flop: (4 SB) T, 9, 6 (4 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, UTG checks, CO bets, SB calls, Hero raises, UTG folds, CO 3-bets, SB calls, Hero caps, CO calls, SB calls.

Turn: (8 BB) 3 (3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, CO raises, SB folds, Hero calls.

River: (12 BB) 7 (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 14 BB

Results in white below:
Hero has 9h Td (two pair, tens and nines).
CO shows 8c 7c (straight, six to ten).
Outcome: CO wins 14 BB.

Hand 5: Wanted to find a fold, but couldn't.

PokerStars 5/10 Hold'em (6 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is CO with T, K.
2 folds, Hero raises, Button calls, SB 3-bets, 1 fold, Hero calls, Button calls.

Flop: (10 SB) 3, K, 2 (3 players)
SB bets, Hero raises, Button folds, SB 3-bets, Hero calls.

Turn: (8 BB) 8 (2 players)
SB bets, Hero calls.

River: (10 BB) Q (2 players)
SB bets, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 12 BB

Results in white below:
SB shows Ah Ad (one pair, aces).
Hero has Td Ks (one pair, kings).
Outcome: SB wins 12 BB.

Hand 6: Fold flop, probably. Maybe fold river, too. What's with villians flopping straights?

PokerStars 5/10 Hold'em (6 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q, 9.
2 folds, CO calls, Button calls, SB completes, Hero checks.

Flop: (4 SB) 7, 8, 6 (4 players)
SB bets, Hero calls, CO raises, Button calls, SB 3-bets, Hero calls, CO caps, Button calls, SB calls, Hero calls.

Turn: (10 BB) Q (4 players)
SB bets, Hero calls, CO calls, Button calls.

River: (14 BB) 6 (4 players)
SB bets, Hero calls, CO calls, Button folds.

Final Pot: 17 BB

Results in white below:
SB doesn't show.
Hero has Qd 9c (two pair, queens and sixes).
CO shows Ts 9h (straight, six to ten).
Outcome: CO wins 17 BB.

Hand 7: Aces lose again... Don't bet turn? Seems weak... Guess I have to fold the river, since I beat nothing.

PokerStars 5/10 Hold'em (6 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A, A.
UTG raises, 3 folds, SB calls, Hero 3-bets, UTG caps, SB folds, Hero calls.

Flop: (10 SB) Q, J, 4 (2 players)
Hero bets, UTG calls.

Turn: (6 BB) K (2 players)
Hero bets, UTG raises, Hero calls.

River: (10 BB) 9 (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 12 BB

Results in white below:
Hero has Ad Ah (one pair, aces).
UTG shows Qs Qc (three of a kind, queens).
Outcome: UTG wins 12 BB.

Hand 8:
PokerStars 5/10 Hold'em (6 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with K, Q.
Hero raises, MP calls, 3 folds, BB calls.

Flop: (6.40 SB) K, 4, 9 (3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, MP calls, BB calls.

Turn: (4.70 BB) 3 (3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, MP calls, BB calls.

River: (7.70 BB) A (3 players)
BB bets $7.5 (All-In), Hero calls, MP folds.

Final Pot: 9.20 BB

Results in white below:
BB shows Qd 8d (flush, ace high).
Hero has Ks Qh (one pair, kings).
Outcome: BB wins 9.20 BB.

Hand 9:

PokerStars 5/10 Hold'em (6 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is Button with J, J.
UTG calls, 1 fold, CO raises, Hero 3-bets, 1 fold, BB caps, UTG calls, CO calls, Hero calls.

Flop: (16.40 SB) 3, T, 5 (4 players)
BB bets, UTG calls, CO calls, Hero raises, BB calls, UTG calls, CO calls.

Turn: (12.20 BB) 7 (4 players)
BB checks, UTG checks, CO checks, Hero bets, BB calls, UTG calls, CO calls.

River: (16.20 BB) 6 (4 players)
BB checks, UTG bets, CO folds, Hero folds, BB folds.

Final Pot: 16.20 BB

Results in white below:
UTG doesn't show.
Outcome: UTG wins 16.20 BB.

PokerStars 5/10 Hold'em (4 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with Q, A.
Hero raises, 1 fold, SB 3-bets, 1 fold, Hero caps, SB calls.

Flop: (9 SB) 9, A, K (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, SB raises, Hero calls.

Turn: (6.50 BB) 7 (2 players)
SB bets, Hero calls.

River: (8.50 BB) J (2 players)
SB bets, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 10.50 BB

Results in white below:
Hero has Qh As (one pair, aces).
SB shows Ac Kd (one pair, aces w/king kicker).
Outcome: SB wins 10.50 BB.

And it just won't stop...

