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04-13-2010 , 08:56 AM
Kikadell is straight edge.

04-13-2010 , 09:01 AM
Cut the crap and get to the red light stories already.

When I went on a stag party there a few years ago, the first afternoon we were there the stag went into to visit the first hooker he saw. We waited outside and cheered when he came out, he then waved and immediately went in to the one next door for another go.

Another mate went to see one with some poppers in his shirt pocket which then flew out and smashed as he tried to get his shirt off, the young lady immediately called her pimp due to the horrendous smell and he chucked him out onto the road.
04-13-2010 , 09:35 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Royston Vasey
Another mate went to see one with some poppers in his shirt pocket which then flew out and smashed as he tried to get his shirt off, the young lady immediately called her pimp due to the horrendous smell and he chucked him out onto the road.
isn't poppers something you use to ease the pain in the butt?

Last edited by timoK; 04-13-2010 at 09:36 AM. Reason: in before: no u
04-13-2010 , 10:37 AM
lol


Full Tilt Poker $10/$20 Limit Hold'em - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Pre Flop: (1.5 SB) Hero is BB with 3 A
BTN/SB raises, Hero calls

Flop: (4 SB) A K 2 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets, Hero raises, BTN/SB 3-bets, Hero caps!, BTN/SB calls

Turn: (6 BB) K (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets, Hero calls

River: (8 BB) 7 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets, Hero calls

Final Pot: 10 BB
Hero shows 3 A (two pair, Aces and Kings)
BTN/SB shows 9 8 (a pair of Kings)
Hero wins 9.975 BB
(Rake: $0.50)
04-13-2010 , 10:54 AM
Everyones solid?
04-13-2010 , 11:36 AM
I did win a 42 BB pot last night with runner runner. With that amazing feat, I ended up 4 BB for the session. I am a winner and people like me.

Board QJ5TT

Me TT
Vill #1 55
Vill #2 98o
Vill #3 Folded to a 3bet river
04-13-2010 , 11:44 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by boc4life
thank god for rakeback
thank god for rakeback pros
04-13-2010 , 11:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Distajo
Kikadell is straight edge.

fu, im 100% **** the establishment

Last edited by kikadell; 04-13-2010 at 11:50 AM. Reason: i just do it with booze since i know where to get it
04-13-2010 , 12:24 PM
the establishment loves booze
04-13-2010 , 12:42 PM
I thought DARE stood for Drugs Are Really Expensive.

Wow, I really missed the entire meaning of that ad campaign.
04-13-2010 , 01:36 PM
lol 80s drug war

they implemented a drug war and couldn't even do that right

you wanna keep kids off drugs? let them hang-out in a meth home for a few hours
04-13-2010 , 02:24 PM
Ship it!


Poker Stars $3/$6 Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Pre Flop: (1.333 SB) Hero is SB with T T
UTG raises, 3 folds, Hero 3-bets, 1 fold, UTG calls

Flop: (7 SB) Q K 3 (2 players)
Hero bets, UTG calls

Turn: (4.5 BB) Q (2 players)
Hero bets, UTG raises, Hero calls

River: (8.5 BB) K (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG checks

Final Pot: 8.5 BB
UTG mucks 8 8
Hero shows T T (two pair, Kings and Queens)
Hero wins 8.167 BB
(Rake: $2.00)
04-13-2010 , 02:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by La Peste
Ship it!


Poker Stars $3/$6 Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Pre Flop: (1.333 SB) Hero is SB with T T
UTG raises, 3 folds, Hero 3-bets, 1 fold, UTG calls

Flop: (7 SB) Q K 3 (2 players)
Hero bets, UTG calls

Turn: (4.5 BB) Q (2 players)
Hero bets, UTG raises, Hero calls

River: (8.5 BB) K (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG checks

Final Pot: 8.5 BB
UTG mucks 8 8
Hero shows T T (two pair, Kings and Queens)
Hero wins 8.167 BB
(Rake: $2.00)
Bet river because of the re-suck value. Even though he knows you are smart enough to do this, he can't call with his 8 high.

The way you did it just tilts him because of the way the turn was played. Now he will FPS you any chance he gets for redemption.
04-13-2010 , 02:54 PM
the guy with the 8 should bet, not the guy with the nuts
04-13-2010 , 03:04 PM
if he bet i would have instamucked
04-13-2010 , 03:06 PM
lol @ checking rivers while last to act in big pots with zero showdown value
04-13-2010 , 03:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Scorcho
lol @ checking rivers while last to act in big pots with zero showdown value
+1 even scorcho knows this

especially when you're can easily have a hand that was just counterfeit
04-13-2010 , 03:14 PM
My newest addiction is so embarrassing it needs a spoiler

Spoiler:
I cant stop playing the Pirate Clan myspace ap
04-13-2010 , 03:15 PM
it's okay, i got majorly hooked on Bejeweled Blitz on Facebook for a period of about 1 month last year and took great pride in the fact that I was the best out of my group of friends

quite a low point in my life obv
04-13-2010 , 03:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by La Peste
if he bet i would have instamucked
Heis would 3 bet
04-13-2010 , 03:18 PM
thats better though. my game has zero strategy to it. The only requirement is to log on for long periods of time and keep pushing the same buttons but I cant stop doing it!
04-13-2010 , 03:19 PM
you should be more embarrassed that you're still one of the 23 people still using myspace
04-13-2010 , 03:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ZOMG_RIGGED!
thats better though. my game has zero strategy to it. The only requirement is to log on for long periods of time and keep pushing the same buttons but I cant stop doing it!
We only get to choose from 3 buttons. Maybe they will develop a new variation of limit where you can bet up to the BB on the turn and river. So if I am playing 5/T, I could bet $0.76 on the river to induce a call. But I could never bet more than $10. It would give some variation to us LHE players. Maybe we could call Limit Hold'em and Lower. LHEL.

Yes, lunch time is really boring today.
04-13-2010 , 03:27 PM
what the hell are you smoking?
04-13-2010 , 03:33 PM
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/28...2010-a-759415/

Link to the new changes at pokerstars. Gender specific tournaments? They can't get people to play on just one account, now all the players are going to create a 2nd account as the opposite sex just so they can play in male only or female only tournaments.
[x] In before "which tournament will kikadell play in".

      
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