Party Poker $15.00/$30.00 Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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Pre Flop: Hero is BB with 4 4
4 folds, SB raises, Hero calls

Flop: (2 BB) 3 4 6 (2 players)
SB bets, Hero raises, SB calls

Turn: (4 BB) A (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, SB raises, Hero 3-bets, SB caps!, Hero calls

River: (12 BB) A (2 players)
SB bets, Hero cries and calls

I feel a rally coming

Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $10/$20
5 players

Pre-flop: (5 players) yourface is SB with ah th
UTG raises to $20, 2 folds, yourface calls, BB calls.

Flop: jd 8h qh ($60, 3 players)
yourface checks, BB checks, UTG bets $10, yourface raises to $20, BB calls all-in $6.35, UTG raises to $30, yourface raises to $40, UTG calls.

Turn: ks ($146.35, 2 players + 1 all-in - Main pot: $79.05, Sidepot 1: $67.3)
yourface bets $20, UTG raises to $40, yourface raises to $60, UTG raises to $80, yourface calls.

River: 2c ($306.35, 2 players + 1 all-in - Main pot: $79.05, Sidepot 1: $227.3)
yourface checks, UTG bets $20, yourface raises to $40, UTG calls.

Results:
Final pot: $386.35
yourface shows AH TH
BB shows 5D 9D
UTG shows 8D 8S

FTOP perfect yo

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Pre Flop: Hero is CO with K J
UTG raises, 1 fold, Hero 3-bets, 3 folds, UTG calls

Flop: (3.75 BB) A J 8 (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets, UTG calls

Turn: (4.75 BB) 6 (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets, UTG calls

River: (6.75 BB) 4 (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero checks

dueces cracked teachers cant play 3+ tables?

my winrate at 1-2 would be so much smaller than 8, although i would likely get much better

JT fwiw brassmonkey his graph is pretty normal 4tabling+ graph

do i have potential? this is my 1/2 shot

Wow, I need to study more up rakeback(4 tabling+) and win rate convergence. It's obv to me that there is a spot where you should be playing less tables. For me, it's 2 tables, no question.

So I've donated to this 71/4/0.6 genius on my immediate right for 150 hands to the tune of 44 BB/100. I finally win a few hands and of course he gets up and leaves

i beat bryce in our hula match

Finished watching reruns of Band of brothers. That show gets me everytime.

If anyone of you US guys have grand dads who helped save our asses over here let them know we appreciate it

most frustrating session in memory today

two consecutive hands:

Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $10/$20
3 players

Pre-flop: (3 players) yourface is SB with 5d 5s
Button raises, yourface 3-bets, BB calls, Button caps, yourface calls, BB calls.

Flop: :10s 5c 4c (12SB, 3 players)
yourface checks, BB checks, Button checks.

Turn: 3s (6BB, 3 players)
yourface bets, BB calls, Button raises, yourface 3-bets, BB folds, Button caps, yourface calls.

River: 9h (15BB, 2 players)
yourface bets, Button raises, yourface 3-bets, Button calls.

Results:
Final pot: 21BB
yourface shows 5D 5S
Button shows 2D AC


can you spot the tilt?

Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $10/$20
3 players

Pre-flop: (3 players) yourface is Button with ac jh
yourface raises, SB 3-bets, BB calls, yourface calls.

Flop: js 6s 4s (7.5SB, 3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, yourface bets, SB calls, BB folds.

Turn: ah (4.75BB, 2 players)
SB checks, yourface bets, SB raises, yourface 3-bets, SB caps, yourface calls.

River: 7h (12.75BB, 2 players)
SB bets, yourface raises, SB 3-bets, yourface calls.

Results:
Final pot: 18.75BB
SB shows AS KS
yourface shows AC JH

You can take your Supernova Elite and SUCK IT, because I'm a luckbox:

Poker Stars $3.00/$6.00 Limit Hold'em - 5 players
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Pre Flop: Hero is BTN with 8 9
2 folds, Hero raises, 1 fold, dbeckham7467 3-bets, Hero calls

Flop: (3.167 BB) 8 8 8 (2 players)
dbeckham7467 bets, Hero raises, dbeckham7467 calls

Turn: (5.167 BB) K (2 players)
dbeckham7467 checks, Hero bets, dbeckham7467 calls

River: (7.167 BB) Q (2 players)
dbeckham7467 checks, Hero bets, dbeckham7467 raises, Hero 3-bets, dbeckham7467 calls

Final Pot: 13.167 BB
dbeckham7467 mucks Ah Qd
Hero shows 8d 9c (four of a kind, Eights)
Hero wins 12.833 BB
(Rake: $2.00)

Edit: Nina and I think the c/r is terrible if you can't fold to 3 against someone who is a standard TAG/LAGTAG.

I'm still convinced dbecks isn't good. Spews an awful lot IMO.

Oh.

and PATRIOTS ARE 16-0!!!!

When you bet that river after that action he should really just be hoping you're overplaying. I would put you on an 8 or mid pp on the flop and turn, but when 2 overs come on the river and you still bet I'm going to assume I'm beat, but still call.

I'm pretty sure I'm betting all pairs on the river, so his c/r isn't bad on it's own.